Tribest CitriStar Electric Citrus Juicer
My mama had an electric citrus juicer when I was growing up. Not a Tribest CitriStar Electric Citrus Juicer, but whatever two-tone brown version of one of the pulp grinding machines existed in the 90s. Every year some relative from Florida would send her a case of oranges for Christmas, so she'd make fresh-squeezed orange juice every day for, like, a month.
Ugh, dudes. The sound of that godforsaken electric juicer. Vvvrrrrr! [Pause to change out orange half.] Vvvrrrrr! [Pause.] Vvvrrrrr! Especially on the weekends, when I was still asleep, it was like an alarm clock that was juicing my head.
The OJ was good though.
I don't know what the Tribest CitriStar Electric Citrus Juicer sounds like in action, but hopefully they've improved on the design over the last 25 years. I did hear this particular juicer is a favorite of Ina Garten's, and I'm sure that lady juices up a lot of lemons, limes, oranges, and grapefruits over the course of the week. Jeffrey needs his Vitamin C.