Baby Head Masks
People who think babies are angelic and precious, I see your Gerber models, and raise you these three baby head masks. No, make that these three enormous, bulbous, horrifying, spawn-of-Chucky baby head masks. Landon Meier, perhaps the most adept manipulator of Latex on the planet, crafts his newborn perversions by hand, signing and numbering each and shipping them off with a display stand. Because when you're not donning Disgusted Baby, Cry Baby, and Happy Baby on your head to offend and skeeve people out in the Chuck E. Cheese parking lot, they should be exhibited conspicuously on the fireplace mantel, where their sinister vibes will permeate your own soul as well.
F'd uppedness don't come cheap. Those interested in purchasing a baby head mask should find $350 and email Meier at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Oh, and don't forget to check out the above videos of a baby-headed family taking a city stroll, and ManBaby and Granny spending a day at the park.
Baby head masks are a top Dude Gift for Halloween pick.