TerraSol Sonoma Chaise Lounge - Deck Chair & Pool Float
Well, ladies, the next time your a-hole boyfriend picks you up and throws you into the pool, you can tell him to throw the pool lounger you were sitting on in after you. The SwimWays TerraSol Pool Sonoma Chaise Lounge...
All-White Rubik's Cube
Always white, always white, always white! But. Sometimes the All-White Rubik's Cube turns up a furry Wampa white, and sometimes it's a leathery Air Force 1 White...
Bourbon Nosing Kit
Thumb your nose at the Bourbon Nosing Kit, and the snobbery you think it represents, but train your sniffer to better identify the aromas in your snifter, and you might end up knocking yourself out with the whole new...
Personalized LEGO Minifigure
LEGO my head! Your personalized LEGO minifigure awaits, at least from the neck up, courtesy of your submitted photos and Funky 3D Faces' 3D printing skills. The Etsy shop will transform any man, woman, or child submitted...
Marshall Mode II True Wireless Earbuds
AirPods, Galaxy Buds, Bose QuietComfort - you've all had your turn in the true wireless earbuds spotlight. With their Mode II in-ear Bluetooth headphones, the Marshall audio brand is hoping to turn you all into Jans crying...
Cement Penis Garden Statue (NSFW)
The Cement Penis Garden Statue is real. It's spectacular. And, at 16" long, it's porn-star-size. Which I guess is bad news if you were hoping to make a truly gargantuan, say, 6' long dick your newest garden statue, along...
Gel Blaster - Bursting-Gel-Ball-Shooting Toy Blaster
Its makers say the Gel Blaster, a toy blaster that shoots eco-friendly, water-filled gel balls, is fun for ages 12 and up. With an emphasis, if the above photo is any indication, on the and up...
Bunny Ear Succulents
All the cuteness, half the care, and bunny ear succulents won't drop poop pellets all over your house when you bring them out to play. With the current popularity of houseplants, succulents in particular, and the impending...
The Office Stapler in Jell-O Soap
March 24, 2005. A simpler time, when we were younger, life was still normal, business was as usual, and staplers were being congealed inside Jell-O molds in The Office. The doors of Dunder Mifflin opened on our TV sets...
E87: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 87 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Xprite Vehicle Rooftop Strobe Light Bar
In introducing their Black Hawk series of vehicle rooftop emergency and warning strobe light bar Xprite asks, "Ready to take your specialty vehicle to the next level?" And if by "specialty vehicle" they mean "2006 Mazda...
Puking Grogu Baby Yoda Toothpaste Topper
Reminding people of vomit has always been a good way to get them to brush their teeth, but it goes a little differently when the Puking Grogu, a 3D-printed Baby Yoda toothpaste topper comes into play. Whereas normally...
World's Smallest Operation Game
Because the game Operation isn't hard and stressful enough, and because life in general isn't hard and stressful enough right now, the World's Smallest brand has decided a World's Smallest Operation game that shrinks...
Descente x SUICOKE KISEE-DSV Performance Sandals
Before I slip my foot right into Barf! These KISEE-DSV Sandals are uglier than my Aunt Jan's gnarled-toe, callous-covered Sasquatch feet, I should qualify them: KISEE-DSVs are a performance sandal collaboration between...
TheoryHome Floor Lamp
Does the LED lighting of an otherwise sleek and minimalist Theory Floor Lamp look like the glow of a lightsaber against your wall? That's for you to decide, dude. To decide, and then to relish in your heart every time...
Tabletop Outdoor Heat Lamp
I don't know about your wife who's always cold, but my wife who's always cold has a hawk's eye for patio heat lamps. And she always manages to finagle us an outdoor table right next to one when we go out to eat, or stakes...
ScoreCaddy Outdoor Scoreboard Keeper with Drink Holders
Hey ScoreCaddy, HMB while I sink this bag in the cornhole. And while you're at it, tick that blue marker up 3 points. The ScoreCaddy from GoSports keeps lawn game players honest and hydrated - or drunk and not responsible...
Coronavirus Pinata
I feel like Summer 2021 will be the Summer of COVID Vaccine Parties. Eclipsing graduation parties, 4th of July parties, and White Parties combined. And one festive way to celebrate your COVID shot, in addition to convening...
ZINVO Rival Collection Watches
Why did ZINVO name their new modern casual watch line The Rival Collection? Most likely because the aesthetics of the timepieces, with their 42mm slim cases and 3D faces that - fittingly - make me think of a coliseum...
Book Bags - Famous Book Cover Bags & Purses
Know what goes with a great book? Heels. Or flats. Even sneakers. These Book Bags from Krukru Studio are as fashionably versatile as they are unique and charming. Available in a host of classic novel and famous nonfiction...
Streamlight KeyMate Key Flashlight
The Streamlight KeyMate key flashlight will light up the night like...a little Tinkerbell fairy. But, hey, sometimes all you need is Tink guiding the way if you just need to find the keyhole to your front door at night...
Dude's must see products for February 2021 reflected a month of looooove. Lovely animal rings in every species from hippos to pugs. Brotherly love between Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and The Emperor, as they spend some quality time in the kitchen baking together. A lovemaking toy for men unlike anything...
Middle Finger Birthday Glasses
I bought one of these middle finger birthday glasses for my father-in-law, who turns 80 - haha, 80, the crusty old fart! - this year. I went with the "I'm 79 + [flipped bird standing in for the number '1']" rocks glass...
Recycled VHS Tape Planters
VHS tapes live! Or at least, you can give them new life - actual, thriving life - with one of these recycled VHS tape planters from Nifty Recyclables...