Household

Nailed it! What can I say, I've got a nose for hammering nails into walls without smashing, or even brushing, a single finger. A Pinocchio nose, to be exact...

The Dalstrong Frost Series Kitchen Knives look sharp, icy cold, and White Walker approved. Especially if you need a cooking gift for your resurrected-ice-dragon-riding Night King, who's also a pretty damn good home chef...

Get your fat pants ready, dudes! The Season of Eating, the Festival of Feasting, the Gobble, Gobble...Pepto Bismol...Gobble, Gobble, the Thanksgiving Dinner is upon us! And in case you need a reminder, here's a glittery...

The Sycamore Cat Tree is a cat tree indeed. Four stories tall, and built from a real dragonwood tree, Pet Tree Houses handmakes each of their stunning cat towers to order. The leaves are synthetic, made of silk, and the...

Funny, functional, dare I say Autoblow's take on the decoy safe is ingenious? Dirty Santa is lickin' his chops for this season's gift exchange...

No, neither Mousarris nor I are confused when we call this a Summit Sofa rather than a Summit Wall Hanging. Though I suppose it could better be described as a Summit Wall Hanging Sofa. Or a Summit Wall-Mounted Sofa. A...

Modern Sprout's Growframes will grow you some modern sprouts indeed. The wall-mounted plant pedestals provide a handsome, minimalist, space-savvy spot to display your herbs and small houseplants, plus incorporate smart...

My wife is a squeegee fiend. A squee. gee. fiend. Sometimes I think she stands outside the bathroom door when I'm showering, just waiting for the moment she hears the water turn off so she can burst in and demand, "Did...

Ever wished you had a flexible ruler on hand for impromptu challenges to measure the length and girth of your...forearm? Well. Herrschners Wrist Ruler has you, and all your body parts come in at 17" or less, covered...

Look, it's Marilyn Monroe! No, wait, it's Andy Warhol! No wait, it's a super disturbing mashup of the two because I put my WoodfloW double-sided kinetic wood puzzle together wrong!...

Kitchen drawer teeming with ziplock bags and baggies, spinning into chaos, getting stuck with a cardboard box wedged in its upper overhang every time you try to open it - bamboo-ya! Take this storage hack! The ziplock...

The only improvement I would make to Geeki Tikis' Star Wars Landspeeder Punch Bowl with Luke & R2-D2 Muglets is engineering the Landspeeder to hover like it does in real life. Er, uh, in movie life. It would be easy...

I'm sure this Dog Harness Hammock is very useful for nail trimming and other grooming tasks, maybe administering medicine or shoving pills down your dog's throat too. Any pet endeavor that requires your dog to remain...

Despite it being the current hipster spirit of choice, I do love me some mezcal. It is, as ol' Guy Fieri would say, flavor country. Especially pechuga mezcal, which made me gag when I first heard of it, but subsequently...

The Scaredy Cat Hot Pot Trivet is arched and ready to pounce! Prepare to have your face clawed off! ... Unless you quick grab that dutch oven full of chili and squash the Scaredy Cat in place...

Nostalgic art meets contemporary techniques - and DIY - in the woodworking plans for the Nymphaea 3D Wood Cutout. Who remembers the Magic Eye craze of the 90s? (Sit down, Gen Z.) These books of 3D optical illusions...

Who wants to do a little slow cooking in my Turkish Terracotta Testi Pot? Maybe a nice cream of mushroom soup from the Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes cookbook? Teehee. Teeheehee...

Milk, it does the body good, and it doesn't even have to come from a cow, a goat, an elephant, or a lady's boobie. It could come from the ChefWave Milkmade Non-Dairy Milk Maker. The automatic milker uses your favorite...

Phoenix Home Shield supports your quest to protect yourself from home intruders, carjackers, and grizzly bears. A pepper gel rather than a pepper spray, Phoenix Home Shield is designed to send a long-range stream of stay-the-F-away...

I mean, I don't see Ali Larter in a whipped cream bikini anywhere, so dining can't be that wild with Mustard's Wild Dining Dinner Plates. But I guess drawing a ketchup mustache on a silverback gorilla, and giving the...

Hey, sports fans, are you and your team ready to clean house? Yeah? Yeah?!!! Then start with the dishes. Here, have a #1 Dish Washer foam finger kitchen sponge to rub in the faces of all grease, dried spaghetti sauce...

With WFH culture likely here to stay, the Secret Whiteboard could be the best thing to come along since the act of gathering up all your crap and piling it in the closest closet when people come over (particularly those...

A sick skull toilet with LED eyes and a host of smart features called...the WaterThrone? Doesn't really reflect the toilet's sculptural uniqueness, or its creepiness, very well. I would've gone with BoneThrone. The Head...

I wouldn't normally appreciate a schmoopy design like The Kiss Teacup & Saucer, but Mila Arkhipovat's kissy-face couple brings as much creativity and refinement to the table as they do schmoopiness...