Think of this as what you need to host a badass New Year's Eve party in addition to your 2 primary ingredients of booze and food. These 2020 NYE party supplies fall into 6 major categories: food, as in food prep or service items; drinks, as in drinking vessels or accessories; decor; music; games;...

Drop the Mic Microphone - Drop & Play Your Recording

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Drop the mic on the holiday season with a recorded Ho! Ho! Ho! that plays back all Ho! Ho! Ho! when you...drop the mic...

Bacon Bin Grease Strainer & Holder

$10.58 - $14.59 Amazon »

What comes from pig returns to pig with this oinkerrific Bacon Bin Grease Strainer & Holder from Talisman Designs. The little porker serves as both a receptacle for draining and straining your cooked bacon grease, and...

Blade Hawks RGB Extended Gaming Mouse Pad

$13.99 Amazon »

What happened to the days when all kids wanted for Christmas was their 2 front teeth? Now it's video games, gaming consoles, game controllers, and, for those who know their Uncle Dude isn't spending more than $30 on them...

Speaking American: How Y'all, Youse, and You Guys Talk

$2.32 Amazon »

What is Speaking American? I'll answer the question with more questions. What do you call the shoes you wear to work out in? What's the name for when people put a bunch of their old, unwanted crap on their lawn and try...

Wilton B.A.S.H Shop Hammer Kit

$138.99 Amazon »

I should have gotten my wife's cousin one of these Wilton B.A.S.H Shop Hammer Kits for Christmas. We celebrated with them this past weekend, and my mother-in-law thought the perfect gift for his 2 little girls would be...

Shun Cutlery Premier Chef's Knives

$169.95 - $249.95 Amazon »

How do you like your chef's knife, long and elegant or tight and tidy? With Shun Cutlery's Premier line of Japanese chef's knives, you have the choice of a 6", 8", or 10" kitchen co-pilot to help you in your slicing and...

Mock ONE Portable Folding Hammock with Stand

$149.99 Amazon »

This holiday season the Mock ONE Portable Folding Hammock with Stand reminds us that summer, and weather worthy of lounging outside in a cocoon of parachute nylon, will come again one day soon. And if it doesn't come...

Beurer Infrared Heat Lamp for Pain Management & Relief

$84.99 Amazon »

For once, seeing red can take you to a happy place. The Beurer Infrared Heat Lamp provides Red Light Therapy you can direct towards various angry body parts to ease colds, muscle tension and soreness, and aches and pains...

E19: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 19 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product shown out of context that makes determining What is this thing? a fun little conundrum. Here are some more hints to help you figure it...

Potty Piano

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Tinkle, tinkle little star. It's a potty party with the Potty Piano, a play on the toilet mat that allows you to, well, play the toilet mat, and let your creative juices flow right alongside your biological ones...

Women's Lace Kimono Robe

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A little bit of kimono for the lady wearing this sexy lace robe, a lot of kimoano for the dude who sees her in it. These Kimono Robes stimulate, seduce, and bring up the boners, but with flowing butterfly sleeves and...

CubeFit Pulse Vibrating Foam Roller

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Bzzzzt! No, it's not your phone vibrating. Nope, it's not the other kind of vibrating gadget in your household either. This is the CubeFit Pulse Vibrating Foam Roller. It has no messages for you, no push notifications...

LightDims Black Out Edition - Light-Blocking LED Covers

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It's lights out - all lights out - with LightDims Black Out Edition. These light-blocking LED covers are designed specifically to mask the lights on your laptop / desktop computer, appliances, and other electronics. The...

How to Take Better D*ck Pics Than the Average Bro

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How to Take Better Dick Pics Than the Average Bro is probably like all the other self-help and how-to books out there: they spend 80% of the pages talking about what your problem is and what they're gonna tell you about...

It may not happen often, but when the time comes that we need the same gift for everyone, or at least a few to several people, we're often left wondering what the universal appeal to give all of them. Maybe it's your employees or co-workers. Nieces and nephews prone to jealousy. Groomsmen or bridesmaids...

UBTECH Mythical Series: Unicornbot Kit

$114.99 Amazon »

While UBTECH appears to be marketing their Mythical Series: Unicornbot Kit to young lady STEM enthusiasts, I happen to know a not-so-young...OK, young-at-heart lady named She-Ra: Princess of Power who might like this...

Tablet-Sized Light Therapy Lamp

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This tablet-sized light therapy lamp is here to turn your winter frown upside down. While many studies indicate extended screen time is harmful to our bodies and mind, this "screen" emits up to 12,000 lux of sunlight-simulating...

Christmas Tree Kitty Carpet - Reusable Crotch Wig

$10.99 Amazon »

Wife or girlfriend wishing for a kitty under the Christmas tree this year? Welp, get her a Christmas Tree Kitty Carpet and you'll basically be giving her exactly what she asked for. While saving yourself the allergic...

OXO Good Grips Digital Egg Timer with Piercer

$34.99 Amazon »

A perfect little timer for perfect little eggs every time. The OXO Good Grips Digital Egg Timer is a kitchen gadget that times soft- or hard-boiled eggs to your choice of 7 doneness levels. A built-in egg piercer on top...

Epare Clear Ice System

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Clear ice, full hearts, can't lose. Ah, how I miss Friday Night Lights. Why did you leave us, Coach Taylor, why? Guess I'll just drown my sorrows in a nice glass of cognac on the Epare Clear Ice System-generated rocks...

Nature's D*ck Pics 2020 Wall Calendar

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Ring in 2020 long and strong with Nature's D*ck Pics, a 2020 wall calendar here to help you stand tall, and hit the year hard and head first...

While some of these quirky gifts could be considered white elephant gift contenders, most of them aren't, or at least aren't intended to be, gag gifts. They're just deliberately a little left of center. They proudly march to the beat of their of their own drum. And in some cases, they simply come...

Somnox Sleep Robot - Stress Reliever & Sleep Aid

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The Somnox Sleep Robot is the grown ass man's and woman's teddy bear. The stress reliever and sleep aid is ergonomically designed as a cuddle-friendly peanut, but also does much more than bring comfort through its plush...