Food & Drink

LED Booze Bra

$85 Etsy »

This LED Booze Bra from Liuyan Guo of Night Walker Art has many benefits. First, it will allow you to suck on random boobies without getting slapped and kneed in the groin. Well. Presuming you ask first and have permission...

Giant Wood S'mores Station

$165 Etsy »

You want s'more s'mores? OK, dude, here's the fixin's for about five hundred of the graham sandwiched chocolatey-marshmallow campfire treats, courtesy of Reclaim and Refurbish's giant wood s'mores station...

Igloo VW Bus Cooler

$49.99 Amazon »

Strangely, Igloo's VW Bus Cooler - a limited edition of their Playmate lunchbox-style coolers - is not the first VW Bus cooler to be released, and not even the first VW Bus cooler I've written about. Just last year we...

The Cob Quicky

The Cob Quicky lends a hand in buttering your corn on the cob, getting the job done mess-free and in record time. It's a hand for a job. A Hand. Job...

Thor's Hammer Water Bottle

$24.49 Amazon »

Thor's Hammer becomes TH2O's Hammer in this Thor's Hammer Water Bottle. Marvel fans, superhero fans, Norse mythology fans, Ragnorak on Netflix fans - prepare to get hammered. And by hammered, I mean hydrated...

Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie Beer Koozie

FREE Miller Lite »

The Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie is a collaboration for the ages. Namely, the ages of dads. Forties. Fifties. Sixties. Maybe seventies if he's a spry one still sportin' New Balance 624 sneaks and crackin' a Dad joke...

Snactiv Multi-Tasking Snacking Chopsticks

$13 - $22 Snactiv »

Nobody describes a pair of multi-tasking snacking chopsticks better than Snactiv themselves: "A completely unnecessary but very cool snacking tool." And it doesn't stop there. Snactiv continues, in words after my very...

WineGrasp Clip-On Wine Glass Holder

$19.99 Amazon »

The wine lovers I know never have need to set their wine glasses down, but I guess if you're just, like, a wine sipper, having a glass in the backyard or at the park because all the other dudes and ladies are, a WineGrasp...

Hip Flask Nunchucks

Discontinued

These nunchucks will knock you on your ass without ever striking a physical blow. Well, that's not quite true. They will strike a physical blow, just not the kind that will leave a welt or a black eye. Though I suppose...

ChopChucks Skill Toy & Chopsticks

$29 - $40 Kickstarter »

ChopChucks are down to help you play with your food. But, doubling as a sick nunchuck-style skill toy when you're not eating, the chopsticks are even more down to help you play with the utensils you use to play with your...

KEGO Mobile Kegerator

$649 - $999 KEGO »

Roll it. Set it. Burp it. Share it. Beer lovers, the KEGO mobile kegerator hopes to make throwing back a cold one as easy as...throwing back a cold one...

Mini Picnic Table Beer Holder or Condiment Caddy

$10 Etsy »

Heineken and Heinz, Helles and Hellmann's, Leinenkugel's and Inglehoffer, together at last! This Mini Picnic Table keeps your beers, or your condiments, or one of each, cozy and contained with an aesthetic that will make...

Cap Gun Bottle Opener & Cap Shooter

$5.99 - $6.99 Amazon »

The Cap Gun, a bottle opener and bottle cap shooter toy, looks like a fun little trinket - and plink!-it - and pelt!-it - for summer. Suddenly cracking open cold ones becomes less about the enjoying of the cold one and...

Corporate Email Lingo Mug

$22 Etsy »

The Corporate Email Lingo Mug, in addition to epitomizing the true meanings behind commonly emailed phrases and sentiments, epitomizes the expression, "It's funny 'cause it's true."...

Berry Picker

$18.99 Amazon »

This Berry Picker promises to help me pick berries the same way I eat them: by the scoopful. A plastic box fitted with a handle on top and metallic comb on the bottom, the Berry Picker makes for some quick pickin' when...

BruMate BackTap Backpack Cooler

$199.99 BruMate »

Dude. When did "Holds 14 cans of White Claw!" become one of a cooler's primary selling points? The BruMate BackTap is a hard-shelled backpack cooler with a tap at the bottom. So it can haul and dispense up to 3 gallons...

Icee Floating Inflatable Cooler

$22.77 Amazon »

I don't know if I need an Icee floating inflatable cooler, but looking at and reading about it sure makes me want an Icee right now. Mmmm, flashback to the 80s, and the concession stand at my peewee baseball games. I...

What to Eat Food Dice

$25.76 - $31.57 Etsy »

Hey, it's a food die for a foodie! OK, maybe more like indecisive takeout junkies. What To Eat Food Dice are oversized wooden cubes whose 6 sides each contain the image and name of a different type of cuisine carved into...

The Money Cake - Cash-Filled Cake Topper

Sold Out Amazon »

A fat wad of dough in your birthday cake might not sound appealing at first. But if we're talking double chocolate fudge filled with nuggets of suspended double chocolate cookie dough, or as we see here, a frosted treat...

Kong Beer Bong

$29.99 Kong Beer Bong »

In addition to my glory years of partying (i.e., any year prior to 2020) the Kong Bong makes me think of Sisqo's enduring lyrical masterpiece, "The Thong Song." A tweak here, a swap there, and it could become "The Kong...

SIND Studio Funny Face Mugs

SIND Studio has a mug - the drinking kind and the face kind - for every expression you wear and emotion you feel before and after you've had your coffee. There's a groggy Yawning Mug (before coffee). A jubilant Laughing...

Toadfish Anchor Non-Tipping Universal Cup Holder

$51.98 Amazon »

Sip with no tip on your ship. Or, if you prefer, sippy with no tippy on your shippy. The Toadfish Anchor is a non-tipping universal cup holder whose most obvious use is to hold your cans, bottles, tumblers, and glassware...

Bourbon Nosing Kit

$169 Etsy »

Thumb your nose at the Bourbon Nosing Kit, and the snobbery you think it represents, but train your sniffer to better identify the aromas in your snifter, and you might end up knocking yourself out with the whole new...

The Delightful Dunker for Cookies & Milk

$8.50 Etsy »

The Delightful Dunker is delightful for dunking your Oreos, or other sandwich cookies, in milk. Right up until the bite when your teeth hit the Dunker's teeth and you end up with a 3D-printed plastic toothache...