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Kobayashi Mug

By: on December 31, 2014
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that...he's gone.

The Usual Suspects is probably my favorite movie of our generation. So obviously that means The Usual Suspects is one of the greatest movies of our generation. And even if you dispute that claim, it's hard to argue that Kevin Spacey isn't one of contemporary Hollywood's best and most badass actors. (Do it, and I'll flip ya, I'll flip ya fer real.) Own a piece of Spacey's brilliance as Verbal "the Gimp" Kint, plus the overall brilliance of the caper flick itself, with this Kobayashi mug.

Simple in appearance, dense in meaning, the Kobayashi mug symbolizes the intricate tale Verbal wove for Agent Kujan in his retelling of what happened the night a ship went up in flames in San Pedro Bay. Despite the photographic nod to its role in the film, this Kobayashi arrives intact and ready to hold your cup of joe. At least until you're hit with the crushing realization of your own big reveal.

Kid's been funneling college tuition money into the next Heisenberg-grade meth lab.

Wife's "book club" is a cover for her affair with Bob Sagat.

Mama has been secretly scheming to have large men show up in the middle of the night to remove all of your belongings and also yourself from her house. Real earth/porcelain-shattering stuff.

The Kobayashi mug arrives packaged in a branded presentation box.

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