R2D2 Baby Costume
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- Baby Bunting R2D2 Costume - $16.24
- Baby Yoda Romper - $14.99
- Toddler Ewok Costume - $21.61
- Baby R2D2 Knitted Hat - $17.99
- Ladies' Human Sushi Costume - $36.00
I know your toddler is a unique and special snowflake, but now you can turn him into a programmable, monotone android too and revel in the irony! Carolyn Caffelle calls her R2D2 onesie and hat a costume, though I think everyone can agree that this Star Wars bad boy is way too sweet to be donned only once a year. Baby geekery lives any and every day not too cold to parade a child around bare-armed and -legged in a 100% cotton bodysuit with hand-cut eco felt appliques!
Through her Etsy shop, The Wishing Elephant, Caffelle snips and stitches a terrific presentation of referential baby garb, which also includes the cute-'n'-clever Stay Puft Marshmallow Man outfit and the little bundle o' sushi costume, the latter of which was featured on Martha Stewart's TV show, and will now certainly be seen enshrouding the roly-poly juniors of Jessica Simpson and Snooki.
Available sizes for the R2D2 gear--as well as all of Caffelle's onesies are: 3 to 6 months; 6 to 12 months; 18 months; and 24 months. Since the clothing is all handmade, hand washing and line drying are recommended.
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