Food & Drink

Corkcicle Star Wars Insulated Tumblers & Canteens

$29.95 - $39.95 Amazon »

Keep your drinks as cold as Hoth and as hot as Mustafar with Corkcicle's Star Wars series of insulated tumblers and canteens. Released in honor of the 40th anniversary of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, the collection...

Retro Camera Foldable Shopping Bag

$11.99 Perpetual Kid »

Say, "Cheese!" And then load up the wedges of Brie, Manchego, and Oregon Blue into your Retro Camera Foldable Shopping Bag. A neat little gift for photographers and the camera-obsessed, this reusable tote collapses and...

MechaniCoasters - DIY Kinetic Sculpture Coasters

I definitely wanted a set of MechaniCoasters to appease my fidgety fingers and steampunk penchant, and my wife's naggy inclinations and aversion to anything ring-shaped and wet touching her tables. But then I saw these...

Rock Climbing Mugs

$29.99 - $84.95 Etsy »

According to Climbergoods, these Rock Climbing Mugs are "suitable for expert or novice climbers." And if you're the latter, better hope they're right, because it will be a coffee crotch morning, or tea tittie afternoon...

Excel Spreadsheet Shortcut Mug

I don't know if this Excel Spreadsheet Shortcut Mug would make a better tongue-in-cheek gift for a geek, or genuine gift for an overzealous mouse-clickin' Excel newbie. Such as my mama, who doesn't even need Excel, but...

Hungry Fan 3-in-1 Tailgating Thermal Bag

$62.50 Amazon »

I don't know about the "fan" part, but "hungry" is a top word I'd use to describe myself, and as a hungry dude, if not a hungry fan, I do like the idea of eating delicious food that will make me slightly less hungry at...

Puffin Drink Wear Koozies

$12.95 - $21.95 Puffin »

Puffin Drink Wear Koozies make your cans and bottles feel extra cozy in their cozys with a double insulated construction, and miniature outerwear and sleeping bag designs. The latter also put the koozies squarely into...

Minimal Precision Hand Coffee Grinder

$135 Amazon »

Wait, I have to do all the work myself, and you cost how much, Minimal Precision Hand Coffee Grinder? I feel a hand cramp and some buyer's remorse coming on...

Relaxx Unspillable Coffee Mug

$21.59 Relaxx Mug »

The Relaxx Mug is for leaning back, lounging back, and kicking back without compromising your ability to throw one back. The unspillable porcelain mug has a unique tulip design that gives your two lips easy, mess-free...

Nutshell Coolers - Coolers Insulated with Coconut Husks

$149 - $199 Nutshell Coolers »

Nutshell Coolers are lightweight, collapsible coolers whose insulation comes from coconut husks. More specifically, upcycled coconut husks that would otherwise be burned as agricultural waste, and upcycled coconut husks...

LED Booze Bra

$85 Etsy »

This LED Booze Bra from Liuyan Guo of Night Walker Art has many benefits. First, it will allow you to suck on random boobies without getting slapped and kneed in the groin. Well. Presuming you ask first and have permission...

Giant Wood S'mores Station

$165 Etsy »

You want s'more s'mores? OK, dude, here's the fixin's for about five hundred of the graham sandwiched chocolatey-marshmallow campfire treats, courtesy of Reclaim and Refurbish's giant wood s'mores station...

Igloo VW Bus Cooler

$49.99 Amazon »

Strangely, Igloo's VW Bus Cooler - a limited edition of their Playmate lunchbox-style coolers - is not the first VW Bus cooler to be released, and not even the first VW Bus cooler I've written about. Just last year we...

The Cob Quicky

The Cob Quicky lends a hand in buttering your corn on the cob, getting the job done mess-free and in record time. It's a hand for a job. A Hand. Job...

Thor's Hammer Water Bottle

$23.98 Amazon »

Thor's Hammer becomes TH2O's Hammer in this Thor's Hammer Water Bottle. Marvel fans, superhero fans, Norse mythology fans, Ragnorak on Netflix fans - prepare to get hammered. And by hammered, I mean hydrated...

Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie Beer Koozie

FREE Miller Lite »

The Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie is a collaboration for the ages. Namely, the ages of dads. Forties. Fifties. Sixties. Maybe seventies if he's a spry one still sportin' New Balance 624 sneaks and crackin' a Dad joke...

Snactiv Multi-Tasking Snacking Chopsticks

$13 - $22 Snactiv »

Nobody describes a pair of multi-tasking snacking chopsticks better than Snactiv themselves: "A completely unnecessary but very cool snacking tool." And it doesn't stop there. Snactiv continues, in words after my very...

WineGrasp Clip-On Wine Glass Holder

$19.99 Amazon »

The wine lovers I know never have need to set their wine glasses down, but I guess if you're just, like, a wine sipper, having a glass in the backyard or at the park because all the other dudes and ladies are, a WineGrasp...

Hip Flask Nunchucks

Discontinued

These nunchucks will knock you on your ass without ever striking a physical blow. Well, that's not quite true. They will strike a physical blow, just not the kind that will leave a welt or a black eye. Though I suppose...

ChopChucks Skill Toy & Chopsticks

$29 - $40 Kickstarter »

ChopChucks are down to help you play with your food. But, doubling as a sick nunchuck-style skill toy when you're not eating, the chopsticks are even more down to help you play with the utensils you use to play with your...

KEGO Mobile Kegerator

$649 - $999 KEGO »

Roll it. Set it. Burp it. Share it. Beer lovers, the KEGO mobile kegerator hopes to make throwing back a cold one as easy as...throwing back a cold one...

Mini Picnic Table Beer Holder or Condiment Caddy

$10 Etsy »

Heineken and Heinz, Helles and Hellmann's, Leinenkugel's and Inglehoffer, together at last! This Mini Picnic Table keeps your beers, or your condiments, or one of each, cozy and contained with an aesthetic that will make...

Cap Gun Bottle Opener & Cap Shooter

$5.99 - $6.99 Amazon »

The Cap Gun, a bottle opener and bottle cap shooter toy, looks like a fun little trinket - and plink!-it - and pelt!-it - for summer. Suddenly cracking open cold ones becomes less about the enjoying of the cold one and...

Corporate Email Lingo Mug

$22 Etsy »

The Corporate Email Lingo Mug, in addition to epitomizing the true meanings behind commonly emailed phrases and sentiments, epitomizes the expression, "It's funny 'cause it's true."...