Sportnoculars - Hands-Free Binocular Glasses

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Sportnoculars. A pair of hands-free binocular glasses that will make me look just as cool as that portmanteau word sounds. But if they work OK, hey. I don't mind looking like Doktor Opto if it means I can see everything...

Surviv-All Outdoor Knife

$35.96 Amazon »

Dude's Word of the Day: Surviv-All. Stat Gear's Surviv-All Knife begins with a no-slip rubber grip and extends through multiple tricks of the outdoor trade to the tip of its 440 stainless steel blade. Keep your Surviv-All...

Personalized Book Sculptures

$26.63 - $64.46 Etsy »

Hey, that's not how I expected to see my name in the pages of a book. How'd they do that? Book Art 88 creates personalized book sculptures - and redefines the practice of carving initials into a tree - by whittling out...

Ring Pen - Ergonomic Ball Point Pen

$17.49 Amazon »

The Ring Pen is set to launch a writing-by-hand comeback tour! According to its makers, "This is a unique ergonomic design to make writing task fun again." Maybe with a Ring Pen slipped over their pointer fingers, kids...

Hiuni Smart Telescope

$539 Kickstarter »

Hiuni is a smart, interactive telescope designed for accessibility and affordability to all. (Huh, maybe once they've wrapped up their Kickstarter campaign and gotten the telescopes shipped, Hiuni Team can work on our...

Tormenta Cage Headphones

$6,450 SSENSE »

I haven't done too much research on BDSM audio gear before now, but if these Tormenta Cage Headphones are any indication, BDSM audio gear is more expensive than the therapy I needed after mistakenly answering, "Yes" when...

Concrete LEGO Minifigs

$4.91 - $9.12 Etsy »

Now here's a concrete example of why I like desktop toys. These concrete LEGO minifigs from Elemental Design Store could make some nifty gifts for men ranging anywhere from LEGO fanatics to CEOs. With Father's Day coming...

Woodpecker Door Knocker with Pull Cord

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This woodpecker door knocker has made my day. It has a pull cord attached to the spring-mounted birdie, and when you give it a yank, knock, knock, knock. That's adorable. And as someone who's seen an adorable knocker...

Geyser Systems Portable Hot Shower

Geyser Systems' forthcoming portable hot shower invites campers, athletes, festival goers, and all dirty, sweaty people to suds up from anywhere with a single gallon of water. The two-tubed Geyser apparatus does need...

aCompatible Double Chaise Rocker

Discontinued

Ahhh, the yin and yang of summer lazing with your love curve into aCompatible's Double Chaise Rocker. Feel the yin napping side-by-side under the shade of the lounge's arced canopy. And the yang of your beer running out...

Nite Ize Figure-9 Rope Tightener

$2.54 - $7.98 Amazon »

Forget using a bandana to learn knots! In fact, forget knots altogether with Nite Ize's Figure-9 Rope Tightener. The Figure-9 is a simple, sturdy metal tool whose funky bends and curves enable the securing of ropes and...

The Fiddle Stick

The Fiddle Stick is a fidget toy, yes. But a fidget toy made by the magicians (no really, literal magicians) at Ellusionist is never just a fidget toy. They think of the Fiddle Stick more like a "one-handed Nunchucks...

The Camp & Cabin Cookbook

$16.70 Amazon »

The Camp & Cabin Cookbook knows there's a reason someone invented the word "glamping" and didn't get kicked off the planet. Or even out of the tent. Sure, roughing it with nothing more than a 20-pound pack and your 2...

Switchblade Phone Case

$399 SAS »

Oh hey, a switchblade phone case. A phone case with a sharp 4" blade that flicks! right out of it. That's going to go over well with 100% of knife collectors, EDC fiends, and OGs, and 0% of law enforcement officials...

Whether you lock it up, tuck it away, or hide it in plain sight, it's better to be safe than sorry. And it's a better safe that's going to protect you from the sorry. I'll grant, some of the best safes and stash jars for your valuables are going to cost you. Impenetrable steel and biometrics don't...

WaterCandy Hand Shower

WaterCandy. It could be the name of Elon Musk's proposed moat filled with confections. Or a hot new diet tip - call it "WaterCandy" and you'll drink water when you really want a Snickers. But here WaterCandy is a shower...

Una Grill

$139 MoMA »

Una Grill to rule them all. Or at least be the most portable and purdy of the outdoor cookers. Aesthetically pleasing enough for the MoMA Design Store to peddle alongside the rest of their artsy and elegant wares, the...

You're Too Close Baseball Hat

$21.99 Amazon »

Did a Redditor make this "You're too close" baseball hat, or did someone else just figure out they could make enough to retire selling them to Redditors? Because if there were one piece of headwear I'd guess at least...

T-Rex Folding Knife

$499 Metal Worn »

Caution: both ends bite. Metal Worn's T-Rex Folding Knife don't need no stinkin' proportionately-sized arms to do pushups or give high-fives. He don't need no stinkin' arms at all! With a 3.25" 440C stainless steel "tail"...

Fighting Ninja Birthday Candles

$11.99 Amazon »

Here are some Fighting Ninja birthday candles to help you hold your resolution to kick ass and take names this 8th...28th...38th year of your life. I'd ask them to start by sending some Ninjutsu moves the way of anyone...

ShockStop Adjustable Suspension Bicycle Seatpost

$139 - $249 Red Shift Sports »

Bouncy, bouncy has its place, but when bouncy, bouncy is my butt on a thin, hard bike saddle feeling like it's in the middle of a cavity search...I'm listening, ShockStop Seatpost. What kind of pound-easing, impact-absorbing...

Dyson V6 Cordless Handheld Vacuum

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The Dyson V6 is a bagless, cordless handheld vacuum ideal for sucking the suckage out of small crevices, and awkward areas, such as your baseboards, the space between your fridge and the wall, and you car. Oh. and your...

GCI Outdoor RoadTrip Rocker Chair

$109.99 Amazon »

Sway with the trees in the summer breeze this season with GCI Outdoor's new RoadTrip Rocker Chair. Featuring Spring Action Rocking Technology, the chair will help you find your groove around the campfire, gazing at the...

The James Brand Elko Pocket Knife

$60 - $70 The James Brand »

Of their Elko pocket knife, The James Brand says, "Your keys just got a new best friend." Awww, that's good news. I recently had to put my 8-year-old tritium keychain down, so my keys have been particularly lonely...