Ka-Bar Wrench Knife

$45.22 Amazon »

Ka-Bar's Wrench Knife is a wrench in name only, though a knife also in practice. Its drop point fixed blade is 3.0" long, and the knife's total 7.125" length is made from a single piece of 425 high-carbon stainless steel...

Bottomless Mimosa Glass

$16.79 Amazon »

A Bottomless Mimosa Glass is at least one good thing about having to eat brunch at home for the time being. Even restaurants that claim to serve bottomless mimosas on Sunday mornings are unlikely to have this - or allow...

Dollar Bill Speed Cube

$18.86 Amazon »

I'll always have at least $1 to my name with the Dollar Bill Speed Cube. Even better, if I learn to complete the 3 x 3 x 3 puzzle in a respectable amount of time, maybe I can turn it into a viable side hustle. Or if I'm...

Mini Cereal Boxes Puzzle Pack

$16.99 Amazon »

Cereal and puzzles have already featured prominently in my life these past several weeks, but now! I can join their forces and go all Voltron with my entertainment. And, like Voltron, this Mini Cereal Boxes puzzle pack...

Pocket Cane - Ultra-Compact Walking Cane

$49 Amazon »

Instant pimp, at your service. And, sure, the Pocket Cane is also a convenient and less cumbersome way for the injured and elderly to keep a walking stick close at hand...

100 Side Hustles

$21.02 Amazon »

Author Chris Guillebeau's 100 Side Hustles: Unexpected Ideas for Making Extra Money Without Quitting Your Day Job was released in June 2019. Come June 2020, a more fitting title might be 100 Hustles: Unexpected Ideas...

Nemo Flyer Self-Inflating Sleeping Pad

$119.95 - $139.95 Amazon »

Thick and plush - 2 words that don't often come to mind when you think of backpacking and camping sleeping accommodations. The Nemo Flyer, a new self-inflating sleeping pad, believes it can change the perception with...

Sling Puck

$20.99 - $47.95 Amazon »

Sling Puck can teach us a life lesson about compromise, kids. Maybe Mama and Pop told you no firing slingshots in the house. And then when you put down your pellets and Pocket Shot and picked up your puck and stick, they...

Some of these 14 genius products I wish I'd invented fall into the category of Dude! Why didn't I think of that? while others, I'll humbly admit, go a little beyond my thinking cap capabilities. And we all have at least one idea we know we thought of first when we see someone else package and bring...

Safety Light Curtains - Security Sensors & Alarm

$185 Amazon »

Safety Light Curtains could be the newest addition to my PPE. Face Mask: check. Hand sanitizer: check. Thermometer and O2 pulse oximeter: check. Motion sensitive light grating that sounds an alarm when someone breaches...

MysteryVibe Tenuto Wearable Vibrator for Men (NSFW)

$199 Mystery Vibe »

Just because MysteryVibe's Tenuto is the sex tech company's first wearable vibrator for men doesn't mean they're not cocky about its skills - they say the Tenuto is the world's most advanced male vibrator. And given the...

Disposable Skin Stapler & Staple Remover

$23.99 Amazon »

That's a nasty gash, but...you sure you want to go to the ER? Even with them all stretched to capacity, and me all standing here with a Disposable Skin Stapler set? And, I mean, you spent the last month mastering the...

Wing Chun Kung Fu Training Ring

$12.99 Amazon »

If everybody wants to have fun tonight, everybody should Wing Chun tonight. Don't know how to Wing Chun? I can help you learn! Haha, sike. I can hardly punch the buttons on my building's elevator without missing a couple...

Cuisinart Butter Wheel

$24.45 Amazon »

Behold a land o' lakes of butter, and the Cuisinart Butter Wheel ready to turn through it proud as Mary, so you can slather the melted gold inside onto bread, buns, baguettes, and dinner rolls for grilling or griddling...

Smart Sterilizing Bed Robot

Sold Out Amazon »

Feeling lonely and isolated? Cheer up! According to the ROCKUBOT smart sterilizing bed robot, "Nobody sleeps alone." You snuggle up next to at least a bazillion bacteria every time you lie down at night. And don't worry...

Foosball Table Cooler

Discontinued

It's the pub game and the pub all in one with this foosball table cooler. The rolling ice chest has a 68-quart capacity for keeping up to 60 cans or 50 bottles cold for hours. Which is how long it's gonna take to get...

Skull Decanter Set with Skull Shot Glasses

$49.99 Amazon »

Stay thirsty, my friends. If you don't, you might end up like the dead dude in this Skull Decanter Set, drowned in the glass globe of whiskey he couldn't drink himself out of...

Steel Tongue Drum

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Want to march to the beat of your own steel tongue drum? Don't worry, it's not the kind of percussion instrument you mash on like a drum kit. The steel tongue drum is relaxing, meditative; its 11-tone pentatonic scales...

Lumio UV Self-Cleaning Electric Toothbrush

$59 - $70 Lumio »

Point your magic toothbrush and say, Lumio! to behold a different kind of wand-lighting charm. One that projects light inward, rather than outward, as the Lumio electric toothbrush head automatically retracts inside its...

Penis Weight Set

Discontinued

All the talk of building a prison body during quarantine made me seek out this penis weight set. Because while you can certainly do pushups, pullups, chinups, dips, and squats like a convicted felon, it's gonna be real...

Bacon Sponge

$16.25 Amazon »

Paper towels now too precious to waste on your bacon grease? Bacon Sponge that pork fat up with this reusable "unpaper towel" from Green City Living. Sewn up nice with quilted polyester microfiber and organic cotton...

Tri-Edged Spiraling Dagger Knife

$49.19 Amazon »

If you ever wondered what one might use to stab someone in the back and then twist the knife in the wound, look no further than this tri-edged spiraling dagger knife! Even better, you can look slick as Bond doing the...

Remington Cordless Vacuum Self-Haircut Kit

Sold Out Amazon »

When it comes to cutting your own hair, Remington really has your back. Well, with their Vacuum Self-Haircut Kit, they mostly have your head and neck, but if you're bushy in the torso area...and lower...I'm sure you could...

Flattering Video Chat & Meeting Ring Light

$21.99 - $24.99 Amazon »

Try out one of these ring lights if you want to wear a different kind of face mask - a more flattering face mask - for your next video chat or meeting. The adjustable 3-color, 10-brightness discs mount to any M1/4" tripod...