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Litographs - Entire Books on T-Shirts

$34 from Litographs »

Litographs guarantees they will sell you the best book you've ever worn. Each of their T-shirts features an artistic interpretation of classic book titles shaped using the text of the book itself. As in the actual words--every...

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Cooking for Geeks

$31.90 from Amazon »

If you're going to geek out on something, I feel like the kitchen will produce the best returns. Example: Geeking out on cosplay and crafting the most badass Jabba the Hutt costume ever for San Diego Comic-Con probably...

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Giveaway: VSSL Outdoor Utility Tubes

VSSLs (say "vessel") are cylinders stashed with smaller cylinders stashed with everything you might need to survive and present yourself as a functional human being in the outdoors. Even if, like me, you can barely walk...

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Where's Walter? Breaking Bad Print

Discontinued

Nearly 2 years after we thought Walter White sang his swan song, Argentinian illustrator Max Dalton has found him alive and well. Just strolling down the streets of Albuquerque hidden in plain sight. So where's Walter?...

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Size Matters Cake Plate

$32.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Now you can have your cake and...measure it with a protractor too. This Size Matters plate is perfect for parents looking both to stick it to siblings warring over whose piece of devil's food is bigger, and make the kids...

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Ghostbusters Playing Cards

$9.99 from Amazon »

Slime not included. Ghostbusters turns 30 this year, so who better to lose all your money to on poker night than the goofy mugs of Venkman, Spengler, Stantz, and Zeddemore? Even Louis Tully and Dana Barrett make appearances...

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Silencing Slider - Cheeseburger Ball Gag

$99.99 from Etsy »

I'll have a quarter pounder with...please. Yes, please, Master, bite me! Bite me hard and put the marks of your ownership on my flesh while I, your slave, receive my punishment in complete submission. Silently mowing...

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Boomerang Wok

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Ooh, it's a wok that doesn't make you play 52 Pickup with all the stuff you put in it. The Boomerang Wok features a "unique patented cupped edge" that enables Iron Chef-speed ingredient flipping and agitating with the...

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XTC Wood Headphones

Joining the ranks of wooden legs and wooden personalities: wood in-ears! (As they say, everyone's a comedian.) (But especially people like me who are hilarious.) These XTC earbuds feature black or red wood bodies whose...

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Dragon Cake Pan

$24.99 from ThinkGeek »

What's going to be harder: getting the cake eggs away from the dragon guarding them, or getting the cake eggs out of the Dragon Cake Pan without destroying them? Those with the ambition and determination of Dany Targaryen...

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CU.breaker Rubik's Cube Charger

With student Chang soo Lee's Cu.breaker concept you don't have to solve the puzzle, it does. This Rubik's Cube-esque device is a cell phone charger that 1) reflects rate and capacity of its device's charge and 2) shuts...

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Enchanted Forest: An Inky Quest & Coloring Book

$10.46 from Amazon »

Enchanted Forest: An Inky Quest & Coloring Book is kind of like The Legend of Zelda in that you collect trinkets and clues along the way to help you reach the castle and discover the secret it holds at the end of your...

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Shelby Baja 700

Ski and snow machining season may be over, but next up: car camping and red dirt road runnin' season. And if you need a truck preying beast to serve as your 4-wheeled chauffeur, Shelby is offering up 50 of its limited...

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LUNALUXX Levitating-Disc-Activated Lamp

$130 from Elivatix »

What you can see very clearly is that the LUNALUXX is a lamp with a levitating disc. And if you understand the laws of physics, or have been following man's continued attempts to develop Hoverboard technology, you can...

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Black Peanut Butter

$5 from Frolic »

While I don't really know what's up with the price of Frolic's black peanut butter being quoted in Indonesian rupiah*, I do know what's up with its blackness. And it's not squid ink, medicinal charcoal, or blood infected...

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Orbit 3-in-1 Nano Speaker

Know that guy on the trail who, rather than electing to escape the pollutive cacophony of the city to bask in the serenity and simple sounds of nature like everyone else, blasts his EDM on a portable speaker as he hikes?...

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Long Piropiro Lung Exercise Tool

Hey it's a kazoo or a, uh, unraveling blowy thing the kiddos and incredibly irritating adults blow into to unravel at birthdays and New Year's. But this blow thing has taken on a new disguise: from party supply to exercise...

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Kitchen Apron with Built-in Oven Gloves

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The Mitten Apron guarantees you'll never need to wonder where you left that oven glove, or risk finding out if the casserole dish is really still too hot to touch without one, again. Built-in hotness handlers make it...

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XM42 Handheld Flamethrower

$699 from XM42 »

The XM42 aims to be the world's first commercially available handheld flamethrower. Free of pressurized tanks and car-wash sprayers, and simple for most anyone to use, it also calls itself "what a real flamethrower should...

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MiFi 2 Global Touchscreen Hotspot

The MiFi portable hotspot provides 4G WiFi to up to 10 devices in over 150 countries. Its touchscreen interface displays data usage, battery life, signal strength, and connected devices, plus enables the hotspot holder...

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TRX Suspension Training Home Kit

$149.95 from Amazon »

The hardness of the muscles you'll build from using the Navy SEAL-developed TRX suspension training system is directly proportional to the hardness of actually using the TRX suspension training system. Though there are...

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Darth Vader Color-Changing Lamp

$14.25 from Amazon »

Luke, I am your father. And as such, there are a few things you should know about me. For example, in my free time, I enjoy attending raves. Dancing one's ass off to Kaskade is an exceptional way to clear the mind and...

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Dutch Lab Cold Drip Coffee Brewers

$310 - $7,300 from Dutch Lab »

Two things I don't know are what Dutch coffee even is and how to make even a cup of regular old coffee in the regular old coffee maker in our staff kitchenette (in fact, an office-wide vote has forbidden me from touching...

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Lomography 35mm Film Camera & LomoKinoScope

Oh boy, 35mm film? Analogue filmmaking? What will they bring back next?! (This guy votes for Crystal Pepsi.) Lomography tugs at your retro heartstrings with its Lomokino, a movie shooter capable of filming 144 frames...