Peanut Butter & Jam Old Fashioned

$56.59 from Firebox.com »

PB&J has grown up. Now it's the perfect companion for the dude who just wants to relax with a sophisticated adult beverage...but doesn't want to stray too far from his favorite squishy, sticky, nummy childhood sammich...

KeyCatch Super Strong Light Switch Magnets

I've considered installing a small ledge next to the light switch by my door to preclude the exact problem KeyCatch solves in a much simpler, less conspicuous, and way less work for lazy me way: losing my keys. These...

monkii bars Portable Body Weight Gym

$149 from Amazon »

In the vein of the TRX home gym, monkii bars strive to the most portable and versatile piece of fitness equipment you own. With the thought being that if you always have your equipment with you, and hundreds of different...

Colt S.P.E.A.R. Tactical Arrowheads

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This Bug Out Bag especiale from Colt includes 5 of the company's S.P.E.A.R. Tactical Arrowheads. Each piece is black coated 8Cr13MoV stainless steel and includes a double punch of lanyard / lashing holes. Arrowheads include...

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle

$28.59 from Firebox.com »

You've already lit the fire that melted Toht's face off. Now get ready to s'mores up the Ghostbusters' biggest bad guy. Set a match to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle at the top of his head, and watch him roast and...

AMPY MOVE Wearable USB Motion Charger

$101.56 from Amazon »

Still sticking to those New Year's Resolutions to hit the gym 5 days a week or train for a half marathon? AMPY MOVE might not be the kind of dangling carrot that rewards you with a trip to Hawaii or a new car for achieving...

Martian Notifier Smartwatch

It's a deal that's out of this world. Get the Martian Notifier Smartwatch for 72% off retail value from Dude Exclusives. Sure, the Martian isn't the newest wearable on the market, but in a way that's even better because...

Solid Chocolate Revolver

Discontinued

Why pack heat when you can pack sweets? (Plus a few pounds onto your butt and gut.) This revolver from Chocolate Weapons is an exact, full-size replica molded from almost a pound of solid milk chocolate. It comes in a...

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Console Vaults

$279 - $289 from Amazon »

You're 10 minutes away from 12-gauge cold rolled plate steel. Console Vault makes truck / SUV console safes that slide in and secure to factory console bolts in an easy 10 minutes. Welded tab and notch seams, a 3-point...

Wooden Boat Bathtub

Rub-a-dub-dub, I want a wooden boat bathtub. Even more than I want a Hot Tub Tug Boat. Because while the latter may be slightly cooler and more likely to help me win friends and influence people, Unique Wood Design's...

Batman v. Superman Rock Em Sock Em Robots

$29 from Amazon »

I don't know why these two kids can't just get along. Buuuuut...since they can't...let's help them beat the crap out of each other. Some enterprising entity has created a duo of Rock Em Sock Em Robots to complement the...

Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo & Duo (NSFW)

$99 - $139 from DudeIWantThat.com »

It's not that obvious what a Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo or Duo is just by looking at it. Could be some sort of silicone heat-resistant pot-holder and meat-grabber something for the kitchen. But it's called a Hot Octopuss...

Oak Murphy Door

$1,499 from Amazon »

Business in the front, party in the back. Tuck away your bordello or other flavor of bachelor fun house behind this fine, sophisticated Murphy Door. The 4' hinged system keeps it classy, plus gives you some extra shelving...

Doomsday Pendant Lamp

$69.99 from IKEA »

Is it a spaceship spilling out superlaser light that will vaporize us all, or is it our planet itself, heating up at its core, splitting at the seams, and beginning its explosion outward into great ball of flame and fury?...

Mediflow Waterbase Pillow

$39.99 from Amazon »

All the Goldilockses of the world who are finicky about too big, too small, too puffy, and too flat, Mediflow has created a pillow they believe will always be your Just Right. The Waterbase Pillow combines a 5" top layer...

Sansaire Steak Aging Sauce

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If you've got a Crock-Pot or a fancy foodie sous vide cooker, Sansaire says their Steak Aging Sauce will infuse your meat with "the complex flavor of dry aging" in no more than the amount of time it takes you to cook...

RoguePak Reusable & Recylabe Reservoirs

$18.95 from Amazon »

Water bladders like the ones in Platypus or CamelBak packs are actually pretty great if you're into endurance-based activities. Hiking. Long bike rides. Binge watching Full House in anticipation of the Fuller House premiere...

2-Person Black Jacuzzi

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I bet my girlfriend will be my Valentine if I get this sick black jacuzzi bathtub. In fact, I bet all of my girlfriend's girlfriends will also be my Valentine if I get it. Six adjustable massage jets. Eight powerful back...

The UFO Cabin

$580 - $680 from Treehotel »

You've got 10 days to get to Sweden if you want to watch The X-Files 2016 premiere in this UFO Cabin. You might want to bring a flatscreen and a satellite too, since this Treehotel accommodation is all about disconnecting...

NES30 Pro Bluetooth Game Controller

It's not just wireless, it's also universal. Sort of. You can't use this NES30 Pro Bluetooth controller to play games on any platform, but you can use it to finger yourself to victory (errr...maybe I'll reword that when...

Cuisinart Griddler Compact Grill Centro

$139.99 from Amazon »

Sure, you can please all meat party preferences cooking up some mighty fine kebabs and dogs on the bottom of Cuisinart's Griddler Compact Grill Centro, along with burgers and chops on the top, but the real beauty of this...

Vanguard Personal Gaming Environment

$342.99 - $379.99 from Amazon »

GAEMS calls its Vanguard a "premier Personal Gaming Environment (PGE)" and I hope they're right because to me it just looks like a TV screen and some speakers built into a briefcase. To give them the benefit of the doubt...

Pizza Scissors

$21.90 from Amazon »

I have acquired some choice props and accessories throughout my quest to assemble the baddest ass Super Bowl 50 party known to mankind:...