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Six Digit Nixie Tube Clock

$239.95 Etsy »

Pastiche of 1960s artistic minimalism and Cold War technology, anyone? The Six Digit Nixie Tube Clock combines original Russian New Old Stock IN-14 Nixie tubes with 16 user-controlled colors of LED lighting, and the hands...

Podtime Sleeping Pods

$2,165.09 Firebox.com »

When I look at Podtime's new collapsible Sleeping Pod, an extra cozy 3.9' wide x 6.9' long personal retreat and slumbering space for college students, or anyone else on a crusade to find efficient luxury, exactly two...

Dog Cat Scratching Post

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This poor bastard. Not only has the superior dog been relegated to a life of feline subservience highlighted by cats using his face and body to sharpen their claws, but his creator, Erik Stehmann, also named him Lumpi...

USB Lighter

$29.99 Lighter USB »

Jigger, the USB-charged cigarette lighter. Nice concept, but cigarettes? Cigarettes?! How will I light my Planet Earth Globe Fire Pit? How am I supposed to light my Kraken pipe? How I'm gonna light my Menagerie of Mechanized...

I See You Wallpaper

$155 Cavern »

I see you. Whoa. It's like the eyes of TJ Eckleburg, the United States Government, and Mr. Potato Head all rolled into one repeating pattern of staring my shit down. Even though this googly see-socket wallpaper has been...

Hermetus Bottle Opener & Resealer

$8 Amazon »

Bottle opener? Sure, every man needs one. Bottle resealer though? For my 4.2% Bud Light? What kind of man doesn't finish his bottle of beer?...

Bug-A-Salt Exterminating Shotgun

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The Bug-A-Salt might be the coolest thing invented for killing winged and many-legged pests since clapping your hands together and not coming up empty. Using nothing more than a few granules of regular table salt as its...

Layered Liquor Gravity Release Jigger

$9.99 Zevro »

Layers and layers of rich, silky, buttery...duck farts. The Layered Liquor Gravity Release Jigger measures, presses, and releases in perfect amoebic form boozy components of favorite layered shots and cocktails. The jigger's...

Dinosaur Planters

$17.99 Amazon »

These dinosaur planters spotlight a characteristic of the behemoth reptiles little-known to anyone but the world's leading paleontologists: dinos loooove toting around small succulents and cacti. (And I thought it was...

Sushi Bazooka

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On the eve of the Zombie/Mayan/Raining Fires of Hell Apocalypse, this Bazooka suggests humans band together, hunker down...and kick off the end of days with a sushi revolution! Men, women, children with developed fine...

The Myriad Monikers of Gotham's Villains

Of course there's no escaping the Dark Knight ever, but there's particularly no escaping the Dark Knight this week. Although this tour de force of Batman schwag goes way back--as in even before Batman Begins, Christopher...

Dude Wipes

$6.99 Amazon »

Dude Wipes: A Brief Overview of Audience and Application. Dude Wipes are for dudes. And every once in while--say, every 18 to 24 hours--dudes tend to have an especially...explosive...encounter with the bathroom. The kind...

Secret Passage Floor Decal

$30 Etsy »

It's a staircase, Zelda-style. As in 2D, not as in will take you directly to Level 7. Sorry. James Bit, creator of Legend of Zelda Fireplace Art, has returned with a new nod to video games of yore. The Secret Passage...

Breaking Bad Cross-Stitch Pattern

$11.99 Etsy »

Well here's your answer: No. Not even the country bumpkin flowers and granny pastels of a cross-stitch sampler can make Walter White look any less badass. Breaking Bad's chemistry teacher/meth brewer extraordinaire makes...

NomSkulls Cupcake Mold

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Philosophical question: If fresh brain is brimming from a skull that's been long dead, will a zombie still eat it? How about if it's made with all-organic ingredients, such as unbleached flour and free range eggs? NomSkulls...

Five Finger Fillet Knife Set

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Admittedly, the Five Finger Fillet Knife Set will consume a chunk of kitchen countertop space. 10.4" x 11" x 10.4" to be exact. But I think its radness in appearance more than compensates for its shortcomings in spatial...

Disappearing TARDIS Mug

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Yo, TARDIS, I need to run a quick errand in 2343 today. Let me just pour a cup of coffee and...TARDIS? TARDIS, dude, where you at? [The TARDIS, having been exposed to a hot beverage, has disappeared from its current location...

The Boxing Couch

If you get riled up watching your favorite team bone a play, your least favorite Presidential candidate rally for support, or another F'in cliffhanger on True Blood, imagine the agression and blood stains you can spare...

Eye Chart Cocktail Shaker

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People who know humor know there ain't no humor like optometry humor, so we Googled high and low for the gut-clutching piece of ocular awesomeness that is the Eye Chart Cocktail Shaker. OK, what really happened is greatly...

The Floating Mug

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One biting comment I could make about Tigere Chiriga's Floating Mug is...hmmm...donut hole. I got nothin'. It's just a simple, yet truly novel design, whose purpose is as terrifically useful as its look is incredibly...

Burning Car Candle

$49.14 Atypyk »

Atypyk's description of the Burning Car Candle they peddle is pretty sparse. In fact, the only thing the vendor really says about it is "Have fun! (French tradition)." Which I find somewhat baffling because: 1) Many feelings...

RoboChair - Folding Chair & Wall Art

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With so many complex robots out there designed to perform intricate tasks, do our work for us, or destroy the world, how refreshing to find RoboChair, who wants to do only two things: look nifty hanging from our walls;...

Skull Egg & Pancake Molder

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The universal sign for poison, now in a handy mold for making things that presumably are not! Well, maybe teaching children to associate pancakes and eggs in the shape of skulls with poison will help combat the growing...

Patriots Being Badass Prints

$25 Etsy »

These patriots heard the battle cry of Team America, and hollered back an even louder Fuck Yeah! From Paul Revere's Midnight Ride on a Tron Light Cycle to Abe Lincoln wielding an M16 and giddy-upping on a grizzly bear...