Dude's Must See Products for September 2020
Dude's must see products for September 2020 smell fall in the air, Halloween a -comin', and a great-big-giant turd in your toilet that's too big to be flushed without the assistance of a cutting device.
Enjoy Dude's must see products for September 2020.
Note: products are priced as they were at printing. Pricing, and availability, are subject to change.
Tekto Gear Romeo Folding Knife
I never thought I'd want to be a Romeo's Juliet, but the Tekto Gear Romeo folding knife has me reconsidering, since I know this blade and I would make quite the pair.
The Tekto Romeo features a 3.46" tanto blade forged from Austrian M390 super-steel. It folds into a 4" polished carbon fiber handle, where it's held in place with titanium alloy screws. Both the screws and an attached titanium alloy clip complement the matte darkness of the carbon fiber with a glossy azure finish.
STOIC Active Standing Mat
Are you STOIC enough to work standing on a plank of nails? Cook as your feet and ankles stay active atop a Redwoods forest bed? Home school while balancing on and fidgeting through Flathead River rocks? monkii's STOIC Active Standing Mat challenges you to get stronger, healthier, more engaged through all of the above with the company's intriguing new take on incorporating movement into your day.
E63: What Is This Thing?
Hints: 1) >t makes an awkward task a little easier and more maneuverable; 2) It's a pocket-sized tool for a roof-of-the-car sized object; 3) It rolls so you can slide.
Baby Yoda Infant Costume
A baby doesn't typically melt my heart. Baby Yoda does it every single damn time I see him. And a baby dressed in a Baby Yoda infant costume? Well...I don't know that it makes me want to get a baby of my own, but if someone - say, one of my wife's perpetually baby-making cousins - were to shove a baby in a crocheted Baby Yoda ears and gloves and feet set into my arms, I might not immediately say I have mouth herpes to get her to take it back.
DIY Halloween Candy Slide
Spooky skeletons practice social distancing too, kids! This DIY Halloween Candy Slide from Wicked Makers isn't just a COVID-friendly addition to safe trick-or-treating in 2020, it's a charming and fun way to deliver Fun Size Snickers and Kit Kat Bars to the kiddos on Beggar's Night. One they'd probably prefer to a boring ol' handoff even when there's no global pandemic making the rounds.
2-in-1 Indoor Electric BBQ Grill & Hot Pot
Sizzle, stew, and BBQ the way you like it, and at the precise moment your piehole is ready to devour it with this 2-in-1 electric grill and hot pot. Available with either single or double nonstick grill pans and a connected Shabu hot pot, the electric BBQ is made for good times and gooder eats, with everyone both cooking and eating together right from the table.
The kitchen gadget combo is capable of grilling / searing, boiling, and frying, and the BBQ and hot pot functions can be powered either separately or in tandem.
5' Inflatable Flying LED Dragon
I know this 5' inflatable flying LED dragon is out now as a Halloween decoration, but, I mean, I'd hang one in my office for all year long. He's so fierce and handsome. He'd provide a really nice point of interest and soft lighting source for my meeting backgrounds. And then after work, when I hit the mood music and the Volcano, he can join me in a round of "Puff the Magic Dragon."
The Poop Knife
The Poop Knife is here to help slice your most delightful doodoo delicacies with the deftness of a sushi chef. Mmmm, this shit's good.
I joke, I joke. And so does the Poop Knife. It might be the best gag gift of 2020, a year when we've all spent way too much time at home sitting on our couches, eating gobs of takeout, and clogging up our toilets.
See, the Poop Knife isn't for slicing and dicing turds for toothsome endeavors, it's for breaking up the big boys to ensure they take a smooth trip down the tubes. A journey through the plumbing pipes that doesn't end with you huffing and puffing at the other end of a plunger.
Luxafor Flag Availability Indicator
The Luxafor Flag is an LED status indicator that clips onto your workstation where you can toggle it from red to green to let your coworkers - ha! Coworkers? No, these days the Luxafor Flag is for communicating your current availability to your kids, your wife, your husband, your dog Louie, and your cat Zanzibar. You know, those you live with who seem to think that because you're perpetually at home, you're also perpetually free to talk to, read to, opine on remodeling the living room with, pet, and play human jungle gym to them.
A green Luxafor Flag glowing from your laptop signals you are, in fact, game for the above, while a red Luxafor Flag tells them to zip it and move along.
Morphsuits Infrared Camera Halloween Costume
All the colors of the rainbow, plus an optional wiener, unite in the Morphsuits Infrared Camera Halloween Costume. Morphsuits is a brand of the spandex full-body (and head!) skinsuits that have become popular in the costume world for their comfort and versatility in projecting everything from strangeness to spookiness to sexiness to humor. This infrared camera take on the body huggers should cover the last one...or two in that list. Depending on whether you choose the Censored or Uncensored version of the costume.
E64: What Is This Thing?
Hints: 1) Save your peas; 2) It's not a curling stone but does like the ice; 3) It doesn't bruise easily - do you?
Arnold Total Recall Face Mask
The Arnold Total Recall Face Mask: social distancing meets instant Halloween costume. Maybe wrap some painted paper towel tubes around the back of your head, and add aluminum foil caps to the ends that stick out past your ears. Dude. I feel a Schwarzenegger arts & crafts weekend coming on.
Alarm Signaling Device - Intruder Trip Line Booby Trap
Set booty traps with the Alarm Signaling Device, an intruder-.... Dude, it's "booby traps." That's what I said! Booby traps! God. These guys! So like I was saying, set booby traps with the Alarm Signaling Device, an intruder alert system consisting of a trip line with bang! The latter courtesy of a 209 shot shell primer.
Made by FITH OPS, the reusable Alarm Signaling device is intended to give you the heads up when trespassers cross your property perimeter, and trespassers the heads up that they best be moving along lest that sound turns into more than an effect.
Prinker Temporary Tattoo Printer
Prinker inks are cosmetic grade and scrub off with soap and water if you need your tattoos only for a night, or realize your vision of a sloth smoking a joint peeking out of your shirt collar doesn't look so good realized. Prinker prints at a 1000 dpi resolution, and can create over a max surface area of 39" x 0.9" per run.
Glow Rhino Tritium EDC Gear
Sure, Glow Rhino's tritium-studded tools will add some swagger to your EDC. But when things go dark, and the self-powered light source kicks in to glow neon bright as a beacon to your keys, your beer cap, your roaming dog, it's Glow Rhino's value as ENC that will truly shine.
M48 Cyclone Spear
If United Cutlery learned anything from their M48 Cyclone fixed blade knife it's that bigger isn't always better...but it looks pretty damn cool when extended to lengths any serious zombie slayer might covet. Behold the M48 Cyclone Spear, the distinct spiraling dagger of the M48 Cyclone, now attached to a 40" glass-fiber-reinforced nylon staff.
Omniblade Machete Multi-Tool
Uh, I know it's called an Omniblade, but I still wonder if it's wise to hold this apocalypse-ready machete multi-tool from omni ends. For example, it seems like the Omniblade grip the dude in the photo has chosen is just as likely to incur a gutting of his own self during wielding as it is to hack apart the zombie he goes up against.
M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe
While the M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe doesn't seem like nearly as bad of an idea as the "machete multi-tool" that is the Omniblade, one thing I would recommend to anyone trekking with the dual-use pole is: don't lose the axe head's snap-on rubberized blade cover.