Household

4-in-1 Electric Shower Brush

Discontinued

Who wants to go for a spin in the shower? This electric shower brush has a whirring motor and 4 interchangeable brush heads to help you scrub-a-dub-dub away oil, dirt, and dead skin, plus stir up some blood flow, and...

Automatic Emergency & Power Outage Light

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A handheld lantern or flood light will certainly provide illumination during a power outage or other dark emergency, but Ideal Security's SK638 is designed as a more complete home backup light. The SK638 is flat on the...

Peugeot Paris Prestige Giant Pepper Mill

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The Peugeot Paris Prestige is the grand piano of pepper mills. And if saying it isn't enough to convince you, this giant, 3.6'-tall grinder has been carved from solid beechwood, and then coated in gleaming black piano...

Booty Mint Cleansing & Soothing Toilet Paper Spray

$8.49 - $13.99 Amazon »

Booty Mint is your wet wipe wingman. It's not toilet spray in the scent-masking sense like Poo-Pourri, but rather toilet paper spray you can apply to your 2-ply to create a DIY flushable wet wipe. Tear off a few sheets...

Ergonomic Smart Music Pillow

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Great. As much as I like the idea of an ergonomic smart music pillow to support my old man neck with 90D high-density memory foam, just take a gander at this angled, contoured mess. The PILO pillow looks like a complex...

Samsung Portable Slim Double Induction Cooktop

Looks like Samsung will be one of the few who accomplishes their New Year's resolution to slim down. The tech giant revealed their Portable Slim Double Induction Cooktop, part of a line of forthcoming modern smart appliances...

Invroheat Decorative Wall Hanging Space Heater

$69.95 Amazon »

That artwork is hot! The look of it is OK too. Invroheat makes infrared space heaters that double as decorative wall hangings, and decorative wall hangings that double as space heaters...

TOWNEW Self-Sealing & Self-Changing Kitchen Trash Can

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Even if you shoot and miss, you'll score with the TOWNEW self-sealing and self-changing kitchen trash can. Well, presuming a major source of disgust and frustration in your life is tying and changing your garbage bags...

Stuul - The Classy Way to Poop

$100 Stuul »

Does your stool need a Stuul? Correction: a muy classy Stuul? The Stuul poop stool isn't revolutionizing the poop stool game, but if you're into highfalutin poopin', I guess it looks a little nicer - and by nicer, I mean...

Little Brick Lane Custom Scale LEGO Home Models

Straw, sticks, and even bricks got nothing on Little Brick Lane bricks, the LEGO bricks this Etsy shop custom builds into a scale replica of the house you live in. Or the house you lived in until your mama kicked you...

Ace Collection Jumbo Mattresses

I've got an ace up my mattress for all the bed hogs, parents and pet owners, tossers and turners, spread-eagle sleepers, and rambunctious rollers in the hay out there: the Ace Collection. The Ace Collection is a line...

Ocean Surf Coffee Table

$2k Etsy »

The ocean's surf. Ahhhh. Even made of resin and laid across the walnut slab of a coffee table it brings such calm and peace. Such longing to walk out into the salty white suds and blue waters. ... I wonder what's the...

The Dog House Sofa

Let sleeping dogs lie...next to you but not all up in your space. The Dog House Sofa by designer Seungji Mun is to be part of the first collection of "the emotional pet furniture brand 'mpup'." There is a forthcoming...

Heat Resistant Microwavable Bowl Holder

$13.99 Amazon »

I'm not a little wussy girly man Hans & Franz would make fun of, but, Owwww! Bowls that come out of the microwave are hot! They burn my hands! And the worst part is, I often suffer the pain of a nooked hunk of ceramic...

Spaced-X Serpent Water Pipes

$299.89 - $799.89 Spaced-X »

The serpent is at it again. This time, though, its temptation is a pair of snaking, maze-like water pipes, since it knows you'll need more than an apple to succumb to Original THCin (that said, in a pinch, you can bore...

Ice Hockey Rink Pendant Light

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Kid bummed he didn't get a hockey rink for Christmas? ... Grown ass man of the household bummed he didn't get a hockey rink for Christmas? Check out this ice hockey rink pendant light. It's not a perfect substitute for...

Genuine Ox Drinking Horn Shot Glass Set

$52.87 Amazon »

Think the vikings sat around like we do, small ox horn glasses in hand, yelling, Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Probably...

Magbulb Magnetic Light Bulb Socket

$38 Magbulb »

Sure, light bulb jokes exist because screwing in a light bulb is supposed to be the easiest task in the world. But the Magbulb magnetic light bulb socket exists because even the easiest task in the world can become a...

ICEBREAKER POP Pull & Serve Ice Cube Tray

$29.99 Amazon »

Need an icebreaker that pops! for your next party? Forget lines like "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" and "You have the nicest teeth I bet I'll ever come across," and go with the ICEBREAKER POP pull...

Giant Seamen Balls Bath Bombs

$14.99 Amazon »

You might be surprised how therapeutic and relaxing a good, long soak in the bath with a coupla Giant Seamen Balls Bath Bombs can be for muscles tired and tensed up from all the holiday festivities...

Viski Lewis Bag & Mallet Bartender Kit

$23.49 Amazon »

Use the Viski Lewis Bag & Mallet Bartender Kit to crush up bar-quality ice for your and your guests' cocktails at this year's badass New Year's Eve party. Or use it to get your aggressions out when no one shows up...

Dualplex Fruit & Veggie Life Extender Fridge Liners

$13.95 Amazon »

Welp. Hope you like Slimer green as much as you like preserving the freshness of your fruits and vegetables. Dualplex's Life Extender Fridge Liners promise keep your produce in peak piehole-shoving form with an anti-mold...

Victor M1 Smart-Kill Wi-Fi Electronic Mouse Trap

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The Victor M1 Smart-Kill Wi-Fi Electronic Mouse Trap attempts to lure you into buying one of their "humane, high-voltage" rodent exterminators with promises of instant kill alerts sent to your mobile device! Oh the anticipation!...

Bacon Bin Grease Strainer & Holder

$10.58 - $14.59 Amazon »

What comes from pig returns to pig with this oinkerrific Bacon Bin Grease Strainer & Holder from Talisman Designs. The little porker serves as both a receptacle for draining and straining your cooked bacon grease, and...