Hanskie Beer Koozie Glove
The Hanskie is just a take on (rip of?) the Skuuzi Beer Glove, with one key difference: you can still get it. Skuuzis have been sold out or discontinued on my favorite provider of Prime shipping for ages now, but at printing Hanskies were still up for grabs (and subsequent beer-grabbing) with arrival by Christmas. And maybe even Christmas Eve when you need a smoke, or a sanity break from the fam. Slip on a Hanskie before you slip outside and you'll be able to enjoy a cold beer with a warm hand and no worries of dropping the one thing that's making this whole night bearable.
Hanskies, as they should be, are made by hand from a sheep's wool blend and available in a variety of colors and patterns. One size fits all. Note: Hanskies are sold singly--one glove per order. They also look to me like they're for right-hand can and bottle holders only. Sorry, lefties.