LED Stickman Costumes

$69.99 - $98 Glowy Zoey »

Why wear a reflective vest when you can turn yourself into a giant glowing human stickman before heading out at night? Sure, they call this YouTube phenomenon made popular by Little "Glowy" Zoey a costume, but I don't...

Game of Thrones 3D Masks & Wall Mounts

$15.11 - $19.81 Amazon »

Want to mount a White Walker trophy head to your wall? All you gotta do is kill one...and figure out how to keep it from shattering into a billion shards of ice when you do. OR! You could grab one of Wintercroft's White...

NEGG Boiled Egg Peeler

$16.90 Amazon »

So far my favorite part about the NEGG boiled egg peeler is 18 seconds into the demo video. That's when a patient-looking grandma hand gets frustrated with her old-fashioned egg-peeling efforts and squashes the whole...

Xtend & Climb Telescoping Ladder

$319.99 Amazon »

Home maintenance. It's an upward climb. Got a good ladder for the ascent? Reviewers love Xtend & Climb's residential Telescoping Ladder. The aluminum climber extends incrementally by the foot to a max height of 12.5'...

mPosition Mobile Workstation

Discontinued

Would making spreadsheets, dialing in to meetings, and replying to 979 emails per day be less excruciating if you could do it from a desk chair that could double as the pilot's seat on Musk's first spaceship to Mars?...

Star Wars Return of the Jedi Wall Clock

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The only thing missing from this Return of the Jedi wall clock is an R2-D2 head that pops out on the hour to go, Bee-boo-boop-coo-koo! Otherwise, it's all there. Electroluminescent lightsabers and LED glow from within:...

Wolverine Pack Self-Healing Utility Bag

$59 - $75 Slughaus »

If you're thinking, "What the Thoros of Myr is a self-healing utility bag?" like I was when I first saw the Wolverine Pack, check out this GIF of a dude stabbing the bag with a spike and then rubbing the puncture right...

Speakeasy Briefs & Flask

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Is that a hard metal canister in your pants, or are you just...um...a cyborg? This tag team of Speakeasy Briefs and branded flask comes to your crotchal region in the names of comfort, durability, covert liquor consumption...

Aura Glass - Spill Resistant Aerating Glassware

$59.95 Aura Glass »

Since most of us spin and swish our glasses of wine and whiskey to aerate them anyway, Aura Glass has come up with a (mighty fine looking, I must say) way to do it without sloshing the wine and whiskey all over the table...

Grammar: Know Your Sh*t or Know You're Sh*t

$15.83 Amazon »

Its not like anyone care about the rules of grammar no more, so Grammar: Know Your Shit or Know You're Shit is really just a weak attempt to belittle and bully today's generation into going back a hundred years to learn...

Nintendo Lighters

Discontinued

Are you going to fire up the NES or ignite the Game Boy tonight? These Nintendo-themed lighters have all your old school flame-flicking needs covered. I wonder if they also come with a means of converting flame to fireball...

Octopus Shower Caddy

$32.95 Amazon »

The Octopus Shower Caddy is for all of us and for everywhere. Kids and adults, dorms and McMansion master baths, those whose homes are already filled with cephalopods, and those still bereft of a single one. Look at this...

NFL Football Teams' Greatest Plays Slate Coasters

Discontinued

These football plays will go down in history as their NFL teams' greatest, and the slate coasters they're printed on will go down on your table as a barrier between your fine oak and your sweaty can of Bud. The 4-deep...

The Happy Sit Kit

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No, I didn't make a typo. It's called "The Happy Sit Kit," not "The Happy Shit Kit," but, yes, I agree. It should definitely be called "The Happy Shit Kit." At least if this travel case of toiletries indeed does what...

Giveaway Closed

Giveaway: Liquid Metal "Terminator" Watch

I'll be bahhck...at 2 p.m. Track the countdown to Termination, keep yourself running on time, or just get hypnotized by the droplets of Metallium gliding around your clock face. Click here and enter to win a Terminator-inspired...

STCKBLS Stackable & Expandable BBQ Grill System

$325 - $399 STCKBLS »

The guys who created STCKBLS could be equal parts foodie and roadie. Their new stackable, modular BBQ grill system looks like a tower of amps coming in, and cooks like a gas grill turned up to eleven...no, twelve thousand...

Keytendo Video Game Console Key Holder

Discontinued

Somewhere between way too much and not nearly enough geek lies the Keytendo, an NES-themed key holder, and your Goldilocks gift for a geek...

Chucky Bath Bomb

I know this Chucky Bath Bomb looks spherical, but take caution while using it. I can almost guarantee you there are some pointy edges hiding in there somewhere...

Memory Foam Rug Pads

$59.99 - $316.54 Amazon »

Clearly, the forces behind Rug Pad USA came up with the idea for a memory foam rug pad while jumping on the bed. Heyyyy, this cushion o' body-conforming comfort feels pretty good on my feet and toeses too...

Spaghetti Monster Colander

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Pastafarians, Flying Spaghetti Monster sympathizers, people who just enjoy a good googly-eyed car emblem, I hope you're hungry! For your deity has appeared to me in colander form. He says he wants to live in your kitchen...

Off Grid Survival Axe Elite

$30.56 - $35.32 Amazon »

Off Grid Tools' Survival Axe Elite is a more compact and finely-tuned version of the company's original multi-tool, the Trucker's Friend. (It's also an updated version of itself, formerly called the Lil' Trucker.) The...

Door-Ease Lube Stick

$4.50 Amazon »

I haven't tried this Door-Ease Lube Stick yet - and I understand it's been around for years - but it caught my eye because my condo has those space-saving (i.e., cheap-ass) bi-fold doors installed on all the closets...

Dripping Glass Jellyfish Sculptures

Daniela Forti creates these sick jellyfish sculptures and sculptural tables that I would definitely break within 5 minutes of owning using a glassworking technique called glass fusion, and a physics technique called gravity...

F*ck, That's Delicious

$13.90 Amazon »

When I see the title F*ck, That's Delicious, all I can think of are the words, "Mm-hmm! This is a tasty burger!" I wonder if Action Bronson uses Jules Winnfield, or the Jules Winnfield talking action figure, as inspiration...