Beef Jerky Gun
/beef-jerky-gun-5534.jpg "Beef Jerky Gun")
- Sushezi - Sushi Made Easy - $16.23
- Weston Full-Size Jerky Gun - $33.06
- Jumbo Jerky Works Kit - $16.99
- 700-Watt Food Dehydrator - $69.94
- Just Jerky : The Complete Guide to Making It - $10.26
Which came first, the Weston Jerky Gun or the Sushi Bazooka? Squirted meat or squirted fish and rice? Conundrum, conundrum, we may never know. But, praise be to Zeus, like chickens and eggs, my stomach approves with fervor of both beef jerky and California rolls, so the age-old debate really has no bearing on my peace of mind.
Weston's Jerky Gun Jr.--a version of their original that accommodates smaller batches of mouth-pleasing dehydrated meat--allows for the residential forging of jerky with its four stainless steel nozzles, precise pistol grip, and tubular barrel that will forever remind me of the SNL Black Caulk skit. Swappable nozzles include a round 1/2" diameter attachment for snack stick formation--mmm, homemade Slim Jims--a 1/8" x 3/4" piece for streaming single strips, a dual round 1/2" nozzle for double snack-sticking, and a dual 1/8" x 3/4" for tag teamming strip output.
The Jerky Gun Jr. can hold up to 1 pound of raw, bloody meat. To find out what you do after loading and exploding the meat onto a flat, non-stick surface, check out the Jerky Gun usage and care guide.
DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.
/beef-jerky-flowers-25528.jpg "Beef Jerky Flower Bouquets")
Beef Jerky Flower Bouquets
Men, say it with diamonds. With chocolate truffles. With roses. Ladies, say it with beef. Jerky. In the shape of flowers for good measure. Because even though nothing will tell your man's belly how you feel more than...
The Groundfridge
Bomb shelter? Underground fort? Not really. But Dutch designer Floris Schoonderbeek's Groundfridge is big enough for me to pop a squat inside and go all Jabba the Hutt chowing down on the 1,100 pounds food and drink she...
/pringles-flavored-instant-35228.jpg?mode=crop "Pringles-Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles")
Pringles-Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles
Pringles-flavored instant ramen noodles are coming! And! And! Ramen-flavored Pringles potato chips are coming! In honor of Pringles' 50th anniversary and Super Cup's 30th anniversary, the brands have teamed up on a mashup...
TailGator - Gas Powered Blender
Ahhh, summertime. Smells like freshly cut...margaritas. Thanks to the TailGator, a blender with cajones the size of a 25cc Poulan 2-stroke, 2 1/2 horsepower gas engine. It's not a new product - or the only one of its...
Foodini 3D Food Printer
I am 0% surprised that someone made a 3D food printer. If we can print jewelry and home decor and machine parts and sugar, why shouldn't we be able to print dinner? Barcelona-based company Natural Machines has created...
/yomo-simple-sushi-maker-22568.jpg "Yomo Simple Sushi Maker")
Yomo Simple Sushi Maker
People always talk about sushi making as this formidable, elusive craft that many have tried, but all but the most elite and Jiro-Ono-blessed have failed to execute well. And while I basically agree with this assessment...
/kitchen-essentials-for-the-31656.jpg?mode=crop "Kitchen Essentials For The Man's Man")
Kitchen Essentials For The Man's Man
No heart-shaped dutch ovens here! These kitchen essentials are geared towards the man. More specifically, the man's man. You know, the man who likes to attack his steaks with seasoning, sear them just beyond bloody, and...
/steakstones-8604.jpg?mode=crop "SteakStones")
SteakStones
SteakStones are really just a way for people who are lazy or lousy cooks to host a dinner party without going to too much trouble or F'ing everything up. That being said, SteakStones still look awesomely rad and radly...
/biem-stick-butter-sprayer-21465.jpg "biem Instant Stick Butter Sprayer")
biem Instant Stick Butter Sprayer
Whether you're looking to cut back on the butter or blanket your whole life in a dewy sheen of it, the forthcoming biem Butter Sprayer could be as revolutionary for your popcorn and toast as the Slotdog is for your wieners...
/imperial-spherificator-turn-18498.jpg "Imperial Spherificator - Turn Any Food Into Caviar")
Imperial Spherificator - Turn Any Food Into Caviar
The Imperial Spherificator. Sounds like something you'd find alongside Mega Maid in Lord Dark Helmet's cache of planet-destroying weapons. But in fact, this superbly named device isn't meant for destruction or Mel Brooks...
/the-best-bbq-gadgets-32478.jpg?mode=crop "The Best BBQ Gadgets")
The Best BBQ Gadgets
I rounded up some of the best BBQ gadgets out there and took them to my grill. And I said, "Hey grill, how you doin'? BBQ season is so close I can taste the smoked brisket and wet-rubbed pork - you ready to start cookin'...
Fighting Man Frying Pan
Even if your kitchen crusades consist of little more than scrambling eggs or, like my dad, changing other men's lives by showing them how to use a skillet to reheat day-old pizza to its just-delivered splendor, the Fi