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Zombie Jesus Pendants

By: on March 20, 2012
Zombie Jesus Pendant

Say hello to Zombie Jesus, replete with putrefying flesh, and oozy bloody matter. This Easter, you may want to think twice before taking communion. Etsy vendor ChewsBrains (awesome, right?) hand carves the Lord's face, teeth, and neck, and then lovingly hand paints them with acrylic to achieve the daintily morbid masterpiece that will render your bosom even more captivating than it already is. Get ready to be the perpetual target of prolonged stares, infatuated leers, and a string or two of drool.

Being custom forged, each Zombie Jesus pendant varies slightly in its contusions, festering wounds, and blood trickles. However, all Christ mugs are matte sealed, with blood and gore gloss sealed for maximal slippery-looking visuals. Dimensions are approximately 3.5" tall x 2" wide, and all pendants include a 16" to 18" ribbon or ball chain necklace, per buyer request. The ChewsBrains gothic gift wrap is provided free of charge.

Purchase Details: $60
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