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T-Rex Skull Shower Head

$20 from Etsy »

He may be dead and decomposed, but that doesn't mean T-Rex isn't still capable of spewing the stink off you. Roman Mirskiy creates his T-Rex Skull Shower Heads on a 3D printer. They're all made from high-quality ABS plastic...

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Darth Vader Engagement Ring

$390 - $2,995 from Sapphire Studios »

Marry me and come to the Dark Side! Come on, ladies, even in you're not into Darth Vader or Star Wars, you gotta indulge any man who presents you with a Vader helmet engagement ring. If for no other reason than the license...

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Toe Separator Socks for Alignment & Relief

$6.99 from Amazon »

Mmm, spread those sexy toes wide! Not just for my benefit, but for your own. Whether you're into yoga, promoting blood circulation and relieving foot pain after a workout, or slowing down the growth of your bunion, the...

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Radius Garden Root Slayer Shovel

$49.99 from Amazon »

Root Slayer. For hacking off and digging up those stubborn roots in the backyard. I think my girlfriend has some hair dye called Root Slayer too. It serves a slightly different function than the shovel you see here. Both...

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Maglev Floating Globe

$39.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

They say you should keep the Maglev world away from USB keys, media players, and computers. I'd say the same goes for many, many...many people in the real world. In the Maglev's case, the desktop-display-ready globe achieves...

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Modpools - Shipping Container Swimming Pools

$26,900 from Modpools »

Rather the seal him inside a shipping container bound for Abu Dhabi, why not fill that shipping container with water and let Odie dog paddle around inside it with you this summer? Dig up a big hole in your backyard, and...

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Iron Dinosaur Toilet Paper Holder

$23.95 from Amazon »

Got some Charmin t.p. or some Bounty p.t.'s you need held up long and proud? The Iron Dinosaur is at your service. Suitable for holding 2 ultra-plush double rolls of toilet paper or 1 super-absorbent cylinder of paper...

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Trojan Hidden Dining Set

$1,595 from Expand Furniture »

Lift up the Trojan console's skirt and find--surprise!--4 baby Trojan chairs. All ready to pop out at a speed inversely proportional to April the giraffe's calf, and set up alongside the expandable table's foldout leaves...

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CLR CFF Clear Coffee

$7.50 - $19 from CLR CFF »

For some coffee clears the mind, but for none does coffee clear the teeth. CLR CFF, perhaps inspired by 1992 and Pepsi's other face-palm moment, and certainly in an effort to pump your body with the physical effects of...

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The Revival Tire Belt

$25 - $30 from Revival Outlet »

Tires. You know them from the road where they help you tear it up. And the gym where they help you beef it up. Now Revival Outlet would like you to meet tires for your pants. Tires that will help you hold it up. Made...

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KAVU Chillba Hat

$31.50 - $44.95 from Amazon »

A KAVU Chillba Hat, some KEEN UNEEK Sandals, and an unwavering commitment to bringing the whole team--even the kids who just stand around at midfield and barely break a sweat--orange slices for after their soccer games...

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Pro-Pointer Waterproof Metal Detector

$127.44 from Amazon »

Frisbee? Volleyball? Flexing? Pssshhh! If you really want to impress the ladies on the beach this summer, find them a precious metal nugget from the ocean with Garrett's Pro Pointer AT Metal Detector. The underwater treasure...

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The Crook-Catcher Deluxe Thief Detection Kit

$40.58 from Amazon »

Stapler, sodie, and steak sandwich stealers of my office (and the world!) beware. You have been marked. And I promise, with my keen detective skills and 9-LED UV flashlight, I. Will. Find you....

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Inflatable Floating Water Walkway

$179.99 from Amazon »

BYOB-squared. That's build your own barge, and then bring your own booze with this inflatable Floating Water Walkway from World of Watersports. The 6' x 10' rafts provide a firm walking(-on-water) surface when firmly...

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Kurgo Mud Dog Travel Shower

$11.69 from Amazon »

But, but, my whole purpose in life is to roll in mud, and then on your couch! Kurgo's Mud Dog Travel Shower aims to put a wrench in your dog's plan to bring his nice & dirty self home from the park or hike as is, and...

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Atari Flashback Portable

$51.95 from Amazon »

The Atari Flashback portable console is indeed here to console. The handheld 2600 will give a there, there pat on the back to everyone who didn't get an NES Classic before Nintendo announced they're discontinuing them...

