In Case Of Cabinets

By: on September 28, 2014
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In case of a zombie, vampire, werewolf, or demon emergency take this tiny sledgehammer, break the glass, and prepare to fight for your life. Or run like a girl while tossing Holy Water over your shoulder. In Case Of cabinets are decorative combat kits for worst case supernatural scenarios.

Made by two childhood friends and sci-fi fanatics, In Case of cabinets come equipped with themed, albeit non-functional gear for slaying zombies, vampires, werewolves, and demons. One element of the In Case Of cabinets that is not a replica for display only, however, is the small hammer installed on their sides. It, plus an emphatic blow, is your primary means of opening the completely sealed kits, which the In Case Of dudes note "will excessively damage the cabinet and the ornaments therein." In other words, no matter how real the 12-gauge short barrel shotgun in the Zombie Outbreak cabinet or HP-IA musket in the werewolf thwarter looks, don't get drunk and try to role play or shoot pigeons with them unless you want to destroy your $200 purchase.

The Zombie Outbreak emergency cabinet includes:

  • 12 gauge short barrel shotgun
  • Hunting knife with belt sheath
  • Hand grenade
  • Zombie outbreak field handbook
  • 10 x shot gun shells box
  • 4 x shot gun shells on leather belt holder
  • Emergency hammer

The Vampire Outbreak emergency cabinet includes:

  • 2 x vampire stakes
  • Heavy duty stake hammer
  • Large metal cross
  • Holy water container
  • 3 x garlic heads
  • Vampire survival guide
  • Small protective cross

The Werewolves (Lycanthrope) emergency cabinet includes:

  • Navy caplock musket equipped with silver bayonet
  • 6 x silver bullets on stand
  • Black powder flask
  • Pouch containing silver bullets, wadding and percussion caps
  • Werewolf handbook

The Exorcism emergency cabinet includes:

  • Large cross
  • Blessed protective cross
  • Holy water container
  • Bible
  • Stole
  • Sacred scroll of abolishment
  • 10' of constraining rope
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