GoodHead Flavored Gel

$10 from Amazon »

I read the following comment about GoodHead's Cinnamon-flavored lubricant / pleasure enhancer for the administrator of oral sex: "It's like chewing Big Red and sucking...the best damn lube period!" Unfortunately, there...

ThermalTech Solar-Powered Jackets

$139 - $189 from ThermalTech »

If the sun can power our chargers and flashlights, why not our winter coats and jackets? We've already been using batteries and electrical cords to help us stay warm in frigid temperatures for years. I remember my mama...

99 Bottles of Beer Scratch-Off Chart

Who cares where you've been, it's what you drank while you were there that counts. Pop Chart Lab has made some mighty fine inforgraphics over the years (The Mapper of Every Rapper was previously my personal favorite)...

Electric Shoe & Boot Dryer & Warmer

$15.99 - $19.99 from Amazon »

He may not get as much press as Dr. Love, but at this time of year you might find an appointment with Dr. Dry just as valuable. His electric inserts slip into cold, wet shoes and boots, using a built-in PTC heater to...

HyperChiller Iced Coffee Maker

Sold Out from Amazon »

If you can hold your horses and swirl your wrist for 60 seconds or so, pure, refreshing iced coffee to start the day, or keep you chugging along through it, is yours. HyperChiller cools fresh hot coffee into fresh iced...

LithiumCard Wallet Battery with Smartphone Charger

Wallets' job description just keeps on growing. What used to be no more than a suitcase for cash and condoms has now been tasked with carrying everything from credit and fro yo frequent patron cards to custom-fitted knives...

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BOLT Lightning-Thwarting Tent

Before I continue, and before the angry emails start rolling in, let me be clear: the BOLT shelter is still in R&D stages. Product / industrial design student Kama Jania developed it for an academic project, and while...

HEAT-WAVE Hot Stone Massage Tool

$89.80 from Amazon »

Valentine's Day Idea: get a hot stone to give your chosen one an even hotter massage. The SYNERGY STONE HEAT-WAVE (their choice to yell, not mine) is a curvy muscle roller that heats in 60 seconds in the microwave, and...

Drop Stop - Car Seat Gap Filler

$25 from Amazon »

Sometimes crack kills. Other times it sucks your phone, coins, parking validations, and Boom Chicka Popcorn into the black hole that is the space underneath your seat. At best, it forces blind digging and awkward arm...

Air Bonsai Floating Tree

$200 - $230 from Hoshinchu »

If you take a look at this floating bonsai tree, it should be pretty clear what it is: a floating bonsai tree. We've even seen enough floating things around here to know that the Air Bonsai is able to levitate (and spin...

Phantom Mini Vaporizer

$54.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

"Vape" made Lake Superior State's 41st Annual List of Banished Words--terms and phrases that ran rampant in 2015, and that they deem overused, irritating, or just plain stupid. The voting panel wishes these words would...

Slow Joe Zombie Mug

No, you are not seeing a hideously realistic zombie on the face of this mug just because you haven't had your coffee yet today. The zombie is real. Well, as real as Turkey Merck Pottery can make him with stoneware, ceramic...

The Movie Book (Big Ideas Simply Explained)

$17 from Amazon »

Apparently, DK writes a whole series of books on Big Ideas Simply Explained, but The Movie Book is by far the most interesting. The others are about boring things like Shakespeare, philosophy, and...ugh...politics. The...

Crock-Pot Entertaining System

$32 - $55.79 from Amazon »

What a crock of sh...azam! Piping-all-night dips, steaming appetizers, even hot roasts in waiting. Crock-Pot has always made cooking for the Super Bowl easier, and now I see they've heightened hosting efforts too with...

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The Rotisserie Barrel

Giveaway: The Rotisserie Barrel

Juicy chicken. Succulent roast pork. Crusted lamb dripping with lambiness. All in as little as 30 minutes, and with just as little effort from you. Click here and enter to win The Rotisserie Barrel, a charcoal fired rotisserie...

ALFI Wood-Burning Hot Tub

$2,999 - $3,890 from Amazon »

Not only does ALFI's Fire Hot Tub look like a slice of a cartoon spaceship, but its "engine" is a wood-burning fire pit. No electricity, generators, plugs, or drain connections required....

