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Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper

By: on December 16, 2011
  • Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
  • Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
  • Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
  • Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper

It's not what's on the inside that counts, it's what's on the outside. Right? The good folks at Gift Couture have captured that heart-felt sentiment beautifully with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. This mouth-watering, soon-to-be trash, box decoration includes 5 different wrapping paper designs; a bun, hamburger, cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes. Apparently someone forgot to tell them about America's 10 year love affair with bacon. And while possibly only relevant for occasions that require multiple gifts (Christmas and my birthday) this is still sure to get a good chuckle from people like your 65 year old aunt who laughs at sitcoms like Two and a Half Men as if the writing is novel.

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