/The-TRON-Light-Cycle-408.jpg?mode=crop){kind=small}
The TRON Light Cycle/The-World-According-To-Americans-1020.jpg?mode=crop){kind=small}
The World According To Americans/Sexy-TRON-Outfit-504.jpg?mode=crop){kind=small}
Sexy TRON Outfit/see-through-bottom-canoe-3101.jpg){kind=small}
See Through Bottom Canoe/Programmable-Tattoo-System-858.jpg?mode=crop){kind=small}
Programmable Tattoo System/double-barrel-pistol-5874.jpg){kind=small}
Double Barrel Pistol/working-pipboy-3000-5800.jpg){kind=small}
Working Pip-Boy 3000/Wolverine-Style-Hand-Claw-Dagger8097-231.jpg?mode=crop){kind=small}
Wolverine Style Hand Claw Dagger/mainland-usa-according-to-common-sense-2247.jpg){kind=small}
Mainland USA, According to Common Sense/zombie-apocalypse-bedding-2324.jpg){kind=small}
Zombie Apocalypse Bedding/arkham-harley-quinn-costume-2259.jpg){kind=small}
Arkham Harley Quinn Costume/20000-hypoallergenic-2708.jpg){kind=small}
$20,000 Hypoallergenic Designer House Cat/zombie-apocalypse-survival-kit-2822.jpg){kind=small}
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit/zombie-head-bowling-balls-2787.jpg?mode=crop){kind=small}
Zombie Head Bowling Balls/fundies-underwear-built-for-two-2254.jpg){kind=small}
Fundies: Underwear Built for Two/anatomical-leggings-2555.jpg){kind=small}
Anatomical Leggings/The-Worlds-Most-Powerful-Laser-100.jpg?mode=crop){kind=small}
The World's Most Powerful Laser/flayed-flesh-garters-2925.jpg){kind=small}
Flayed Flesh Garters/Zombie-Gnomes-Bye-Bye-Birdie-571.jpg?mode=crop){kind=small}
Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdie/shittens-6865.jpg "Shittens")
When you're sittin' on the john and the toilet paper's gone, be a man, use your hand...or get some Shittens. Protecting ourselves from fecal matter should be a priority right up there with wearing sunscreen and planning for retirement. more...
/skuuzi-beer-glove-6013.jpg "Skuuzi Beer Glove")
Of course I don't need a mitten-koozie hybrid so that I may drink chilled alcoholic beverages in freezing temperatures, one right after another like the gluttonous, midwestern lush that I am, without rendering my delicate fingers too more...
/double-handed-glove-of-love-6500.jpg "Double Handed Glove of Love")
Four things to keep in mind, men, when you buy a Smitten, the double handed glove of love, for your wife or girlfriend this Valentine's Day. 1) The Smitten is a glove built for two schmoopy folks' simultaneous use. 2) It is kind of lame and cheesy. 3) Your recipient is going to love it. 4) Because it is a glove built for two, and because she is going to love it, you too are going to have to use more...
/Handerpants-580.jpg?mode=crop "Handerpants")
Finally a real need has been filled. Underpants for your hands. Great for protecting your hands while... eating chocolate and scratching your butt? Maybe these gloves should be worn under your regular gloves to protect them from your more...