Bevometer Counting Koozie

$10.99 from Amazon »

I'm not sure if the Bevometer is a really good thing because it will let you know this is actually your 8th IPA when you think it's just your 4th, or a really bad thing because it will encourage you to go for the 9th...

Swear Word Adult Coloring Book (NSFW)

$16.99 from Amazon »

Adult coloring books are getting to be nearly as popular as Xanax for promoting relaxation and managing stress. Pair filling in the intricate line drawings with a few puffs of your favorite herbal refreshment, and you...

Mr. Heater Portable Propane Heater

$81.26 from Amazon »

Snowed in, power out, and frikkin' freezing. Not a good combination. Mr. Heater's Portable Buddy can't solve all of your problems, but it does get very high reviews for making the last one a lot more bearable. The propane-driven...

FLYTE Levitating Light

$349 from FLYTE »

The levitating FLYTE light is Edison meets...Houdini?...Superman?...Jesus? This Swedish creation consists of an energy-efficient LED bulb that both floats over its magnetic base and rotates slowly in the air for some...

Doggie Bungee Toy

$21.48 from Amazon »

For me, playing with dogs is like playing with kids: I'm good for about 7 minutes before I need a nap. Particularly when they have boundless energy for tugging or saddling you up like a horse and riding around on your...

Huntly's Paper Warplanes

$15 - $18 from Huntly's »

Huntly began making paper airplanes as a wee boy in the 1930s, and went on to build the real thing for Lockheed Aircraft Co. during WWII. After the war he flew light aircraft and worked in advertising for the aerospace...

Penis Tuxedo

$29.95 from LELO »

How long has it been since someone said your penis looks "dapper?" For me, the answer is an emphatic "too long." The same goes for "snazzy," "handsome," and "just like Jon Hamm." I can only hope LELO's new TUX, a penis...

Fizzics Beer System - Draft Taste from a Can

$164.99 from Amazon »

The Fizzics Beer System promises fresh draft taste from any store-bought can or bottle. On boy, I can hardly wait to find out what it's going to do to my already precious BLLs. According to its makers, "The Fizzics System...

Cityscape Rings

$69 - $1,359 from Etsy »

Take your lady on a trip to Paris this year. Or maybe Stockholm. Edinburgh. New York. I hear Charleston is nice. Or if leaving town isn't in the budget, bring the great cities of the world to her...finger. Ola Shekhtman...

Bubble Hockey Table

$3,299.99 from Amazon »

Oh boy, the rec room is about to get wrecked. Super Chexx made this Bubble Hockey Table specifically for the home, with coin-free operation and a dome covering the playfield that they describe as "indestructible." A bold...

ODiN Air Mouse

$49.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The Celluon Virtual Keyboard gets a mouse playmate. A Norse god of war mouse playmate. The ODiN Air Mouse projects a hi-res 8cm x 8cm box onto the area where you would normally place your boring tangible mouse so you...

Moon Cheese

$8.01 - $48.60 from Amazon »

Moon Cheese is for people who want to eat snacks that are low-carb and gluten-free, and also for people who want to eat snacks that are effing delicious. How do I describe it? Imagine eating Cheetos built entirely from...

Peanut Butter & Jam Old Fashioned

$56.59 from Firebox.com »

PB&J has grown up. Now it's the perfect companion for the dude who just wants to relax with a sophisticated adult beverage...but doesn't want to stray too far from his favorite squishy, sticky, nummy childhood sammich....

KeyCatch Super Strong Light Switch Magnets

$12.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

I've considered installing a small ledge next to the light switch by my door to preclude the exact problem KeyCatch solves in a much simpler, less conspicuous, and way less work for lazy me way: losing my keys. These...

monkii bars Portable Body Weight Gym

$149 from Amazon »

In the vein of the TRX home gym, monkii bars strive to the most portable and versatile piece of fitness equipment you own. With the thought being that if you always have your equipment with you, and hundreds of different...

Colt S.P.E.A.R. Tactical Arrowheads

$19.99 from Amazon »

This Bug Out Bag especiale from Colt includes 5 of the company's S.P.E.A.R. Tactical Arrowheads. Each piece is black coated 8Cr13MoV stainless steel and includes a double punch of lanyard / lashing holes. Arrowheads include...

