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Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass

By: on October 16, 2016
$14.61 - $26.79
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A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own aim goes all wonky.

This duo of booze-ready Empire lackeys has been poured from the original stormtrooper helmet mold Andrew Ainsworth designed for Episode IV in 1976. Decanters and shot glasses may be in the miniature, but they maintain movie-accurate proportions and details. Here just in time for the onslaught of the holidays, and weeks of wanting to drink yourself into a galaxy far, far away, the Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter is made of Super Flint Glass and holds 750ml of your favorite Mos Eisley Cantina pour. The Stormtrooper Shot Glass (available here) has a 150ml capacity.

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