March came in like a lion and went out like a stay at home order, and April showers brought May...I please leave my house now? Dude's must see products for April 2020 weren't consumed by Covid-19, but a few were concerned with it and, more importantly, many of your favorite posts covered items that...

Pollo Pillo

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Though these pollos are P.illo from the Netherlands, not Hermanos from Albuquerque, they're still the perfect front for a meth deal. Uh, no wait...

Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0 Groin Hair Trimmer

$69.99 Amazon »

The Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0 knows that even when we're stuck inside, many of us are living in the wild. This groin trimmer and happy trail blazer wants to help hack through the brush and bush - a lot more gently, and...

E45: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 45 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Pit Boss Fire Pit Poker & World's Largest Bottle Opener

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One thing I learned from the video for the Pit Boss Fire Pit Poker - and world's largest bottle opener! - is that it might be fun to play Jenga with my campfire logs. I wonder how long it takes to operate the 58" steel...

Vent Dragons

It's that time of year again. Gotta watch out for the ol' vent dragons building nests in your air ducts. Pushing through the grilles when they get jumpy, or smell bacon cooking. Tempting your children, possibly your wives...

Volkner Mobil RVs with Built-In Car Storage

Volkner Mobil RVs don't come with a Mini-Cooper, but if you want to make highest and best use of the motorhomes' center built-in car storage, I'd highly recommend getting one. Volkner says a new Fiat 500 would work too...

Lodge Cast Iron Cook-It-All Kit

$119.90 Amazon »

Oh Lodge, you're such a cook-it-all. Brushing off others' dutch ovens and individual pieces of campfire cookware, acting like your 2 pieces of cast iron reign supreme for all needs, in all conditions. It's especially...

Gloves in a Bottle Shielding Lotion for Dry Skin

$21.95 Amazon »

A lot of us, and especially our health care workers, could use any number of shields right now. Gloves in a Bottle, a self-described Shielding Lotion, is volunteering to be that protective barrier for our dry, cracked...

Korin HiPack - Easy-Wipe Backpack

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Korin doesn't promote their HiPack as an easy-to-clean, disinfectant-friendly backpack...yet. Having made the bag pre-covid-19, Korin focuses on its minimalist, smooth shell design, anti-theft locking features, scientific...

Toilet Tag Game for Adults Who Share the Same Potty

$24.99 Amazon »

Normally I would disregard a game like Toilet Tag, especially given its rampant use of the word "potty" in its descriptions. For example: Toilet Tag is a "game for adults who share the same potty." For another example:...

9' Solar Powered LED Lighted Patio Umbrella

$119.99 Amazon »

Shade and charging when the sun's out, the illumination of 8 LED tubes and a center pendant light when it's not. This 9' patio umbrella has a solar powered battery that sucks up the sun's rays throughout the day, and...

Pro-Lift Z-Creeper Seat

$36.48 - $43.74 Amazon »

What's most notable to me about the Pro-Lift Z-Creeper Seat is how I found it. Since Mother's Day is coming up I was browsing Amazon's Find a Gift section, filtered to women, and up popped a convertible mechanics seat!...

BruMate MargTini Insulated Margarita Martini Tumbler

$24.99 Amazon »

The BruMate MargTini insulated margarita martini tumbler is like Cinco de Mayo shaken up with Mother's Day and served on the decorative rocks in the backyard with a shelter-in-place twist...

Adafruit Circuit Playground Express

$24.29 Amazon »

At about the size of my wife's birth control pack, Adafruit's Circuit Playground Express brings a motherlode of possibility to budding makers, designers, and STEM students interested in electronics and programming...

Blackmail Postcards

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Not to make a bad situation worse for my friend Cornelius, but what if he were to receive a postcard in the mail? A blackmail postcard indicating - in ransom note cutout letters, of course - that someone had taken hostage...

Your Face Custom Face Masks

$19.95 Obscure A Tees »

Your own face on a face mask. The option has been available, and shown a few different faces of itself, for years now - remember the creepy Realface clone? - but this one from Obscure A Tees is made in the face of Covid-19...

Creative Block - Problem Solving & Brainstorming Ideas

$34.99 Amazon »

And on top of everything else you've got writer's block. Designer's block. Maker's block. If you've hit a dead end, if you're at your wits' end, maybe it's time to get creative - plus down and dirty with wordplay! - and...

Kurgo No-Spill Travel Dog Water Bowl

$13.95 Amazon »

A travel dog water bowl that doesn't spill. Now that's an interesting concept. Interesting and ridogulous. I don't even have a dog, but if I did I know the first thing he'd do in my car with a Kurgo "no-mess" travel bowl...

Jawzrsize Jawline Exerciser & Neck Toner

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Dream on, Botox and face fillers, your injectable voodoo is no match for the Jawzrsize! If the product's stellar name didn't clue you in, Jawzrsize is an aerobics class for your mouth, a hands-free fitness tool made to...

Romance of Men Zen Series Chef's Knives

If the kitchen is your happy place, slice 'n' dice in even more zen while you cook with a knife from the new Zen Series of Damascus steel chef's knives from Romance of Men. Available in Classic and Japanese styles, the...

Rock Me Archimedes Balancing Board Game

$27.86 Amazon »

Rock Me Archimedes, like life, is a delicate balance between making quick decisions to act fast, and not losing your marbles...

Alessi Bulla Bottle Opener

$46.56 Amazon »

Disguised as a liquid metal trinket*, the Alessi Bulla Bottle Opener ensures they'll never see but a glint and a flash coming when, with the flick of a wrist, you pop open their beer, and put a cap in their lap...

The Weatherman Umbrella for 55MPH Winds

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The Weatherman Umbrella knows not everyone can be Mary Poppins on a rainy day, but when the wind picks up anyone with a crappy umbrella can be...the dude who gets drenched and disheveled because his umbrella blows inside...