Amaranth Vase
The Amaranth Vase makes taking care of bouquets and floral arrangements way less of a thorn in your side. Uh, though it won't do anything about actual thorns. Be they attached to flower stems, or somehow embedded in your...
Garrnish Pesticide Purifier
Electrolysis. First it saves you from unwanted body hair, and now with the Garrnish Pesticide Purifier, it's gonna save you from unwanted pesticides coating your fruits and vegetables!...
Bullbar Freestanding, Folding Pull-Up Bar
I suck at pull-ups. But at least with the Bullbar, I can save the strength I'd normally expend to assemble, set up, and fight with my wife about how I didn't really ruin the doorway installing a pull-up bar, and direct...
Penduloz Gravity-Powered Geometric Drawing Machine
Oh boy, the Penduloz is a real-life, gravity-powered machine for drawing my mama's favorite Windows screensaver! Mystify, I believe it was called, and boy did it ever do that to her. Birthday gift for Mama, check...
Indoor Wheelie Trainer
Ready to start poppin' wheelies like a G6? This Indoor Wheelie Trainer - OK, technically DIY Indoor Wheelie Trainer - from The Q fuses a cycling trainer, some wood, and a tie-down strap into a lean, mean trick-teachin'...
Knox Urbane Pro Mk2 Armored Motorcycle Shirt
Knox's Urbane Pro Mk2 armored motorcycle shirt was made for going commando! Well, up top, and on the outside, that is. Maybe a better comparison would be to say Knox's Urbane Pro Mk2 armored motorcycle shirt was made...
Nana Hats Banana Preservers
Nana Hats, a 2-piece combo of a silicone condom and a crocheted animal or other cutesy item cover, call themselves banana preservers. I call them another banana invention that's, yep, say it with me, bananas...
Mason Jar Flip Cap Lid with Handle
A mason jar flip cap lid. Dude, I know. I don't want that as much as an eleMMent Palazzo Land Yacht, or even a Pool Punisher inflatable tank. Though did you see this mason jar flip cap lid also comes with a handle? Anyway...
Denizen Archetype Smartpod Prefab Office
Denizen, I will take one Archetype smartpod, and one chunk of wilderness to put it on, please. Denizen's forthcoming prefab office is a fully-loaded, fully-furnished, 3D-printed remote work space ready for setup in pretty...
Bolster Pillow Furniture Cover for Pets
It's a couch within a couch or a chair within a chair for the pooch or kitty within your heart. These pet furniture covers protect your upholstery without relegating your dog or cat to the floor (where they refuse to...
DeepLight 12 - Infinity Mirror LED Dodecahedron
The DeepLight 12 will lure and enchant you. "Look into my siiiiides," it will say. And you'll be like, "Which one? You have...one, two three...twelve to choose from. Does it matter if I pick one on the top or bottom or...
Cock Block Doorstop
A cock block isn't always a bad thing. Especially if your arms are full beers and tacos and you need something to hold the door open for you. The Cock Block Doorstop is just the cock for that kind of block. Coincidentally...
Sneakers: Next Size Up
Milk's forthcoming Sneakers: Next Size Up is a 2-volume tome on sneaker culture begging for display on the shelves and coffee tables of sneakerheads...
Schrodinger's Cat in a Box Thought Experiment
Is Schrodinger's Cat alive or dead? Teachers can talk about it with their class, hosts can hash it out with their game night guests, and crazy cat ladies can get deep in discussion about it with their tabbies with Day...
Electronic Social Distancing Wristband
The Electronic Social Distancing Wristband is like a metal detector for humans. Specifically, humans who are getting too damn close to you. Beep, beep, beep [6-foot threshold crossed] beebeebeebeebeebeep!...
Relaxx Unspillable Coffee Mug
The Relaxx Mug is for leaning back, lounging back, and kicking back without compromising your ability to throw one back. The unspillable porcelain mug has a unique tulip design that gives your two lips easy, mess-free...
Rapid-Rope Extreme Utility Rope
If soap on a rope is your go-to gift for Dad, mix things up this year with Rapid-Rope. AKA rope in can! The extreme utility rope is a Shark Tank-backed piece of outdoor and survival gear that sees 120 feet of flat-braid...
SquarEat Food Block Meals
SquarEat food blocks look like they took a trip through the Star Trek: TOS food replicator. With slightly fewer added dyes. The Miami-based SquarEat has developed this "square meal" concept as a meal delivery service...
Meow Hear This: Hidden Meowing Cat Prank
Here's the good news: the Meow Hear This hidden meowing cat prank has, not one, but two, cat sounds programmed into its palm-sized, 3M-adhesive-backed electronic meowing machine. Even better, maker FUN Delivery describes...
ChonkerKeys - Physical Keys for Controlling Video Calls
ChonkerKeys help prevent some of the "Oops!" of video calls, plus make it easier for participants to access common functions, with giant physical keys that control video and microphone on / off, screen sharing, hand raising...
Tubble Inflatable Bathtub
Inflamed muscles, meet inflatable bathtub. Backyard bonanza, meet blow-up basking pool. Tiny abodes, meet Tubble. An iF Design Award winner, Tubble is a "portable, inflatable bathtub solution" you can sneak in your small...
Modern Kids' Playhouse
David Lamolla's modern kids' playhouses are smart and snazzy designs for your budding architects, your preschool aesthetes, and your own (usually futile) efforts not to trash up your yard with a bunch of kiddie crap...
Wavy Disco Mirrors
"Wavy Disco Mirror, Wavy Disco Mirror on the wall, who's the...grooviest jam master, the funkiest dancer, the most slammin' party host of them all?" That's right. It's this dude. And I don't even need a glittery disco-tile-covered...
The Shining Floor Plan Jigsaw Puzzle
Really? When turning horror classic The Shining into a jigsaw puzzle they went with the floor plan of the Overlook Hotel rather than Nicholson's Heeeere's Johnny! face busting through the door?...