Solo Skiff Fishing Kayak

$1,850 Solo Skiff »

Those times you just wanna motor / row / paddle away from it all and cast a line? Solo Skiff feels you. And feels it can serve you well however you choose to get yourself there. The hybrid boat is one-piece seamless motorized...

Rebel Microlight Fidget Spinner

$70 - $130 ZeroHour »

Know, and probably love, Zero Hour's new Rebel Microlight Fidget Spinner in 30 seconds or less with one click. This one. The short demo video gives you the full tour of the visual splendor that comes with merging a pair...

My Paint Saint Touchup Kit

$16.99 Amazon »

Yes, as you can see, My Paint Saint stores your cans of touchup paint together with their brushes for quick grabbing and instant touching upping. But the even better part of that visual: storing your cans of touchup paint...

KeyKlip Carabiner Key Holder

Sold Out Amazon »

We've seen plenty of foldaway keychains before, but I like the KeyKlip's rugged, flat plate design and carabiner edge to some of the longer and narrower versions. The basic KeyKlip has an interior KeyDisk that holds up...

Smokeless Indoor Stovetop Grill

$19.99 Amazon »

Here's a grill for the inside, which is probably more pleasant to use this time of year than a grill for the outside. And it doesn't take up a fat wad of space, instead installing over a single burner on your range. And...

Nanotech Crystal Protective Car Coating

Discontinued

Nanotech Crystal on, Nanotech Crystal off. Wax never got your 1948 Ford Super DeLuxe Club convertible as bright 'n' shiny as Rising Star's ceramic glass car coating, Mr. Miyagi...

Mason Jar Storage Racks

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The best gifts I ever get are the ones I can eat, and especially the ones I can eat that come in a mason jar. Jam. Pickles. Moonshine. I even like beets. Oh, and dude, a lady from my office building gave me a mason jar...

HOVR Seated Walker

$89 - $189 HOVR »

If you're sitting there reading about this HOVR contraption right now, know what you're doing? Restricting blood circulation. Contributing to the obesity epidemic. Sucking your productivity and concentration dry. Basically...

Nano Torch

Discontinued

KeySmart, the people who shrank down your wad of keys, have developed the Nano Torch to do the same for your flashlight. The keychain-ready Torch is made of durable stainless steel and fitted with ultra-bright Nichia...

Iridescent Pocket Knife Set

Discontinued

Normally I'd vote quality over quantity, but seeing as here I can get four probably kinda crappy iridescent rainbow pocket knives for the price of, like, half of one really good black or gray one, I'm gonna go ahead and...

Coaster Werx Bottle Opener Coasters

$25 - $35 Coaster Werx »

Coaster Werx answers the call of "Crack one open!" in pretty much every which way you can crack one open. On the flip side of the company's solid billets of aircraft grade aluminum are cork board bottoms embedded with...

Flaviar - A Whiskey Club for Explorers at Heart

$60 Flaviar »

Flaviar + Effortless Gift Idea = The WhiskGiftey You've Been Looking For. For those who enjoy a fine pour, gifting a Flaviar Whiskey Club membership could earn you major points from your father-in-law, a major nod of...

Microwaveable Heat Therapy Stuffed Animals

$11.99 - $21.78 Amazon »

Does Squirt need a warm 'n' cozy stuffed lamb to snuggle up with when he's sick, sad, scared, or revolting against bedtime? ... Do you? Intelex, makers of the microwaveable slippers, offers up kiddos pint- and gallon-sized...

The Renegade Broom

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The Renegade isn't likely to make cleanups and yard work more fun, but the thick arched bristles of this curved pull broom should give you more effective, and gratifying results...

Mini Titanium Katana with Tritium Insert

$149 Metal Worn »

Just as the Bride conquered O-Ren Ishii with a Hattori Hanzo katana, Metal Worn has conquered the ultimate gift for a geek with their Ti-Katana, a miniature titanium katana sword whose tsuka contains a tritium vial insert...

Sled Legs

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Sled Legs are made in Canada. And that's your news for the day that contains no shock value, no potential for angering the masses, and nothing that makes you question how the hell we got here. In fact, it might be the...

Legend of Zelda Keyboard Stickers

Discontinued

Bring some life--and health hearts and magic potion--to your QWERTY pursuits with a set of Legend of Zelda keyboard stickers. You'll be able to find Z-E-L-D-A with a few easy keystrokes, and punch out G-A-N-O-N with your...

Revolution Sideways Wine Glasses

$59 GNR 8 »

What's nice about the Revolution wine glass being turned on its side is that it makes it easy for someone else to hold the stem and feed me more wine, or whiskey, when I'm too incapacitated to do it myself. Oh no wait...

The Tempus "Who's Buyin'?" Spin Coin

$43 - $181 Kickstarter »

Coin flipping is so Ancient Rome*. The Tempus offers a fresh spin on recruiting the fates to help us make decisions and settle arguments today. A spin that's more contemporary, more in line with our current obsession...

Pacsafe Anti-Theft Duffel Bag

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It's not that Pacsafe is paranoid and cynical, it's that the anti-theft travel gear brand knows there's a whole big lot of sticky-fingered shysters out there who would totally swipe your shit if you gave them an opening...

Sriracha Seasoning Stix

$14.99 Sriracha Stix »

Mmmmm, impalement coming soon to steak near you. Sriracha Seasoning Stix are solidified pokers of the iconic rooster sauce--the hot cock's hot cock, if you will--made to spice up your meat prior to cooking. Press a few...

Bam Vino Wine & Liquor Bottle Holders

$29.97 - $73.09 Amazon »

Even if your Bam Vino is wearing the cap of your favorite MLB team, it's OK to pray for a swing and a miss when the bat's your $300 bottle of Richebourg Grand Cru. Or, if you're not into wine, this baseball player bust...

Insta-Chain Automatic Tire Chains

Sadly, you cannot install Insta-Chains on your Honda Fit for instant traction in snow and ice conditions; the whirling automatic tire chains are made only for large commercial vehicles. But if you're a professional truck...

Skull Ultra-Loud Electric Bike Horn

Discontinued

Hear that, vehicles, kids zoned out in headphones, and grandmas too preoccupied with your walkers to take heed of my Swagcycle coming up hot behind you? It's 120dB of honking coming from my electric bike horn. Yep, the...