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle

$28.59 from Firebox.com »

You've already lit the fire that melted Toht's face off. Now get ready to s'mores up the Ghostbusters' biggest bad guy. Set a match to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle at the top of his head, and watch him roast and...

AMPY MOVE Wearable USB Motion Charger

Sold Out from Amazon »

Still sticking to those New Year's Resolutions to hit the gym 5 days a week or train for a half marathon? AMPY MOVE might not be the kind of dangling carrot that rewards you with a trip to Hawaii or a new car for achieving...

Martian Notifier Smartwatch

$35.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

It's a deal that's out of this world. Get the Martian Notifier Smartwatch for 72% off retail value from Dude Exclusives. Sure, the Martian isn't the newest wearable on the market, but in a way that's even better because...

Solid Chocolate Revolver

Sold Out from Amazon »

Why pack heat when you can pack sweets? (Plus a few pounds onto your butt and gut.) This revolver from Chocolate Weapons is an exact, full-size replica molded from almost a pound of solid milk chocolate. It comes in a...

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LELO TIANI 24K Couple's Massager

Giveaway: LELO TIANI 24K Couple's Massager

By: LELO »

DUDE READER BONUS: The LELO TIANI 24K Couple's Massager giveaway entry period may be over, but you still have a chance to score! Enter the coupon code DUDEIWANTTHAT at LELO checkout and save an additional 20% on your...

Console Vaults

$279 - $289 from Amazon »

You're 10 minutes away from 12-gauge cold rolled plate steel. Console Vault makes truck / SUV console safes that slide in and secure to factory console bolts in an easy 10 minutes. Welded tab and notch seams, a 3-point...

Wooden Boat Bathtub

Rub-a-dub-dub, I want a wooden boat bathtub. Even more than I want a Hot Tub Tug Boat. Because while the latter may be slightly cooler and more likely to help me win friends and influence people, Unique Wood Design's...

Batman v. Superman Rock Em Sock Em Robots

$19.97 from Amazon »

I don't know why these two kids can't just get along. Buuuuut...since they can't...let's help them beat the crap out of each other. Some enterprising entity has created a duo of Rock Em Sock Em Robots to complement the...

Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo & Duo (NSFW)

$99 - $139 from DudeIWantThat.com »

It's not that obvious what a Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo or Duo is just by looking at it. Could be some sort of silicone heat-resistant pot-holder and meat-grabber something for the kitchen. But it's called a Hot Octopuss...

Oak Murphy Door

$1,499 from Amazon »

Business in the front, party in the back. Tuck away your bordello or other flavor of bachelor fun house behind this fine, sophisticated Murphy Door. The 4' hinged system keeps it classy, plus gives you some extra shelving...

Doomsday Pendant Lamp

$69.99 from IKEA »

Is it a spaceship spilling out superlaser light that will vaporize us all, or is it our planet itself, heating up at its core, splitting at the seams, and beginning its explosion outward into great ball of flame and fury?...

Mediflow Waterbase Pillow

$68.80 from Amazon »

All the Goldilockses of the world who are finicky about too big, too small, too puffy, and too flat, Mediflow has created a pillow they believe will always be your Just Right. The Waterbase Pillow combines a 5" top layer...

Sansaire Steak Aging Sauce

$24.99 from Amazon »

If you've got a Crock-Pot or a fancy foodie sous vide cooker, Sansaire says their Steak Aging Sauce will infuse your meat with "the complex flavor of dry aging" in no more than the amount of time it takes you to cook...

RoguePak Reusable & Recylabe Reservoirs

$19.96 - $23.95 from Amazon »

Water bladders like the ones in Platypus or CamelBak packs are actually pretty great if you're into endurance-based activities. Hiking. Long bike rides. Binge watching Full House in anticipation of the Fuller House premiere....

2-Person Black Jacuzzi

$2,995 from Amazon »

I bet my girlfriend will be my Valentine if I get this sick black jacuzzi bathtub. In fact, I bet all of my girlfriend's girlfriends will also be my Valentine if I get it. Six adjustable massage jets. Eight powerful back...

The UFO Cabin

$580 - $680 from Treehotel »

You've got 10 days to get to Sweden if you want to watch The X-Files 2016 premiere in this UFO Cabin. You might want to bring a flatscreen and a satellite too, since this Treehotel accommodation is all about disconnecting...