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Funko POP Suicide Squad Action Figures

By: on August 06, 2016
$7.14 - $10.50
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I just Googled Suicide Squad and these are the Top 3 news headline results: 1) "Suicide Squad would be better if it didn't reek of desperation" (Ars Technica); 2) "'Suicide Squad' Tears up August Box Office Records" (Deadline); and 3) "The Critics Must Be Crazy: 'Suicide Squad' Is Wicked Fun" (Forbes). My interpretation: Suicide Squad was a mega-hyped film that then got crap reviews that then no one or their wallets listened to that then other critics started bootstrapping back up by focusing on what's good about it. Because we live a world that thrives on negativity and dissent and, when it comes down to it, superheroes. Even when the heroes are villains.

Here's your chance to get in on the Suicide Squad action, at least in figure form, courtesy of Funko POP and their fat-headed vinyl figurines. Each stands 3-3/4" tall, and the whole Suicide Squad gang is available.

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Arkham Harley Quinn Costume

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Silence of the Lambs Hannibal Lecter Action Figures

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I had forgotten I started working on this Hannibal Lecter Action Figure post and left my computer for a few hours to eat some sloppy joes and self-serve fro yo, and when I came back I was looking right into the muzzled...

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Nebula Mars Portable Cinema

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Life-Size Alien Head

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When the staff at the H.R. Giger Museum in Switzerland saw this life-size replica head of the monstrous Alien their namesake created you could literally see the pride and joy bursting from their chests. (Good luck to...

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