StinkBOSS Shoe & Gear Deodorizer

$169.99 from Amazon »

The worst thing I've ever smelled in my life is a tie between some fish I accidentally left in the trash before going on vacation and the inside of a hockey glove. I imagine all used hockey gear, and football gear for...

Teslasuit - Full-Body Haptic Suit

$1,100 - $3,665 from Teslasuit »

No, the Teslasuit is not for racing your Tesla. Or, more realistically, the Teslasuit is not a 3-piece Armani with embroidered logos and a gold-threaded pocket square to wear while cruising your Model S around the suburbs...

The Beard Bro Beard-Shaping Tool

$17.79 from Amazon »

Men, are you tired of spending precious minutes in the morning grooming and edging your perfect specimen of manliness (well, the one on your face anyway) only to end up looking like your 6-year-old shaved you after you...

Rent-A-Goat - Invasive Plant Remediation

Discontinued

Amazon offers Home Services now. You enter your zip code and request a quote and you can get a plumber, an electrician, someone to set up your media center so you don't have to throw it out the window. But the only person...

Living Ink - Time-lapse Bio-ink

The researchers at Living Ink Technologies weren't spending all of their investors' money trying to figure out how to revolutionize disappearing ink for the 21st century. They were hoping to develop a sustainable algae...

Dragons & Other Fantastic Creatures in Origami

$19.01 from Amazon »

When I first saw this Dragons and Other Fantastic Creatures in Origami how-to book I was like, Sweet, I'm gonna make me some paper dragons. Then I looked at the contents and saw all the other fantastic creatures also...

4' x 4' Cable-Lifted Storage Rack

$165.99 from Amazon »

Where are you going to put all that crap you got for Christmas? How about all that crap you got new crap to replace at Christmas? I like this 4' x 4' Cable-Lifted Storage Rack from Racor for 3 reasons: 1) It allows me...

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Giveaway: New Year's Swag Mystery Box

I raked it in during the 2015 holiday season. Product samples galore! And I'm giving all of them--well, the ones I didn't eat or wrap up for my mama--to one of you. Click here and enter to win Dude's New Year's Swag Mystery...

Kodama Zomes Hanging Beds

It's no Bird's Nest Bed, but I would 100% take a Kodama Zome over a Lotus Belle Tent on account of the fact that it is 100 times less likely to make someone say my least favorite word of the decade: "glamping." The geodesic...

iRing Smartphone Grip & Stand

The iRing is a kickstand for your smartphone. It can be a mount for it too, looped over an included hook. But I think the best function this multi-tool of sorts serves is in the name itself: a ring. Slip the iRing over...

Mechanical Wooden Clock Kit

$69.99 from Amazon »

I was going to get my 14-year-old nephew one of these Mechanical Wooden Clock Kits for Christmas, but then I remembered they don't teach kids how to tell analog time anymore so he wouldn't even be able to read it. I also...

Pocket Bellows - "Blow-It" Fire Starter

$11.85 from Amazon »

If they're holding your feet to the fire to light the kindling and make the logs crackle, hold your face to the fire--at a safe, 20" distance--to get it done. Epiphany Outdoor Gear's V3-Pocket Bellows is a modern take...

Luxury Star Wars Pens

$2,070 - $24,500 from Wheelers »

I never understood why anyone would pay thousands of dollars for a fountain pen. But ST Dupont has created a series of them honoring Star Wars, including a Tie-Fighter, an X-Wing, and two extra super special Darth Vader...

The Trump Coloring Book

$8.19 from Amazon »

Whether you're for or against him, MG Anthony has compiled thousands of black lines and white space that will set you up to "show The Donald in his true colors." And I have to say, The Trump Coloring Book does a pretty...

Portable Ice Maker

Sold Out from Amazon »

Now that the days are getting longer it's time to start stocking up for summer! Or if BBQs at the park and your Bartender-on-a-Bike business are still too distant of a vision, you might find one of these portable ice...

BTunes Bluetooth Headphone Adapter

If you really want wireless headphones, it's not that cost prohibitive anymore just to buy a pair of wireless headphones. But if you already have a pair you love, and are finding their wires behaving more like tethers...

Blackout Bands - Sleep Mask Sunglasses

$18.92 from Amazon »

Three things: 1) Welcome to 2016; 2) I've got a little something for your hangover. Especially if you have to open your eyes today; and 3) Kellan Lutz isn't a vampire, but he does play one in the worst movies in the history...

Your Slyce Pizza Topping Divider

$18.99 from Amazon »

I guess the Your Slyce pizza topping divider--or as they call it, "personalization tool"--is a good idea for, say, the 1% of Americans who eat only 1 slice of pizza. For the rest of us, it's a terrible tease...

ArcaBoard - A Real Hoverboard

$19,900 from Arca »

The ArcaBoard is indeed a real hoverboard. It looks like a giant domino. In this case though, the brick is a composition of aerospace grade composite materials, and the pips an arrangement of 36 high-powered Electric...

Icons Unmasked Book

Have you ever wondered if the superheroes, animated icons, and comic book stars you see in pop culture are hiding something--a demure inner self, a secret identity, an ugly mug, James Franco--behind their masks? I haven't...

Edison Light Bulbs

$5.99 - $29.89 from Amazon »

Nothing like tacking a Tesla or Edison onto your product to make a quick buck these days (you've seen the lighter and the board game, right?) Here at least we have an item that is nearly synonymous with Edison's name:...

Cocoon Go Go Gadget Packs

Cocoon doesn't bill their Tech 16" Backpack and Graphite 15" Brief as Go Go Gadget holders fit for the Inspector himself, but I think deeming these labyrinths of gear containment and organization as much is a fair assumption...

Breo iSee4 Wireless Digital Eye Massager

$140.49 from Amazon »

Breo's iSee4 Eye Massager isn't here to take you on a virtual reality rollercoaster. It's here to soothe and relax your clenched face and racing heart after you get off. The digital system fits over your eyes just like...

Boeing Jet Powered Go Kart

Sold Out from Craigslist »

Wasn't a DIY jet-powered something the co-star of a Darwin Award several years ago? I guess if you want to take the lead in a sequel, Seth Kettleman from TransTurbine in Maryland has the vehicle for you. The Boeing Boss...