Gear

Nothing communicates strength and confidence better than a firm handshake. Except, perhaps, a weak handshake administered by a hand wearing one of these stun gun gloves. Holy BZZZZZZT! Batman! I thought I'd seen my #1...

More neck speakers? Oraolo's Neckband Bluetooth Speakers are the second neck speakers I've seen in the past 2 months. They must be the new hot neck trend. Taking over for neckties. Necklaces. Turtlenecks. Neck beards...

The Duex Pro portable monitor can almost double the size of your laptop screen. Know what that means? You're gonna need a bigger lap...

Eau de toilette meets eau de toilet with No. 2 ASSence, The Fragrance. It's a prank perfume not only in name and packaging, but also, uh on the nose, with a scent seller Gagster describes as "a fart, the smell of a skunk...

One of Apple's latest snuggles inside one of Apple's greatest with elago's AW3 Mac Classic-style AirPods Case. No stranger to reinventing retro designs, the AW3 AirPods cover follows elago's application of similar Mac...

Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop!* When you say the words to the Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper though, it doesn't make an insolent and conniving dead guy appear, it makes the turds your (perhaps insolent and conniving) dog...

Boska Holland hasn't just done the world a wondrous service in creating the Choco Flaker, they've done it in naming this super swell topping maker the "Choco Flaker." Not that Choco Flaker isn't the most logical name...

Too proud to wear reading glasses? Or no, no, I know. It's not that you need readers, it's just that they made the print in this damn magazine / book / newspaper / crossword puzzle too small. No normal-sighted person...

Duck and cover? Nah, more like Safety Dance ready. The Derucap disaster helmet pops and protects exposed heads from some of the treacherous by-products of earthquakes and other unexpected emergencies, including the impact...

No one can say these famous (and infamous) politicians and world leaders (plus Albert Einstein) aren't hot heads when they have Hot Head Candle wicks sticking out of their heads...

Coffee mugs with inspirational messages - my favorite! Coffee mugs with inspirational messages delivered as a clever and colorful rebus - weeee! Best gift for the office ever. This one depicts a rooster with a lollipop...

Welcome to the Magical Fairyland...of Death! Add a Unicorn Skeleton to your Halloween decor this year and show all the trick-or-treaters how unicorns were once real, even up until a few years ago, but now they're all...

Get into the Halloween spirit by serving your Halloween spirits straight from this...Halloween spirit...

Cock breath is alright, but I think I prefer dick breath. As an insult, I mean. Obviously...

So...I guess Captain Morgan makes hot sauce? And...decided to attach the bottle to a mock cannon so you can, like, roll out, and fire off the spice at mealtime? Are rum and hot sauce even a thing?...

Celebrate Hump Day with a fat roll of "For Rectal Use Only" Stickers! At first I wasn't sure if this 500-strong cylinder of instructional labels was a legit medical supply, or intended for the pranks I'll certainly be...

Sometimes when you've got problems that are real noodle bakers - preserving the environment, slowing climate change, reducing waste - the simple act of baking noodles can help solve them. Stroodles are biodegradable drinking...

GlobalEDC is quick to point out that their ballistic dart launcher "IS NOT A TOY! MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO PURCHASE." However, the company continues, those who do order the button-operated dart shooter can use it...

Philips calls their Somneo Connected "the wake-up light designed to help you sleep." More than just a sunrise-simulating alarm clock, this light therapy lamp has built-in sensors to measure the temperature, noise, light...

A pinch of salt here, a square of foil there, a fat douse of sriracha on top - it's a gourmet meal in Room 204 at the Motel 6 thanks to the Cooking Essentials Travel Kit from Dash Provisions. Really?...

What the fucupcakes did I just get all over my hands? Is this batter? Mud my wife's cousin's dog tracked into the kitchen? POO my wife's cousin's kid shat in the kitchen?!...

I like storing some flavor for later under my fingernails and in my cuticle beds as much as the next dude, but Chip Fingers might be a useful tool for the times I have to hand out papers in work meetings, or touch my...

Egg-->Facehugger-->Chestburster-->Xenomorph. Even at under a foot tall the Aliens Four Stages of Fear Beer Stein lives up to its name in its representation of Xenomorph evolution. I've never felt less inclined...

The Munsters or The Addams Family? Cuckoo clock or grandfather clock? Halloween or Christmas? If you picked Munsters, cuckoo clock, and Halloween - ta-da! - The Bradford Exchange made a spooky hanging timepiece just for...