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Chewbacca Journal

By: on September 26, 2017
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The Chewbacca Journal presents, Wookiee Deep Thoughts: Waag ahyeg ha. Wua ga ma uma ahuma ooma. RRRrrruurgh! Arrggg! Translation: The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you are swimming and when you are angry.

(OK, fine. According to Star Wars Fandom, the actual translation is, I can't reach that. I think my arm has been pulled out of the socket. I am not happy about this situation.)

Bound in fur and a stamped with a bandolier, this Chewbacca Journal should go over well as both a practical and geek-out-worthy Star Wars gift for any fan. It appears to be either a direct import from Germany, or a direct import from Kashyyyk whose Shyriiwook got lost in Google Translation. Good news if you speak German, or aren't too lazy to run the description through an English translator.

I'm neither. But I think the notebook is self-explanatory. Abstract Chewbacca on the outside, Chewbacca headshots on the inside covers and leaves, unlined what paper with the "Star Wars" logo printed at outside corners throughout. The Chewbacca Journal has 240 white Seitens, which probably means pages. But I guess it could mean evil demons too.

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