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Beginner Wood Carving Kit

$29.95 from Amazon »

Who wants a whittle hobby to have a whittle fun with this summer? Chillin' on the back patio or at the lake carving a birdie with your hook knife and chiseling blades. This beginner's kit is suitable for ages 14 and up...

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Detu Twin 360-Degree Camera

$209 from Detu »

Real-time stream your first time skydiving straight into your mama's VR headset with the Detu Twin, a 3K, 360-degree camera small enough for your pocket, and crafty enough to broadcast directly to the web in a single...

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CinvStop Nausea Zapper

Now the CinvStop is a wearable I might actually wear. Because while I don't give a 5K about how many steps I've walked or the number or calories I burned playing Sir Match-a-Lot on my phone, I care very much about being...

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Neck Carriage Titanium Palm Cap Stick

$35.95 from Amazon »

Ti Rod Tactical's Titanium Palm Cap Stick might be the most strangely versatile piece of EDC you can hang around your neck. The 5" long x 0.44" in diameter piece is made of an aerospace grade 5 titanium rod, surrounded...

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Mousou Exposed Butt T-Shirt

I just...I can't...I...what the butt, Japan?! The Mousou Exposed Butt T-Shirt baffles me on so many levels. First, why is the butt positioned so that it's exploding out of the wearer's chest Alien-style? Why is it on...

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Jetfoiler Hydrofoil Electric Surfboard

I'm about to Jetfoiler your plans to learn to surf this summer, because Kai Concepts has stuck a hydrofoil under a surfboard and added an electric motor to create a wild-looking water toy and transporter that's probably...

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Monster Towel - World's Biggest Beach Towel

$89.95 from Amazon »

Why have a threesome when you can have a fivesome? The Monster Towel is the World's Orgy-est Beach Towel! Oh, uh, I mean, the World's Biggest Beach Towel! At least that's what the people who make the 10' x 10' Monster...

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Moon & Planet Lamps

$88.15 - $143.25 from Etsy »

Sleep under the light of the moon even on stormy nights, and enjoy the orange blaze of Jupiter without making futile attempts to go to Jupiter with one of these sweet spherical lamps from Pulsar Moonlight. Each is a unique...

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DeWalt Hammer Drill & Impact Driver Kit

$279.99 from DeWalt »

Who needs a hole DeWalt drilled? A screw DeWalt tightened? A...whoa, you need 60' of piping DeWalt anchored to your basement ceiling? That's gonna take hours. Better hire someone for that, ma'am....

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Barn Owl Pellets

$14.89 from Amazon »

Barn owl pellets are the results of barn owls wolfing down their food without chewing it enough. Just like I do. But unlike me, the owls do not have cast iron stomachs that can digest the fur and bones of the little rodents...

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TAC Force Double-Blade Folding Knife

$11.42 - $11.61 from Amazon »

TAC Force's Double-Blade Folding Knife is kind of like a Batarang. A Batarang for the outdoorsman who's battling fishing line and MRE packages instead of The Joker and his Henchmen. One hand can open this spring-assisted...

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Pelican Traveler Insulated Bottles

$29.99 - $59.98 from Amazon »

They're Pelican, so you know they're gonna keep your hot brews Brazilian-beach hot, and your cold drinks left-at-the-altar cold. The only question is: where were Pelican Bottles before now? The authority on rock solid...

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PassBack Football

$24.47 from Amazon »

The PassBack Football has a gift for all the sad sacks out there: a way to play catch when you have no friends. Throw this blunt-ended pigskin against a hard wall and it will come spiraling right back to you for endless...

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HK2 Covert Universal Handcuff Key

$12 from TIHK »

From TIHK: At this exact moment, literally anyone can hop onto Amazon and purchase a pair of working police-issue handcuffs, no pre-screening or background check necessary. Fortunately, a few clicks of your own can put...

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Landscape Kitchen Knife Set

$59.95 from Amazon »

According to Chef's Vision, "This is not a knife set. It's a piece of art." ... ... ... "However it's also a knife set." And there's your Deep Thought of the day*....

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The Undercover - Changing Room in a Backpack

$69 - $75 from The Undress »

The streakers, flashers, and proud displayers of crack of the world will probably take offense at The Undercover, but for the rest of us, a portable changing room that carries our change of, or changed-out-of, clothes...

