Under Desk Hammock

The Under Desk Hammock from Uplift Desk certainly solves the problems of how and where to take a nap at work. As for the why - you'll have to justify that one yourself...

Domio Helmet Audio System

$199 Domio »

The Domio Moto helmet audio system is here to add more vibes, and vibrations, to your ride. Designed not as a motorcycle helmet insert, but an externally mounted sound system, the Domio Moto transfers its audio to your...

Breo Scalp Mini Waterproof Head Massager

$69.99 - $89.99 Amazon »

The Breo Scalp Mini can't possibly deliver the level of head massage that my wife can. Or my hairdresser, for that matter. But it does have some key features, such as the ever-eager and indefatigable nature of a machine...

WineBlock Red Wine Stain Preventing Lip & Teeth Balm

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Wine-stained teeth - and clothes, and carpets - have plenty of products focused on them, and the removal of the red devil from those places that make it a buzzkill. WineBlock sets itself apart as a prevention of, rather...

PEGASI 2 - SAD Light Therapy Glasses

$169.99 Amazon »

The last day of summer is a sad day for everyone, but for some, that transition into fall, and then the gloom of winter, is even sadder. SAD sadder. PEGASI's second edition Smart Light Therapy Glasses endeavor to help...

Lampuga Air Inflatable Jetboard

It seems surfers have mixed feelings about motorized surfboards, and the Lampuga Air is indeed a motorized surfboard. Jetboard, if you're gettin' fancy. But more than a tool for the skilled and a means of becoming one...

The Thinking Egg Mindfulness Tool

$16 Amazon »

You want how much for an egg? It's not even full-size, and won't make a single Benedict. It can't double as a personal pleasure device either. And despite being called The Thinking Egg, this oblong palm buddy can't think...

AuraGlow LED Teeth Whitening Kit

$48 Amazon »

With AuraGlow your teeth will glow, and then they'll glow. This teeth whitening kit combines the active-ingredient-goo of white strips with the mouthpiece-style tray of whitening offerings from dentists' offices, and...

Edge of Belgravia Arondight Chef Knife Set

$149.99 Amazon »

So, uh, does this Arondight Chef Knife Set come with the red cabbage knife block, Edge of Belgravia? 'Cause that's pretty much the selling point (yuk, yuk, yuk) for me...

Personalized Freak Masks

$15.99 - $73.99 Firebox.com »

While Firebox will personalize these Freak Masks with your own face, or the face in any photo you upload and send them, I smell a branding opportunity here for hip-hop artist Ski Mask the Slump God. Ski masks of Ski Mask...

Wembley Smacktastic Game

Discontinued

The Wembley Smacktastic Game is like Russian Roulette with whipped cream. Or shaving cream. Meringue. Chocolate Mousse. Bodily fluids. A take on the ever-popular pie-in-the-face games played at carnivals - well, at least...

Tile Mat Customizable Doormat

$70 - $95 Letterfolk »

If you're gonna be a doormat, may as well be a Tile doormat that can say whatever the F it wants! The Tile Mat is a fully customizable, and infinitely changeable, floor mat consisting of a white snap-in backing and black...

Off-Road Air Opus Pop-Up Camper

$26k - $31k Opus »

The Off-Road Air Opus is British RV brand Opus' newest addition to its inflatable folding camper family. Available beginning September 2019, the more rugged upgrade to the Air Opus trailer adds "total off grid freedom...

OP-1 Portable Synthesizer

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When it comes to synthesizers, the OP-1 is a portable powerhouse...that you'll pay for. The mini synth from Teenage Engineering is a hefty investment for budding DJs, musicians, and music producers, but one that will...

1:1 Scale RC Flying Man

Ralph Kayser's 1:1 Scale RC Flying Man is probably a step down from delivery drones in terms of feats of technology, but it sure looks a whole lot cooler to me. The dude is a full-scale human in height and general size...

Barefoot Dreams CozyChic Men's Camo Hoodie

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I think Barefoot Dreams' CozyChic Men's Camo Hoodie will be the coziest and chicest hoodie you'll ever wear in your life. At least it better be for what Barefoot Dreams is charging for the ball o' fluff with a zipper...

Wikkelhouse Cardboard Homes

$55,500 - $95k Wikkelhouse »

The next hot housing trend: living in a cardboard box. The Dutch Wikkelhouse is a vision in modular home design made from stacked and bonded layers of cardboard. Lightweight and easily transported, you can install a Wikkelhouse...

HM7 Aquapod Jellyfish-Inspired Watch

Are you ready to let the tentacles of time ensnare your wrist? The HM7 Aquapod is luxury watchmaker MB&F's jellyfish-inspired wristwatch. What's so jellyfishy about this timepiece? Well...not much, unless you're willing...

Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler

$186.95 Amazon »

Pelican coolers are always heavy-duty, but most of them are also usually heavy-heavy. The Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler reduces the grandaddy versions' size and weight, plus trades in their hard shells for a puncture-resistant...

Chubby Buttons Bluetooth Music Remote

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Sometimes a little chub can come in handy. Chubby Buttons is an easy-touch Bluetooth music remote. Wearable, stickable, clickable, and water-resistant, the oversized buttons let you control your audio without digging...

Snap Crack & Pop Amplifier Cereal Bowl

Snap, Crackle, Pop become SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! in Dominic Wilcox's Snap Crack & Pop Amplifier Cereal Bowl. Wilcox developed the high-decibel dish in response to a challenge from Kellogg's several years ago. The asked him...

Chocolate Dipped Bacon Roses

Who says men don't like flowers? And for that matter, who says a dozen Chocolate Dipped Bacon Roses are suitable only as a gift for men? Defying age, gender, race, and ethnicity, Chocolate Dipped Bacon Roses can dazzle...

Panther Vision Flateye Unround Flashlight

$149.99 - $299.99 Amazon »

Don't call me square, call me unround! Panther Vision's Flateye Unround is sort of a misnomer, in that flashlight's illuminating eye is actually round, but the case holding it is not. The torch's aircraft grade aluminum...

E3: What Is This Thing?

Welcome to the third edition of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. Maybe not even second, third, or thirtieth glance. It's a mystery I invite you to spend...