It's 10 inches long and strong. Oh, and by complete happenstance, this Concrete Desk Organizer is too. The hefty holder has a mostly stark, industrial aesthetic, with a softening sine wave flourish on its business (card)...

Welcome to Edition 18 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. This week, as with Edition 12, I'm shakin' things up like Santa's jelly belly...

Darts, a great game of skill that, like all great games of skill, is only made better by the addition of a barrel of wine. You can choose whether you want your barrel full and ready for the wine thief in the bunghole*...

Bring the rocky beach and mountain hikes to your desktop with Tumi Ishi Wood Rock Balancing Blocks. "Tumi ishi" is Japanese for piled stones, and refers to the precarious art of stone balancing in nature. These handsome...

There are pros and cons to 2-bite brownies, which is what this Kingrol Brownie Pan with built-in slicker and rack allows you to bake in ooey, gooey 2"-square perfection. Con: 2-bite brownies are only 2 bites, which in...

Get into the Octagon without getting bludgeoned and bruised up, or being stuck for the rest of your life with UFC ears. The Gingko Octagon One is a modern LED desk lamp whose swanky geometric shape is further enhanced...

I've seen "adult gummies" meant to get you F'd up, but Toast! Before You Drink Gummies are adult gummies that claim to prevent it. Or at least the hangover that follows. The headache. The ass-breath cotton mouth belching...

The Micro TagBand skin tag remover is a tiny, low-tech tool for popping off bulbous mounds of excess flesh by way of slow strangulation...

Squishy Human Body? Squishy Human Body?! Cut me a break, 3D anatomy puzzle. It's the holidays, someone brings sweet treats to the office every single damn day, and both my wife and my mama are excellent cooks!...

Hey everyone, still in search of the perfect party game for the holidays? Right Or Racist has multi-generational Christmas dinner, multi-cultural families meeting for the first time, and especially office holiday parties...

It's a truck bed for your truck bed. OK, Guide Gear's Full-size Truck Tent is more like a covered shelter for your truck bed, but the other way has a better ring. Plus, if you tell your mama, "All I want for Christmas...

Netgear's EX3700 home WiFi range extender isn't the sexiest gift you could wrap up and put under the tree this year. But if your intended recipient has crappy, stunted WiFi, and up to 1,000 square feet of space in need...

Two notes about this Dirty Talking Gingerbread Man Christmas tree ornament stand out to me: 1) "NOT FOR KIDS"; and 2) "Simply squeeze the body of the Naughty Gingerbread Man ornament to hear him say outrageous things!...

Welcome to Edition 17 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product shown out of context that makes determining What is this thing? a fun little conundrum. Here are some more hints to help you figure it...

Zippered sweatbands, just another friendly gesture from your Friendly Swede. These sweat-catching wrist and ankle elastics come in sets of two, each with a lined pouch for storing keys, bills, credit cards, or even your...

Twerking Santa Claus and his rump-shakin' special sauce aren't new for this Christmas season, but the fact that he's back on the shelves means something even better: the booty bouncer is well on his way to becoming a...

Empire, the Rebels are coming for you...again...and this time in "a beautiful slipcase with illuminating lights and sound effects of igniting lightsabers when the case opens!" The Art of Star Wars Rebels is a forthcoming...

I was thinking I might get my mama one of these smartphone-controlled garage door openers from Chamberlain to replace the one she had when I was growing up. This one has an ultra-quiet operation and syncs with the myQ...

A reflexology massage and fat-cell-weakening magnetic stimulation session while you walk - how's that for incentive to slide in a pair of MindInsole acupressure magnetic insoles and hoof it instead of driving to the store...