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Levitating Bluetooth Orb Speaker

$105.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

This isn't the droid you're looking for. But it is a speaker that sort of looks like the droid you might be looking for. Set the Levitating Bluetooth Orb Speaker on its magnetic platform and connect it to the right...

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Inflat-A-Bull Pool Toy

$49 from Amazon »

Save a horse, ride a pool toy. The Inflat-A-Bull might be the most clever--and scariest; check out the photo-realistic print on that toro's face!--pool toy I've ever seen. And he's here to buck you right into summer 2017....

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Gorilla Gripper Panel Carrier

$79.99 from Amazon »

Tighter even than Harambe's hold on our hearts, the Gorilla Gripper clings hard to heavy sheet goods so one dude can carry them without risk of back or neck injury, or a raging splinter, when his friend Cornelius is too...

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Dino Bioluminescent Plankton Sphere

$49.95 from Biopop »

If you're too mature to display BioPop's Dino Pet on your desk...or just frustrated that your kids keep stealing it...here's a more sophisticated objet d'art containing the same glowing blue dinoflagellates. If you haven't...

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Solid Wood Soundwave Art Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Tom N. of Ellenton, FL, winner of the Solid Wood Soundwave Art. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways section for...

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Playable PONG Coffee Table

$990 - $1,290 from Table PONG Project »

The Atari PONG Table isn't the first example we've seen of an element of the gaming world transformed into a coffee table...that's still fully functional as an element in the gaming world. Remember this Nintendo controller...

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pureLYFT Energy Stir Sticks

$12.99 - $37.99 from Amazon »

A spinana-berry smoothie pureLYFT-ed up with a cuppa-coffee's worth of caffeine. My girlfriend said that would knock out my Sunday hangover. And, washed down with 6 strips of bacon and some biscuits & gravy, it pretty...

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Steel Roses

$63.69 from Etsy »

It's cold as balls in Findland, so metalsmith Anssi Routavirta gave up on trying to give his wife roses from the florist, and set to making her the bouquet himself. From steel. His hand-forged results are all freestyle...

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The Original Egg-Bot - CNC Art Robot Kit

$199.95 from Amazon »

Get an Egg-Bot in time for Easter and dazzle family and friends with your precision-Sharpied eggs covered in ornate patterns, adorable chick and bunny faces, and the ultimate in egg hunters' prizes: a hard-boiled baby...

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Brocade Dinner & Smoking Jacket

$625 from Etsy »

Come on, Cousin Larry, don't be re-dikoolous, this is a niiiice jacket. I would wear it to my wedding. And I'd definitely wear it to your wedding. Machete 'N' Sons' Brocade Dinner & Smoking Jackets are part of their Decadence...

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G-BOOM Wireless Bluetooth Boombox

$84.99 from G-Project »

iLounge named G-Project's G-BOOM Bluetooth boombox "Speaker of the Year" in 2013, which I'm pretty sure is the audio equipment equivalent of Time giving Pope Francis Man of the Year. It's a pretty damn awesome and powerful...

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Forsvarets Hudsalva Swedish Military Balm

Sold Out from Amazon »

Yesterday I showed you Fatworks, tasty animal fat you can use to cook. Today I bring you Forsvarets Hudsalva, soothing vegetable fat you can use to fix up your lips chapped from drooling and smacking at the sight of duck...

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The Hippie Rebel Vaporizer

$109 from The Hippie »

A Hippie Rebel. Aren't those terms contradictory? Or are they redundant? Analogous? Synonyms for "unorthodox"? Synonyms for "douchebag"? So many people have so many different feelings about hippies and rebels. Which is...

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xHamster fifi - Sex Toy For Men (NSFW)

$29.95 from fifi »

Have you met fifi? Rubbed elbows one off with the discreet, no-mess male masturbator yet? If not, here's your chance to slip in on the action with fifi's new xHamster edition....

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Fatworks Animal Fat Cooking Oils

$16.95 - $22.35 from Amazon »

I don't know much, but I do know that I would like some duck fat french fries. Yes please, Baby Jesus! A coupla spiralized russets, a sturdy saucepan, a big, fat wad of Fatworks kettle-rendered quack fat, and I don't...

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Alaska Salmon Leather Wallets

$47 - $79 from Tidal Vision »

Think the tanned leather of Alaska Salmon Wallets retains that delightful, "oceanic" scent of where it came from? Oh boy, I hope so. No one will ever sit next to me on the bus, or get up in my personal space at a show...