DIY Vasectomy Kit
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Sweet! This DIY Vasectomy Kit should save me hundreds of dollars. Plus, the projected recovery time is a couple days longer - more if my wife screws up - so I'll be able to take off the whole first week of the NCAA tournament from work!
Prank gift boxes have been around for a few years now, but the jokesters behind them continue to bring top notch humor and creativity to their package designs for the Weirdest / Creepiest / Worst Gift Ever. The Do-It-Yourself Vasectomy Kit maintains every snippet of the ruse with 6 sides of content description, testimonials, and full-color photos. Right down to the maker of the vasectomy kit: Dr. Richard Payne.
Dr. Dick Pain!
The image on the back of the DIY Vasectomy Kit box, shown above, of a guy on a couch and his wife reading the user manual with scissors in her hands and a scalpel in her mouth is particularly poignant for me. It stirs up a stiff emotional cocktail of laughter, nausea, and fear. Well done, prank box! I bow down to you in vas deferens.
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