Anatomy Apron with Removable Organs
This Anatomy Apron and its removable organs is intended for teachers to use in the classroom (or, uh, the Zoomroom) to help kids learn about human anatomy. And I think that's a pretty good idea.
But I also think the Anatomy Apron with removable organs would be a good thing for anyone, teacher or not, to wear out in public when they want other people to stay away from them. I myself have gotten kind of used to this social distancing thing. Being able to stand in line without a rando breathing on me, or yapping at his friend / phone in my ear. Not having to make small talk, or even say hello to strangers. Not seeming rude when I see someone coming towards me on the sidewalk and cross the street to stay the hey away from them. I feel like these COVID protocols that I actually enjoy will be coming to an end as soon as public mask orders do.
But wearing an Anatomy Apron, covered in colorful stuffed organs, most notably a red bladder bullseye, well. That could generate my very own social distancing sphere even better than a global pandemic.
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