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The TaTa Top (NSFW)

Posted: July 28, 2019
The TaTa Top
$34.99
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Where was the TaTa Top flesh-colored bikini with nipples when I was having fun with anatomical optical illusions a couple weeks ago? Guess I'll have to retroactively add this eye-(and pants-)popping swimsuit to my Breast Of list.

While designed in the same vein as the hairy chest swimsuit, I wouldn't necessarily place the TaTa Top in the same things that makes you go ewww category. More like in the things that give you an awkward boner on the beach category, unless - big unless - the wrong person is wearing it.

The wrong person to wear a TaTa Top is about the same as the wrong person to wear any bikini. Shrek. Samwell Tarly. Vladimir Putin riding a bear.

TaTa Tops come in Light Tone, Medium Tone, and Dark Tone colors, and include just the bikini top. At least until someone out there starts a VaJayJay Bottoms line. (Hint: You can DIY it with some underwear and a merkin.)

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