Household

When mere pushing, grunting, and clenching every other muscle in your body while sitting on the toilet doesn't work, use The Force. Or at least stare at this Use The Force bathroom art hanging on the wall for some comic...

Seventeen years too late, but this Christmas Tree Toilet Plunger would have made a perfect prop in Christmas Vacation. A little something for Uncle Eddie to have tucked under his Meister-Brau-and-stogie-wielding arm during...

This set of Scrabble String Lights from Paladone comes with 10 illuminated 2.25" square Scrabble tiles that stretch 70" long. Tiles are blank, left for you to fill in with 60 reusable and interchangeable letter stickers...

Two choices with the VZ Punch Ripper: 1) Get your paws off; or 2) Get a bludgeoning, clawing 2.1" G-10 paw to the face...

Flip, cradle, grab, scoop, spatongs! your food with this 2-in-1 Spatula & Tongs kitchen tool. The non-stick, heat-resistant utensil shifts effortlessly between a spatula for flipping and serving pancakes and hamburger...

The Bark Potty. High-paw for the wordplay there, ye makers of a mulch-filled pee and poop plat for pups. Intended both for housebreaking and apartments or urban homes where taking the dog out isn't always as easy as it...

"Hey McFly, you bojo! Hoverboards don't work on water!" Haha, suck it, Data! This hoverboard was made for water. And snow. And dirt. And that hunk of dog shit stuck to your Nike Air Mags some Biff of a pet owner didn't...

The flicker fiends at Anecdote Candles hand-pour all of their candles using a coconut-soy wax blend, except the 2020 Candle of the Year, which they hired God to pour using his special concoction of fire and brimstone...

Ahhh, nothing like cuddling up under a cozy bookcase with a great book from the quilt. I mean, a cozy quilt with a great book from the bookcase. I mean, well, in this (book)case, both. Etsy shop Sew lt Seams Creations...

The Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula Set represents both classic geekery and classy geekery. What cook, Star Wars fan or not, wouldn't want a pair of sleek and modern black & white spatulas with subtle, almost sexy, lightsaber...

Important Note from hedgehog dryer ball online retailer, HONANK: "These cute hedgehog balls are only suitable for drying, they are not suitable for washing, because they can hardly withstand the number of rotations during...

I didn't say an empty Butter Twist looks less like a kitchen tool for spreading, cutting, measuring, and storing your sticks of butter than it does a male masturbator. You said an empty Butter Twist looks less like a...

This light- and motion-sensing LED soap dispenser from Soap Brite would make a sudserrific gift for the kids out there who need some enticement to wash their hands. With its 7-color spectrum of festive, soothing, and...

What, the Can Colander thinks it can just plop on into my canned tuna and black beans, and take away the joy of slicing my finger when I attempt to use the sharp aluminum lids I just cut off them to strain out the liquid?...

Using the Magic Tap, an automatic drink dispenser, isn't about being too lazy to lift a gallon of milk or Costco-sized bottle of OJ out of the fridge, and then heave it up to pour in my coffee or bowl of Poop Like a Champion...

Brainstorm! These flickering flame effect light bulbs burn blue or orange atop an E26 bulb base - i.e., the standard size for most of your lamps, electrically wired skeletons, and Uncle Fester...

In thinking of what to tell you about this kitchen squeegee and countertop brush combo, I started thinking a lot about the word "squeegee." And then I started saying "squeegee" over and over again in my head. And you...

I know. I've just put the Grinch Christmas tree decoration and ornament holder in front of your face 2 weeks before Halloween. I know. Normally, talking about Christmas before Halloween makes me throw up in my mouth and...

Fester's Quest, based on the 1960s Addams Family TV show, was the first non-Mario, non-Tetris Nintendo game I ever got. It was really hard, and I sucked at it. Usually I died within 10 minutes, and spent the next 2 hours...

She-Ra: Princess of Power baked me a cake today. Custom-shaped using a set of link-and bend silicone molds like these. It's a yellow cake with chocolate chips, frosted in mint chocolate icing, and decorated with...I don't...

Desk a cluttered mess? Junk drawer overflowing? Workshop look like a tsunami victim? Craft room - oh Baby Jesus, the craft room... Just take a deep breath, and Welaxy...

Prepara's Tastemaker Craft Liquor Infuser knows it takes you mere seconds to pour a shot of vodka, a minute to mix a vodka tonic, and a couple more to shake up the perfect Lemon Drop or Bloody Mary. But. If you're willing...

Welp, this Staircase Storage Basket is certainly a step up from strewing toys and books and shoes across the stairs. But would Marie Kondo wet herself over it? Would she approve at all? Or consider the wicker basket an...

From the Chopsy Chopping Board test kitchen: Chop, chop, everyone gather 'round. I've just met with the board and have some cutting remarks to share with you. We're almost ready to send slashers into the homes of all...