Kids

SnoozeShade Pack & Play Blackout Crib Tent

$89.99 Amazon »

Uh, do they make a SnoozeShade Pack & Play Blackout Crib Tent for adults? Because ever since turning 40, all I've wanted to do at parties and social gatherings is go somewhere and take a nap about an hour in. My wife...

Wooden Play Kitchen

$394.86 - $493.58 Etsy »

These handmade wooden play kitchens from MIDMINI will make Michelin-star chefs out of all your budding cooks and bakers. ... Or at least help them get interested enough in kitchens that they can start making dinner for...

National Geographic 200-Foot Rocket Launcher

$29.97 Amazon »

Perhaps I should clarify. The National Geographic 200-Foot Rocket Launcher does not stand 200 feet tall. It shoots its 1-foot-tall Power Rocket up to 200 feet in the air. But you knew that, right? If not, and you're in...

Swing-N-Slide Stand-Up Swing

$35 Amazon »

The Swing-N-Slide Stand-Up Swing looks like something I would have played on everyday when I was a kid, but is now recalled, discontinued, and outlawed because it's too dangerous, and uncoordinated, sedentary children...

Mash'Ems Care Bears - Squishy Surprise Characters

Discontinued

I know these Mash'Ems Care Bears are for kids, but I can't look away from them. Every one of the six squishy surprise characters contained within the Mash'Ems Super Sphere just keeps...staring at me...

Buff Baby Speed Bag Hanging Toy

$12.99 Amazon »

Does your baby have a sick right hook? A certain-nose-bleed front kick? A surprise wee-to-the-kisser move? The Buff Baby Speed Bag is a crib or carrier hanging toy that will help hone their skills on something other than...

Smol At-Home Bounce Houses

$379 - $449 Smol »

Kids! Stop jumping on the bed...and start jumping on a Smol Bounce House instead. Smol makes bounce houses for the home - indoors or out - that both provide an active play area for the wee ones, and don't ug up the living...

Trigmate 3-in-1 Interactive Math & Engineering Toy

$29.99 Amazon »

The Trigmate is one of those kids' "toys" that is actually an educational tool. It's a tricky triggy! The wooden doohickey endeavors to teach them angles, length measurements, area, geometry, trigonometry, experiments...

Pillow Pets Chewbacca

$29.02 Amazon »

Uhhhh, did Chewbacca get partially mutated into a worm? What exactly was in those Wookiee Cookies you fed him, Pillow Pets? I feel like Disney is going to press charges over this. Especially when they see things get even...

HEXBUG BattleBots Arena Pro

$94.40 Amazon »

HEXBUG's DIY robotic tech toys for kids are going to battle, and getting in on the Battle. The HEXBUG BattleBots Arena Pro release pits a pair of fighting robots against one another in the spirit of the long-running reality...

Modern Kids' Playhouse

$3,302.64 - $11,540.82 Etsy »

David Lamolla's modern kids' playhouses are smart and snazzy designs for your budding architects, your preschool aesthetes, and your own (usually futile) efforts not to trash up your yard with a bunch of kiddie crap...

Anatomy Apron with Removable Organs

$18.99 - $20.99 Amazon »

This Anatomy Apron and its removable organs is intended for teachers to use in the classroom (or, uh, the Zoomroom) to help kids learn about human anatomy. And I think that's a pretty good idea...

Magnus Magnetic Play Couch

$199 - $318 Kickstarter »

Magnus is a couch. It's also a fort. A flying car. A Wipeout obstacle. And while Magnus will require some of your kids' imagination to make it into these things, it will also help them out along the way by actually transforming...

Little Dove Multi-Functional Wooden Wobble Board

$69.99 - $79.99 Amazon »

Wish I'd had a Wooden Wobble Board when I was a kid. Maybe a couple years with Little Dove's multi-functional rocking balance trainer would have made it easier for me to stay upright without hanging on for dear life when...

Kidzone Ride-On Spinning Bumper Car

$164.96 Amazon »

Sit 'n Spin + Wheels + Penchant for Collision (or Poor Dexterity & Depth Perception) = Kidzone Ride-On Spinning Bumper Car! Kiddos ages 1-1/2 and up, get ready for the ride - and the twirl! And the impact! - of your life...

SpyX Light Hand - Glowing Fingers to Navigate the Dark

$19.99 Amazon »

I'm not sure "light hand" would be the first superpower I'd pick, but if the gods or, like, the ghost of Thomas Edision, were offering, I sure wouldn't turn it down. No more nightlights or mini flashlights bulking up...

Construction Site Plate & Utensils

Sold Out Amazon »

Here comes the loader spoon! Chock full of Cheerios and ready to make a dump into the bottomless pit that is this dude's belly! And then the forklift is gonna roll over to the breakfast construction site and raise up...

National Geographic Break Open Geodes Kit

$29.99 Amazon »

Do you trust your child with a hammer and a pile of rocks? ... How about your husband, ladies? The National Geographic Break Open Geodes Kit comes with 10 fat stones packed with chewy centers made of a variety of different...

Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course for Kids

$99.99 Amazon »

If my mama had installed a Ninja Warrior obstacle course in our backyard when I was a kid, she could have saved herself a lot of the yelling and arguments that ensued when she told me to get off the Nintendo and go play...

Scientific Explorer Disgusting Science Kit

$14.96 Amazon »

Seems like a pretty good time to, as Scientific Explorer's Disgusting Science Kit puts it, "Educate your child on what actually grows on their own body." You know, bacteria. Mold. Coronaviruses that are going to kill...

MudWatt STEM Kit - Grow Your Own Living Fuel Cell

$39.99 Amazon »

Electricity from mud. That's the game, or rather, the challenge your kiddos will get from a MudWatt STEM Kit. The kit comes with all the groundwork for building a living fuel cell, and all you'll need to add to start...

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Experience Bounce House

$9,495 Magic Jump »

I see the Star Wars Millennium Falcon Experience bounce house, and so many ideas come to mind. Who needs a piece de resistance for their kid's Star Wars-themed birthday party? Who needs the ultimate accessory for their...

UBTECH Mythical Series: Unicornbot Kit

$74.99 Amazon »

While UBTECH appears to be marketing their Mythical Series: Unicornbot Kit to young lady STEM enthusiasts, I happen to know a not-so-young...OK, young-at-heart lady named She-Ra: Princess of Power who might like this...

Kano Star Wars The Force Coding Kit

$15.68 Amazon »

Does The Force live inside your young Jedis? With the Kano Star Wars The Force Coding Kit, you'll be able to test their dedication midi-chlorian count, or at least their attention span and skills for coding, as they build...