Collapsible Clover-Style Lantern

$19.99 from Amazon »

Orange is the new green...er. Though Suaoki's lantern also comes in green, so I guess green is the new greener too. You can turbocharge this portable light with a micro USB cable, or let the sun drive its glow via the...

Sploofy Personal Smoke Filter

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Despite its cartoonish name and whimsical look, Sploofy is no fun-loving household appliance. This cleaning overlord is here to suck and lock your smoke and its odors inside an inescapable dungeon of HEPA air filters...

Arcus Zinc Alloy Carabiner

Oooh, shiny, light, and looks like liquid. The Arcus Carabiner in Chrome Noir is made of zinc alloy and weighs in at just 1.4 ounces, so it won't drag down your belt loop or bag even as it locks your keys tight...

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Giveaway: Life of the Party Magic Bundle

Life of the Party Magic Bundle Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Chandresh P. of Davidson, NC winner of the Ellusionist Life of the Party Magic Bundle. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage...

Disturbed Friends - The Worst Game Ever Made

Discontinued

Consumer drones? Wearables? Self-driving cars (and -walking shoes)? Nah. I think politically incorrect card-based games that at some point make every person playing them feel extremely uncomfortable or self-conscious...

Porron Down-the-Hatch Decanter

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Despite how it sounds, a porron pitcher isn't so named because the first 2 to 27 times you fill it with wine (or beer or whiskey) and try to use it you're probably going to porr-on your face. "Porron" is a Catalan word...

URB-E Electric Folding Scooter

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URB-E is a folding electric transporter designed to slash appreciable time from your walking commute without hogging up so much space it prohibits you from using additional forms of transportation when it's with you...

Under NY Sky Aprons

$85.99 from Amazon »

I know these Under NY Sky Aprons look like they're made for hipsters. Hipsters smugly running the grill. Hipsters self-importantly standing at the host stand. Hipsters douchily manning the bar. Hipsters passive aggressively...

Bowser Baby Carrier Cover

Discontinued

Here's a good way to keep strangers from touching your kid. Jeanette and her Naturally Crafty Etsy shop have craftily pounced on and taken down the scowling, snarling, pixel-thirsty King of the Koopas, and Mario's arch...

Lunar Genuine Moon Rock Watch

$27,500 from Analog Watch Co. »

Analog Watch Co.'s new Lunar Watch might be kinda pricey, but how many timepieces can say that they're made of a solid piece of genuine moon rock estimated to be older than: the human construct of time; humans themselves;...

Jeep Adventure Tires

If you thought nothing could beat off-roading on the weekends, imagine this: off-roading on-road during your weekly commutes and leisurely drives around the 'burbs. Jeep Germany's new Adventure Tires, on sale starting...

NavoPed Self-Walking Shoes

Want to pimp out your feet Google-style*? To avoid unpleasant collisions with other pedestrians, telephone poles, and public fountains that just came up out of frikkin' nowhere? To slap on your sneakers and never look...

686 Men's Tool Belt

$29.99 - $45 from Amazon »

Yep, it is indeed a Tool Belt. Good language manipulation, 686. This 100% full-grain and waterproof leather securer of pants incorporates a few of your trusty everyday carry tools into its everyday weary style. (Yes...

Lytro Illum Light Field Camera

Shoot first, focus later. So goes the mantra of Lytro, creator of Light Field Cameras, and what they call the photography world's first "living pictures." Take a photo with their professional-quality Illum and you won't...

Organic Wool Dryer Balls

$29.99 from Amazon »

These Wool Dryer Balls asked me if I want to live a health-conscious and eco-friendly life and I was like, "Ummm..." And then they said I should replace the chemical-laden dryer sheets I'm currently using with one of...

The Bob's Burgers Burger Book

$13.56 from Amazon »

Bob's Burgers has always taught us a lot about life, family, and music. Now the animated juggernaut is jumping off screen to teach us more about an equally important key to Belcher happiness: burgers...

Kingii Flotation Wristband

$89.99 from Amazon »

Even strong swimmers get tired. And if you doggie paddle into an unexpected current, or get separated from your waterfaring vessel, life jacket or not you may have some trouble getting yourself back to shore. Tom Agapiades...

Atomic Raygun Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer

$11.86 from Amazon »

Who'd have thought snipping off those wiry stragglers poking out of my left nostril could be the funnest thing I do all day? Cool beans, Atomic Trimmer!...

TrapTap Wireless Speed Trap Indicator

$109 - $139 from TrapTap »

The TrapTap could be a lifesaver. For schoolchildren. For your driving record. And mostly, for your wallet. This simple little button sticks onto your vehicle's dash and flashes red, blue, or green to warn you of speed...

Slim Timber Wood Card Wallet

I promise, no jokes about about carrying some extra wood in your pocket. Slim Timber Wallets are all handcrafted in Idaho from genuine materials of Mother Nature. Choose here between Walnut and Rosewood cases and receive...

StrongBoard Balance Board

$269 from Amazon »

Here are some levitators in training. Really. No, not really. I think they're actually people who really like to train in training, and upping their training game with the StrongBoard Balance...

Bubba Rope - Vehicle Recovery Rope

$205 from Amazon »

Bubba Ropes are kinetic energy recovery ropes (KERR) originally developed for the military to use in pulling their off-road vehicles out of mud, sand, and snow. Turns out they work just as well when me and my friend Cornelius...

Shiatsu Neck & Back Massage Cushion

$199.95 from Amazon »

I think I've spent at least 50% of my life over the last month sitting prisoner in a car or stuffed into a seat on an airplane. And the rest of the time my muscles have been under constant stress from my American Ninja...

Lamzac Hangout

$79 from Fatboy »

The Lamzac Hangout is a DIY cloud. Except made of solid nylon ripstop so you won't go crashing thousands of feet to the earth when you lie down on one. And also minus the ice crystals. Unless you decide to unfurl a Lamzac...