The Hype Button

Posted: April 11, 2021
The Hype Button
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Believe the hype. Live up to the hype. Be your own hype man - or lady - and annoy the ever loving hype out of everyone around you. All with a single press of The Hype Button, a battery-powered sound machine that blasts an effect of the hip hop world's beloved air horn.

According to The Hype Button's makers, The Hype Button is "approved for use in offices, schools, tailgates, the DMV, bachelor parties, Bar Mitzvahs, weddings, funerals, and anywhere else that needs some extra HYPE!" This marketing material must have come out pre-COVID vaccine, because the first place I'll be blaring my Hype Button is the parking lot of the mass vaccination site I'm going to, right as I drive out after getting my second shot.

Then I'll hand The Hype Button off to my friend Cornelius, who plans to host a Vaccingles Night Party two weeks after getting his.

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