Analogue Pocket Handheld Multi Video Game System

$219.99 Analogue »

"There is no better way to explore all of handheld gaming history than with Pocket." Granted, those are Analogue's words, not mine. And Analogue is the maker of Pocket, a handheld multi video game system with a tribute-to-Game-Boy...

Industrial Storage Dresser

This Industrial Storage Dresser looks great! Like an old file cabinet or set of apothecary drawers. And, also like an old file cabinet or set of apothecary drawers, each drawer in the Industrial Storage Dresser looks...

EverBlock Building Block Wall Kits

Of course EverBlock can't say it out loud, but one look at these big ol' building blocks, and it's obvious what they are: life-size LEGOs! I first wrote about EverBlocks in 2015, but with the pandemic and WFH requirements...

Meepo MealCubes

Meep MealCubes see SquarEat's Food Block Meals, and raise them...gummies. Another quick, dirty, and preternaturally preservable way to get your daily nutrients, Meepo MealCubes pack their protein, carbs, fat, vitamins...

Cake Push Pops

$99.95 Williams Sonoma »

Cake Pops, you're out. Cake Push Pops...Get! In! Mah! Belly! I'm not even a rainbows 'n' sprinkles kind of dude, but these stacked, spongy Roy G Biv treats from Flour Shop are making me all Veruca Salt levels of covetous...

Ice Barrel Ice Bathtub

$1,349.99 Amazon »

A dude in an Ice Barrel? A 100-gallon barrel filled with water and...ice? This photo is a still of a torture scene they're filming for some, like, Russian spy movie right? Gah! And I thought the Glacial Shower was a ridonkulous...

Groomatic Automatic Cat Grooming Brush

$50 - $61 Kickstarter »

cactus, makers of the Groomatic, say cats are going to love this automatic grooming brush. But I wonder if cats could possibly love the Groomatic more than I love watching them use it. All that feline rubbing and nestling...

Emerge Home - Ultrasound-Powered VR You Can Feel

$450 - $550 Emerge »

The Emerge Home is a forthcoming VR companion for the Oculus Quest 2 virtual reality headset. A very, you could say, touchy-feely companion. The Emerge Home system uses the Emerge Wave-1, a device that emits ultrasonic...

OODA Ball Free Weight Punching Bag

$86 - $94 Kickstarter »

Oooo, da ball's flyin' back at my face. Better punch it again or it's gonna fall! The OODA Ball combines the weight of a medicine ball, with the tactile sensation of a boxing bag, with the bounceback-right-at-your-kisser...

Flez 2 Modular Sofa

The Flez 2 is a modular sofa design from Nick Potter. Backless, armless triangular seat cushions sit on similarly-shaped wood bases, allowing loungers to use the segments individually, or push them together to form squares...

E133: What Is This Thing?

$16.59 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 133 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Viking Pizza Cutting Axe

$87 Etsy »

Leave your enemies be, and hack up the ones you love with this Viking Pizza Cutting Axe. And by the ones you love, of course I mean the Sausage Supremes, the Margheritas, the Veggie Lovers, and the Pepperonis...

D*ckhead Keycap

Sold Out Amazon »

Ctrl+Alt+D*ckhead: regain control of your life...or at least your PC. No? Too cumbersome to have to press a giant pink penis with a face on it every time you need to delete something? OK, how about installing the Dickhead...

Banana Vase

$28 Etsy »

Banana Vase seller Kiwimana, in promoting their tropical fruit flower jardiniere, asks, "Who do not love banana?" To which I respond, "Who do not indeed! Everyone love banana! And this Dude especially love Banana Vase!"...

3D Magic Castle Notepad with LED Light

Sold Out Amazon »

Platform 9-3/4 headed straight to...the opportunity to snag one of these superb 3D Magic Castle Notepads (i.e., 3D Hogwarts They Can't Call Hogwarts Notepads.) Carved out of a stack of paper you can really tear and use...

Kohler Stillness Freestanding Bath

$9,975 Kohler »

Be Stillness my heart! Kohler's Stillness freestanding bath, a whole spa experience tucked into a trendy smart tub, won't be available until the end of March 2022, but I'm sure my wife - and yours - will accept an IOU...

Conduction Labs Allegro Open-Ear Headphones

$59.95 Conduction Labs »

Conduction Labs Allegro Earphones send audio right into your earhole without ever touching it. Kind of like how your brother used to dangle his finger in front of your face, sending peak levels of annoyance and rage right...

QWIK-CORK Wine Cork Trimmer

$26.99 Amazon »

Put a cork in it! ... Push harder...and maybe twist some while you're pushing...just jam it...yeah...oh...oops. We need some wet paper towels and Wine Away over here, stat!...

Honeycomb Drawer Organizer

$8.99 Amazon »

A Honeycomb Drawer Organizer for socks and underwear, the junk drawer, maybe toiletries and makeup, sure. But check out the image gallery. A Honeycomb Drawer Organizer for, uh, sodies kept in the bottom of the side table...

Architecture Inspired Table Lamp

$188.23 The Apollo Box »

Table lamps. They don't build 'em like they used to. But at least this Architecture Inspired Table Lamp is built like they used to build something - galleries, government buildings, Turkish bathhouses, uh...I don't know...

Box Gobbler Through-Wall Package Drop Door

$1,895 - $2,545 MB Sentinel »

Hey, if you're willing to install a special door for your pets, why not a special door for your packages? The Box Gobbler from MS Sentinel could prove to be at least as valuable, saving you from porch pirates and weather-exposed...

SneakERASERS Soak - No-Scrub Overnight Sneaker Soak

$9.99 Amazon »

While you're giving your feet some love in a tub of Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak, how's about giving your sneakers some of the same in a bowl of SneakERASERS Soak? The overnight sneaker soak promises to clean up your...

Dropracks Elevating Roof Racks

$2,230 - $2,575 Dropracks »

Developed in Norway, Dropracks are a super swell take on the roof rack that allow you to load your gear at waist height, so you don't drop as you rack up your kayak / skis / mountain bike, and spend the day nursing a...

80s Apple Macintosh Computer Keycap Set

$24.06 Etsy »

I know you've been on the computer all day, and are sick of typing emails, and presentations, and explanations, and proposals, but...hello. In all lower-case cursive. Or maybe just a smiley face icon named Happy Mac...