Food & Drink

Mini Picnic Table Beer Holder or Condiment Caddy

$10 Etsy »

Heineken and Heinz, Helles and Hellmann's, Leinenkugel's and Inglehoffer, together at last! This Mini Picnic Table keeps your beers, or your condiments, or one of each, cozy and contained with an aesthetic that will make...

Cap Gun Bottle Opener & Cap Shooter

$5.99 - $6.99 Amazon »

The Cap Gun, a bottle opener and bottle cap shooter toy, looks like a fun little trinket - and plink!-it - and pelt!-it - for summer. Suddenly cracking open cold ones becomes less about the enjoying of the cold one and...

Corporate Email Lingo Mug

$22 Etsy »

The Corporate Email Lingo Mug, in addition to epitomizing the true meanings behind commonly emailed phrases and sentiments, epitomizes the expression, "It's funny 'cause it's true."...

Berry Picker

$17.96 Amazon »

This Berry Picker promises to help me pick berries the same way I eat them: by the scoopful. A plastic box fitted with a handle on top and metallic comb on the bottom, the Berry Picker makes for some quick pickin' when...

BruMate BackTap Backpack Cooler

$199.99 BruMate »

Dude. When did "Holds 14 cans of White Claw!" become one of a cooler's primary selling points? The BruMate BackTap is a hard-shelled backpack cooler with a tap at the bottom. So it can haul and dispense up to 3 gallons...

Icee Floating Inflatable Cooler

$18.97 Amazon »

I don't know if I need an Icee floating inflatable cooler, but looking at and reading about it sure makes me want an Icee right now. Mmmm, flashback to the 80s, and the concession stand at my peewee baseball games. I...

What to Eat Food Dice

$25.76 - $31.57 Etsy »

Hey, it's a food die for a foodie! OK, maybe more like indecisive takeout junkies. What To Eat Food Dice are oversized wooden cubes whose 6 sides each contain the image and name of a different type of cuisine carved into...

The Money Cake - Cash-Filled Cake Topper

$15.99 Amazon »

A fat wad of dough in your birthday cake might not sound appealing at first. But if we're talking double chocolate fudge filled with nuggets of suspended double chocolate cookie dough, or as we see here, a frosted treat...

Kong Beer Bong

$29.99 Kong Beer Bong »

In addition to my glory years of partying (i.e., any year prior to 2020) the Kong Bong makes me think of Sisqo's enduring lyrical masterpiece, "The Thong Song." A tweak here, a swap there, and it could become "The Kong...

SIND Studio Funny Face Mugs

SIND Studio has a mug - the drinking kind and the face kind - for every expression you wear and emotion you feel before and after you've had your coffee. There's a groggy Yawning Mug (before coffee). A jubilant Laughing...

Toadfish Anchor Non-Tipping Universal Cup Holder

Sold Out Amazon »

Sip with no tip on your ship. Or, if you prefer, sippy with no tippy on your shippy. The Toadfish Anchor is a non-tipping universal cup holder whose most obvious use is to hold your cans, bottles, tumblers, and glassware...

Bourbon Nosing Kit

$169 Etsy »

Thumb your nose at the Bourbon Nosing Kit, and the snobbery you think it represents, but train your sniffer to better identify the aromas in your snifter, and you might end up knocking yourself out with the whole new...

The Delightful Dunker for Cookies & Milk

$8.50 Etsy »

The Delightful Dunker is delightful for dunking your Oreos, or other sandwich cookies, in milk. Right up until the bite when your teeth hit the Dunker's teeth and you end up with a 3D-printed plastic toothache...

Cliffset - Portable Cutlery Set with Dishwasher

$29 Cliffset »

Always be prepared, Boy Scouts! And with the Cliffset portable cutlery set, being prepared goes beyond being prepared to chow down on some delicious food at any given moment. It includes the aftermath of on-the-go gorging:...

Small Business Shoutout: Ice Cream Keeper with Padlock

Thief! Karamal Sutra thief! It's a refrain heard in kitchens the world over, and it's one the Ice Cream Keeper from One Man One Garage is here to stop for good...

Asobu StackNGo Unbreakable Wine Glasses

$9.95 Amazon »

Asobu StackNGo wine glasses have many nice qualities. They are unbreakable, shatterproof if dropped, since they're made of patio- and poolside-safe plastic.They're also ultra-portable, with the stem folding into the 10-ounce...

Tabasco Hot Sauce Keychain

$11.88 Amazon »

Tabasco Hot Sauce Keychain, proud piece of EDChili, at your service. The mini McIlhenny companion and spicy stocking stuffer includes a filled plastic bottle of Louisiana's finest. Sure, it's only 1/8 ounces, but that...

Toast-it Cork Coasters

$13.99 Amazon »

Toast for your toasts! And so that you don't F up the table. Toast-it Coasters are a set of 8 cork drink pedestals packaged - and you thought the cleverness couldn't get any more intense - like a loaf. A loaf...

Coke Can Mini Fridge

$116.49 Amazon »

It's mini for a refrigerator, but maxi for a Coke can. Oh Coca-Cola Mini Cooler, let's pop a top and clink a can to the irony!...

5-Gallon Copper Alembic Still for Whiskey & Moonshine

$395.95 Amazon »

Don't people wear copper bracelets to reduce inflammation and boost immunity? Well. Imagine how un-swollen and impervious to disease I'm going to be after drinking 5 gallons of whiskey from this copper alembic still!...

Tire Water Bottle

$20.99 Amazon »

Put your La Croix in a Tire Water Bottle and it will never go flat! Yuk, yuk...yeah, I don't know. There's a joke along those lines in there somewhere...

Christmas Tree Wine Bottle Rack

$329 Amazon »

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how bubbly are your branches! Red and white, maybe some orange too, if you're into funky wine. The Christmas Tree Wine Bottle Rack is a stunning holiday gift for girlfriends, mamas...

Cholula x simplehuman Touch-Free Hot Sauce Dispenser

$130 Cholula »

Cholula and simplehuman have collaborated to bring us a hot - well, more like mildly spicy - holiday season with their Touch-Free Hot Sauce Dispenser...

Silicone Bucket Squeeze-It Ice Cube Maker

$14.99 - $15.99 Amazon »

Feeling hot, thirsty, and...aggressive? Freeze up this silicone bucket ice cube maker and, when your water is chilled, squeeze it to release the cubes. No, don't just squeeze it, crush it. Take the bucket between the...