Jewelry

3D Animal Earrings

$13.99 from Etsy »

Are these 3D animal earrings - 3D in both style and printing - not the most adorable skin skewers you've ever seen? From the cat that looks pissed to be stuck hanging from a lobe, to the narwhal who's wondering why he...

Sword Earrings

$13.99 - $18.99 from Etsy »

Not only does Stark Contrasts make 3D-printed Sword Earrings, Stark Contrasts makes 3D-printed She-Ra: Princess of Power Sword Earrings! Holy Etheria, Swift Wind, I thought I'd hit the jackpot with Astrosex, but Sword...

Dune Futuristic Rings

$62.40 - $94.40 from Etsy »

There are some cooooool cats over at Substance Jewelry making these Dune Futuristic Rings - and really all the rings available in the designers' Etsy shop. Each of the Dune Ring listings kicks off with a quote from Frank...

Good After Nine Animal Rings

$54 - $163.50 from Etsy »

Didn't get that hippopotamus for Christmas? How about a Happy Hippo Ring instead? Those denied cats, dogs, snakes, cockatoos, koalas, and frog princes, Good After Nine has its finger on the pulse of your disappointment...

Personalized Glowing Life Bar Pin

$30 from Etsy »

Let everyone know how you're faring this year with a Personalized Glowing Life Bar Pin. The horizontal health meters charge up in sunlight, and then glow neon green in the dark at your choice of Full Life, Mostly Alive...

18K Gold & Diamond Pave Skull Ring

$2,999 from Etsy »

His name is Rrrico. Rrrico Pave. This sold 18K gold and diamond pave skull ring sees 2.9 carats of ethically sourced South African diamonds embedded flush and showy in a human-style skull made in your choice of hollow...

Musch Musch Designs - Your Privates on a Pendant (NSFW)

$67 - $80 from Musch Musch »

And if you're not into your privates on a pendant, Musch Musch will also hand make (hand job?) photos of your very own penis, vagina, boobies, or butthole into a bracelet, a mug, or, for the ultimate dick pic, a 3D piece...

Tiffany & Co. Advent Calendar

$112k from Tiffany & Co. »

Your woman sure as shiny baubles won't be singin' out to Santa Baby this year if her Dude Baby gets her one of Tiffany & Co.'s Advent Calendars. Twenty-four days of diamonds and drop earrings, platinum and pendants, and...

Manly Bands Nylon & Carbon Monomer Wedding Bands

The story of Manly Bands wedding bands starts with a proposal and ends with a couple taking two sets of vows: one to each other; and the other to people like themselves who are "horrified" with their experience of shopping...

The Voltage Ring

$92 - $125 from Kickstarter »

The alluring glow of the Voltage Ring might look familiar to Dude readers, reminding you of these luminescent forged carbon fiber rings from Carbon6. And indeed, John Paul Easley of Carbon6 had a hand in their creation...

Shark Learns to Fly Necklace

$56 from Etsy »

The Shark Learns to Fly Necklace isn't artist Teresa Chadwick's first time at the Whimsical Clay Rodeo. I first saw her Etsy shop, Curious Burrow, about 6 years ago when she won me over with her Sloth Rings. I hadn't...

Vesper Vibrator Necklace

$69 - $150 from Uncommon Goods »

Oooh, the Vesper Vibrator Necklace also comes in a 24K gold version in case you're still compiling your adults only Easter basket, or need a gift for Mother's Day...

Wallis Reid Men's Wedding Bands

$695 - $1,695 from Wallis Reid »

Wallis Reid's line of men's wedding bands and engagement rings are stunners in 18K gold, oxidized sterling silver, and raw diamonds. Dark without going goth, wild without looking messy, if you're a dude into statement...

Alien Abduction UFO Earring

$830 from Etsy »

Sofia Ajram calls this the "Tender Abduction UFO Earring." As in, some poor soul is getting abducted by an alien UFO that landed in your earlobe, but the delicate little ship is going to do it tenderly...

Handmade Chainmail Bracelets

$25 - $40 from Chainmail Creations »

Chainmail Creations invites you to share some medieval style with your loved ones - or the other fanatics at the Renaissance Faire - this holiday season with their collection of handmade chainmail bracelets. Bracelets...

Defender Rings - Stylish Self-Defense Rings for Women

While pretty in their pearl and flower styles, Defender Rings carry a deeper purpose under their surface. Figuratively and literally. The self defense rings for women have baubles on top that unscrew to reveal a sharp...

MecArmy Titanium Tactical Ring with Tritium Glow Bars

$55.90 - $69.90 from MecArmy »

MecArmy has made a formidable Titanium Tactical Ring for dudes. In addition to its industrial, and sort of intimidating, design, the ring make the perfect gift for a man who enjoys the intense glow of tritium, the satisfying...

Solid Gold Three Skull Ring with Diamond Eyes

$9,599 from Etsy »

Three Wolf Moon, meet Three Skull Diamond Eyes. This ring from DeMer Jewelry might not be your next solid gold meme, but if you've got the money and the gothic sensibilities, it could be your next solid gold piece of...

Sterling Silver Full Finger Ring

$175 - $185 from Etsy »

The Silver Digit. Excellent. I am one sterling full finger ring away from a new alter ego. I'll look like a cross between the Phantom of the Opera and Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget. But use my powers only for good, of...

Revolver Ring

$3,900 from Etsy »

I wonder if Outshine Designs got the idea for their Revolver Ring from Looney Tunes or one of those superhero movies where some poor sap tries to point a gun at the wrong Super Strong Man, and he takes it and bends it...

Death Star Engagement Ring

$450 - $1,200 from Etsy »

Ah, an engagement ring symbolic of your move to the Dark Side. Married. The Death Star engagement ring from Alien Forms Jewelry is far from the first Star Wars jewelry we've seen, but I think using an evil, death-dealing...

Screw U Jewelry

$10 - $257 from Etsy »

Here's a big Screw U for the scorned, the heartbroken, and the Anti-Valentine's Day-ers. Calm down now, it's for you, not to you. Don one of Screw U Jewelry's bent screw rings, necklaces, or pair of earrings so you can...

Where It Happened Map Jewelry

$125 - $1,995 from A. Jaffe »

The Maps jewelry collection from A. Jaffe could make your Valentine feel very, very special. Select any address in the world - the place you met, went on vacation, got engaged, ate the best tacos of your life - and A...

Beardaments - Beard Ornaments

$9.99 from Amazon »

If Santa approved of beard ornaments I think he would have invented Beardaments - or at least worn some - himself. Unless he's just leaving Beardaments to those they can really benefit. To all the lumberjacks and hipsters...