Heated Outdoor Cat House

$66.13 from Amazon »

If I liked my mama's neighbor's fat cat Willard I would buy this cat house for him. As it stands though, he's a jerk so I don't really care if he gets cold while he's stalking robins in my mama's yard this winter. For...

Mpow 3-Port Intelligent Car Charger

The Mpow car charger guns it with 6.6 amps of power able to charge 2 tablets and a smartphone from 0 to full bars in 3.7 seconds flat. Well, probably not. But the 3-port device is pretty fast, and strong enough to support...

When guitars meet art, they make...GuitArt. Uh...that doesn't sound no nice. Actually, it sounds like what I might call the noise that comes out of someone letting off a nasty round of gas from deep within their belly. Dude, that chili Cornelius made was a gut buster. Every time I fell asleep last...

Hyperlip Prosthetic Lips

$46.09 from Amazon »

The medical term for the part of the oral mucosa covering the tooth-bearing border of the jaw is is "gingiva." So. Who wants to see some gingiva?! The Hyperlip is a plastic lip ring that fits over your existing kisser...

Indoor/Outdoor Heat Lamp Table

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Some people really like to eat outside (me). Other people really like to complain about how it's too cold to eat outside (my girlfriend). Put those people together and you'll get one of 3 things: arguments; silent resentment;...

Jane's Brew Cannabis-Infused Coffee

Down a cup of Jane's Brew and you'll feel the buzz, the clarity, the drive, the...sudden desire to eat a family-size bag of chips and take a nap. Jane calls her cannabis-infused coffee, available as pods, pod bags, or...

DIY Scrimshaw Knife Kit

I may not have designed it, or forged it, or carved it myself, but I sure as Shine-Ola used my own two hands to emboss my pocket knife with this two-headed grizzly bear. Yessir, I sure did want it to have two heads. It's...

Dyconn 12-Port USB Power Hub

With the Dyconn 12-Port USB Power Hub there's room for all the devices at the USB charging table. Even the nerdy ones, the smelly ones, and the ones who spit when they talk. The more-is-more charger connects to a single...

How to Survive Anything

$11.45 from Amazon »

Apparently survival is a hot enough topic these days that there's not only room (read: profit) for publishers to release a thousand books about it, but enough room for them to release at least 4 survival books with the...

Cactus Coasters

I think Cactus Coasters would make the perfect present for a woman who's: A) your boss or B) your girlfriend of 2 months of less. They're cute, creative, and clever--all the Cs of a thoughtful lady-gift--but not so personal...

Zero Smoke Ring Blaster

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Zero Toys has got all markets cornered with its Smoke Ring Blaster. Kids. Halloween. Office shenanigans. And one that never would have occurred to me until I saw the above video: golden retrievers. I'm loath to admit...

SkyBell Wi-Fi Doorbell

The SkyBell is a wireless doorbell and app combo that connects to your home WiFi and streams live one-way video and two-way audio directly to a smartphone or tablet. Even better, while SkyBell does attach to a wired...

VibeRider Motorcycle Seat Vibrator

$148 from Amazon »

The hair, clothing, and number of pixels in VibeRider's videos suggest this vibrating motorcycle seat insert has been around since 1992, but I only just heard of it, thanks to Mike K.'s Dude Product Tip. It's too bad...

Helix Personalized Mattresses

$600 - $995 from Helix Sleep »

I hope Helix works because a personalized, custom-made mattress is a pretty damn good idea. Tempur-Pedic and Sleep Number levels of pretty damn good idea, but even better because Helix costs $1,000 to $2,000 less than...

Mojio Car Monitoring & Smart Tracking System

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Mojio is a sort-of mechanic and sort-of babysitter for your car. So I guess it's more like a vehicular personal assistant. Or your mama. The Mojio car monitoring and smart tracking system plugs into most any post-1996...

Masterbuilt Electric Digital Smoker

$189.99 from Amazon »

Know what I'm thinking about right now? 730 square inches of smoked meat. Here's why: in the United States October 12 is Columbus Day. A good day for the 4 or 5 people who actually get off work for it, a BS non-holiday...

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Giveaway: TheHorrorDome.com Halloween Costume

Halloween is on its way, and we've got your tricks and your treats all rolled into one tidy (well, except for those dangling intestines...) package. Click here and enter to win your choice of one of three horrifically...

Fire & Ice Light Show

$14.97 from Amazon »

You might not be able to flip it back on at Christmas like the Illuminator light projector, but Gemmy's Fire & Ice spotlight is about half the cost for twice the evil. Its orange LEDs shine through a crystallized dome...

Ultraskiff 360 Watercraft

$1,595 from Ultraskiff »

I showed my girlfriend the Ultraskiff 360 and she asked if it was a Sit 'n' Spin for the water. And for once, before rolling my eyes at her lack of enthusiasm for anything she can't wear, drink from a stemmed glass, or...

How to Survive Anything: A Visual Guide

$16.99 from Amazon »

Survival isn't just about learning to live in a world turned on its head, to build shelter in a sea of sand, or to fish with a bobby pin dangling from a shoelace. As Lonely Planet so expertly depicts in their recent graphic...

Optical Illusion 3D Skull Light

$16.15 from Amazon »

Smiley, spooky, glow-y, and eco-friendly to boot. This optical illusion 3D Skull Light is USB-powered and fitted with LED bulbs able to burn in a spectrum of colors that blaze through an intricate grid of laser-cut acrylic...

Jell-O Shot Syringes

$11.99 - $12.75 from Amazon »

If I took down the entirety of this 20-pack of Jell-O shot syringes myself I wonder if I'd be retching all the colors of the rainbow more from the cheap Popov vodka or the dense mixture of high fructose corn syrup and...

Monti Taste Collection Set

$100 from Amazon »

Remember Pretentious Beer Glasses? Well meet the next step up (or down, depending on how you view beer snobbery): Narcissistic Beer Glasses. Also known as The Monti Taste Collection. These 4 glasses have been designed...

Upton Handmade Belts

$110 - $130 from Upton »

"American leather, Italian tanning, Texan hands." Upton Belts launched its online brand of custom-sized not-accessories just this year. The company hopes men (and women!) who wear their designs will discover they can...