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Raunchy Wrapping Paper (NSFW)

By: on February 15, 2014
Raunchy Wrapping Paper (NSFW)
  • Raunchy Wrapping Paper (NSFW)
  • Raunchy Wrapping Paper (NSFW)
  • Raunchy Wrapping Paper (NSFW)
$6.19 - $7.69
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Raunchy Wrap R-rated wrapping paper reminds me of something my lyrical hero Ludacris once said during his guest vocals on Usher's smash hit dance track "Yeah": "I want a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed." This double sided wrapping paper is nice on the outside, naughty on the inside, the perfect shroud for a bachelor party gag, a birthday gift to your 15-year-old nephew, or that blank space on your wall. What, the paper comes in a single, 33" x 23.4" sheet. Sounds about the size of a poster above my bed to me.

Raunchy Wrap's exterior features a conservative, innocuous pattern of stripes. A gift's recipient will never guess that when he rips these stripes open--carefully, remind him, don't want to destroy the visuals--he'll come face-to-face with a Where's Waldo spread of boobies and butts. (Ladies, there are some choice parts of the male anatomy for you to ogle in a pink striped version of the Raunchy Wrap too.) It will be like two gifts in one. The paper might even prove to be more popular than whatever it's wrapping. Really the best approach would probably be to buy 2 packs of Raunchy Wrap and use one to wrap the other. That would be the gift of champions.

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