Tarus 2x2 Motorcycle

The good news is the Tarus 2x2 Motorcycle costs only $1,700. The bad news is the Tarus 2x2 Motorcycle is available only in Russia. At least at printing. Its designers are looking at export options, though they warn the...

Chameleon Colors Color Balls

$44.99 Amazon »

Arts & crafts meets dodgeball! Chameleon Colors Color Balls are little sacks o' fun - the kind that won't get you pregnant, and won't land you in the fetal position if handled the wrong way - filled with chalk powders...

Retro VHS Cassette Lamp

$20.03 - $33.40 Etsy »

Handmade by Nancy's Jars, these retro VHS Cassette Lamps have found a VCR-free way to bring your favorite films in your favorite format back to your living room. The lights come in dozens of different movie titles, from...

E63: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 63 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

WaterPrepared Emergency Water Storage Tank

$497 - $827 Amazon »

Lotta bottles of Dasani it's gonna take to fill one of WaterPrepared's 160-gallon Emergency Water Storage Tanks. And don't even get me started on how many grocery store shelves I'll have to clear out if my mama decides...

Line Cutterz Ring - Quick Fishing Line Cutter

$11.75 - $16.99 Amazon »

The Line Cutterz ring makes cutting fishing line a snap - right through the dual-sided stainless steel blade nestled under the protective curve of the tool's raised top. Line Cutterz can snip through braid, fluorocarbon...

Beer Foaming Stones

Beer Foaming Stones: They Give Good Head...

SubSafe Sub Sandwich Container

$24.99 Amazon »

Think of the SubSafe sub sandwich container - or hoagie, grinder, hero, po' boy, whatever your regional dialect dictates container - as a sammy condom. It encapsulates your lunch so you can stick it in a bag or cooler...

Cloud Chair

Cloud Chair? No. Shota Urasaki's A' Design Award-winning piece of seating is a Sheep Chair. A Sheep With 128 Legs Chair, aka, a Sheep After I Polish Off a Whole Bottle of Hornitos on My RV Trip to the Country Chair. Except...

The Easy Fermenter Starter Kit

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The Easy Fermenter Starter Kit reminds me of how I could eat kimchi by the jar. And sauerkraut. And I would too if my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, didn't at best crinkle her nose, and at worst make gagging sounds...

Top It Germ-Thwarting Cake Shield

$4.99 - $14.99 Top It Cake Shield »

Seems like the Top It Cake Shield and I have differing opinions on the perfect slice of birthday cake. See, I believe no slice of birthday cake is complete without a spit shower of sprinkles on top, delivered, of course...

M48 Cyclone Spear

Discontinued

If United Cutlery learned anything from their M48 Cyclone fixed blade knife it's that bigger isn't always better...but it looks pretty damn cool when extended to lengths any serious zombie slayer might covet. Behold the...

U Stink Skunk Last Place Trophy

$18.99 Amazon »

When even a skunk says, "U stink!" you know you're a loser. But don't worry, there's a trophy for that. A Last Place Trophy with a special spot for custom engraving your name, or the thing you suck more at than everyone...

Japanese Floor Mattress

$128.87 - $168.67 Amazon »

Who's up for a roll in the cotton and memory foam? This Japanese Floor Mattress, despite basically being an exotic way to say "futon without the frame", looks enticing. I love my elevated grown man bed and latex grown...

Busch Dog Brew

Busch Dog Brew is here for pet owners who have always dreamed of kicking back, relaxing, and shotgunning a beer with their pooch. No, I mean in a safe, canine-friendly way, all ye eejits out there who have already done...

Razer RESPAWN By 5 Mental Performance Booster Gum

$27.99 Razer »

Razer gaming laptop, check. Razer gaming keyboard, check. Razer gaming mouse, check. Razer gaming gum. Uh...check. Or should that be chew? In collaboration with 5 Gum Razer has just released the RESPAWN By 5, a "mental...

Mushlume UFO Bioluminescent Display

$60 Urbz »

The mysteries of the ocean meet the mysteries of the skies in the Mushlume UFO, an aquarium filled with bioluminescent dinoflagellates that's shaped like a UFO. And a mushroom. It's an "unidentified fun object." Certainly...

Oatey Mystic Rainwater Collection System

$19.56 Amazon »

The Oatey Mystic Rainwater Collection System seems like a pretty great idea...except for the part where I have to saw out a 6" section of my mama's existing downspout to make room for it. Oh the tongue lashing I'll get...

iSphere Pandemic-Ready Head Dome

The iSphere head dome, in addition to providing full upper orifice coverage in the face of the COVID-19 global pandemic, finally gives us an opening to take astronaut cosplay and little green men LARPing to the streets...

Cubii JR Seated Under Desk Elliptical Machine

$179.99 Amazon »

The Cubii JR, an under-desk elliptical machine you can use while seated, merges work from home with workout from home, and makes the whole WFH phenomenon:...

Tough Tesla 2.0 Outdoor Lighter

$34.97 Amazon »

Tesla coils, plasma beams, arc lighters. So many names for the Tough Tesla style of electric flamemaker that sparks via a USB-rechargeable battery, and powers through both wind and rain to get your wick, your campfire...

Petoi Bittle Palm-Sized Robot Dog

$225 Petoi »

If you're trying to make a palm-sized robot dog that's a miniature replica of Boston Dynamics' full-size robot dog, Spot, but don't want to be more obvious about it than the clear resemblance to Spot, one good thing to...

Omniblade Machete Multi-Tool

$59.99 Amazon »

Uh, I know it's called an Omniblade, but I still wonder if it's wise to hold this apocalypse-ready machete multi-tool from omni ends. For example, it seems like the Omniblade grip the dude in the photo has chosen is just...

E62: What Is This Thing?

$49.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 62 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...