K-fit Kegel Toner for Men
One thing I don't like the looks of is this K-fit Kegel Toner for Men. Part 1 of my instinct to slowly back away is, of course, the "probe," which may not go up my pee hole, but is definitely going somewhere uncomfortable. And, yes, I hear you butt plug fans, but I counter with Part 2 of my instinct to slowly back away: this butt plug is connected to a wire that's connected to a piece of electronic equipment that clearly looks like its purpose is to administer...something that makes me want to do a Kegel.
According to K-fit, their Kegel Toner trains and strengthens male pelvic floors, an area where men can build muscles that support excretory and sexual health just like women can. Regular use, they say, will produce noticeable results in 3 different areas in 2 weeks or less. Those areas - here comes the good part! - are:
- Poop chute performance, with K-fit puborectalis strengthening "making the retention of your bowel and wind easier." Not knocking it, especially when you're sitting in a quiet office or ramping up a new relationship, but, yes, your "wind."
- Pants-peeing avoidance, always a desirable skill to have, with K-fit vibration training for the muscles that cradle your bladder.
- Prostate pumping. The K-fit Kegel Toner for Men also works on the muscles that wrap around your second favorite organ.