Cup Noodles & Top Ramen Wrapping Paper
Nissin's Top Ramen and Cup Noodles wrapping paper comes with a warning: "Wrapping anything but Cup Noodles or Cup Noodles-related merchandise in this paper could be misleading and result in an angry, inconsolable gift recipient."
Thanks for the heads-up, guys. Good thing the only thing my Top Ramen and Cup Noodle wrap jobs are gonna enshroud are sexy instant noodle lid stopper figurines. I think Lala Satalin and Meiko Shiraki, ladies sculpted especially to pop an enticing squat atop my Cup Noodles as they steam-set, falls within the parameters of "Cup Noodles-related merchandise."
Then again, I kinda like Nissin's "Send Noods" neon sign too.
Both the Top Ramen and Cup Noodles wrapping papers come in festive rolls of blue and red that, if you're not careful, might outshine the gift inside them. And for those doing their white elephant shopping, a Top Ramen or Cup Noodles roll itself could be your perfect gift offering this year.
All together now: Our finest gifts we bring / Top Ramen pum pum / to lay before the King / Top Ramen pum pum....