G2X Jetboard - Electric Wakeboard

$12k Radinn »

Leave it to the Swedes to build a G2X Jetboard, and then test it out in the icy fjords of Norway. While I can barely survive the cold walking from my house to my car this winter...

The spork, the spork endures. The spork persists. Remember the Tater Twister? A fad. It came and went. So did the Salad Shooter. The electric knife. The electric can opener (my mama had one of those!) But the spork, the spork will never fall into oblivion. One of our country's finest examples of...

PanWaffle - Hybrid Pancake/Waffle Maker

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Pancake + Waffle = PanWaffle. If you're being unimaginative. I can think of so many better names for this hybrid pan ready to griddle me 2 delicious breakfast staples in one. Like, Have Your Pancake and Waffle It Down...

Retro Blu-Ray/DVD Drive in Apple Disk II Case

$500 Etsy »

Need a gift for a teen...in 1983? This retro Blu-ray / DVD Drive slipped inside an Apple Disk II case is a piece of art, a piece of history, a piece of nostalgia, and a sweet way to watch the Alien Anthology in HD all...

ResQLink+ Buoyant Personal Locator Beacon

$464.95 Amazon »

You don't need a monthly or annual subscription to use ACR's ResQLink+ Personal Locator Beacon, but if you decide to activate this tiny floating PLB, you better make damn sure you're in need of a search and rescue. Middle-of-the-ocean...

Tonino Lamborghini Watches

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Lamborghini watches, Lamborghini price tags. Whether these Tonino Lamborghini timepieces have the moxie to back up those thousand-plus tags depends on how hard their sports car curves and features, and Lambo insignias...

Whiskey Glass with Cigar Holder

Discontinued

A whiskey glass with a cigar holder - a concave ledge built right there into the tumbler. Nice. But not unheard of. And definitely knocked off from inspired by a very similar cigar glass from Corkcicle. What is different:...

3D Tuna Dissection Puzzle

Learn where your sushi comes from with this 3D Tuna Dissection Puzzle. The 33-piece anatomy kit is mostly a fun and kitschy novelty gift for lovers of the maguro, but as an accurate tuna replica, it might also imprint...

Hand & Forearm Massager

$64.59 Amazon »

Roleo: hand and forearm massager or a little something the Road Runner cooked up for Wile E. Coyote? Visions of my fingers coming out the other side of these industrial-looking rollers flatter than piss on a plate make...

Sixer Insulated PBR Cooler Jacket

$250 686 »

Normally I would think something called a Sixer Insulated Jacket would insulate me from the cold. But when outdoor apparel brand 686 teamed up with Pabst Blue Ribbon, PBR had something else in mind. This special edition...

Where It Happened Map Jewelry

$125 - $1,995 A. Jaffe »

The Maps jewelry collection from A. Jaffe could make your Valentine feel very, very special. Select any address in the world - the place you met, went on vacation, got engaged, ate the best tacos of your life - and A...

The Ultimate Cat Scratcher Lounge

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A cat scratcher and lounge that's modern and sexy and might even be nicer than any of the hooman furniture I own? And that's way, way cheaper than the other best cat scratching post I've ever seen? My cat, Zanzibar, and...

Handmade Leather Grimoires

$60 - $275 Etsy »

Grimoires are books of magic. Recipes for cooking up spells, crafting talismans, and calling forth angels and demons. The pages of a grimoire can protect the secrets of witches and wizards, binding them in leather and...

ONO Roller

ONO! Another fidget toy! The height of the trend has passed, but the ONO Roller still sees a place for itself in a post-spinner market. ONO calls itself a "tool" rather than a "toy," and the double cylinders are designed...

Sometimes, actions speak louder than worries. Putting together a Kim Jong Un nuclear attack preparedness package doesn't just give us something to do besides sit around and worry about North Korea launching missiles and dropping bombs on the US, it's a good way to solidify our readiness for any disaster...

NeuroGum Nootropic Energy Gum

$4.99 - $39 Amazon »

Nootropics. "Smart drugs." They're today's ginkgo biloba*. NeuroGum adds steam to the nootropic supplement fad with what they call their "cold-compressed nootropic energy gum." The tablets contain a blend of green tea...

Boxing Speed Ball

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A Fight Ball Reflex boxing speed ball. Now that's a simple and swell way to vent your frustrations. Plus pick up a few more along the way if your fist repeatedly misses, or face repeatedly hits, this setup's tennis ball...

Night Vision Goggles

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These hands-free night vision goggles mean surveillance, after-dark expeditions, and finding the perfect bush to pee on in the middle of the night aren't just possible, they're on like Donkey Kong!...

Vlad Mititelu Jazz Trumpet Shower

$7,900 Vlad Mititelu »

Vlad Mititelu can toot his own horn over the Jazz Shower, a trumpet-shaped shower head and faucet system that "blows" water instead of sound. Jazz won Gold for the artist in the 2017 A'Design Award & Competition's Bathroom...

SanDisk Extreme Portable SSD

$99.99 - $349.99 Amazon »

You can dangle your data from a pack strap with SanDisk's Extreme Portable SSD. At 1.95" x 3.79" x 0.35" the drive is smaller than a smartphone, and easy to slip in a pocket or clip to a bag for data transfer on-the-go...

Wearable Superhero Full Body Armor

$1,299 - $6,999 buyFullBodyArmors.com »

Full Body Armors' superhero and video game character costume replicas will secure your cosplay convention credibility, and make all of your Sundays Fundays. The made-to-measure suits transform wearers, from head to toe...

Pentode Radio Tube USB Flash Drive

$39 - $69 Amazon »

These modified USB flash drives are built with 80s-era pentode radio tubes from the then-USSR. Their nifty repurposing should please steampunk fans, or anyone in search of a steampunk gift...

Tetra Countertop Dishwasher - No Plumbing Required

$300 Heatworks »

Tetra is a forthcoming countertop dishwasher. Its collaborators, Heatworks and Frog, developed the compact unit to function with ease and efficiency; to install it you'll need only a footprint in your kitchen, and a single...

UCO Stormproof Matches

Discontinued

It's easy for UCO to say their Stormproof Matches burn through windy and wet conditions. That they'll burn for 25 seconds regardless of the gusts or downpours they're in. That they're so waterproof the matches will still...