Grifiti Big-Ass Bands

$8.98 - $17.98 from Amazon »

Big stretch. Big strength. Big colors. Grifiti makes it clear: go Big-Ass or go home. The company's Big-Ass Bands take the rubber band concept and then, uh, stretch it to fit so many more of your daily needs. The fat...

The Gentleman's Glassware Set

Nothing says "gentleman" like dripping wax and whiskey. The gentlemen at Manready Mercantile individually hand-dip each of their tumblers in black polymer to give your Bushmills on the rocks (or kale & beet smoothie)...

Life-Size RC R2-D2 Refrigerator

$8,240 from Otakumode »

You probably won't be so bummed to hear that this life-size remote control R2-D2 refrigerator is available only in Japan once you hear that Lucasfilm's Far East minions are charging over $8,000 for it. Oh, and the fridge's...

Grand Portico Mansion Playhouse

$11,160 from Amazon »

Who's your Daddy...Warbucks? Better call him if you want the Grand Portico playmansion erected in your back yard, Suzy Q, because this definition of a spoiled child is gonna cost a whole helluva lot more than the Barbie...

Grow Your Own Escargot Kit

$53.39 from Firebox.com »

Note: Converting them from snails to escargot is optional. You are welcome just to grow them and name them and keep them as snuggly (with a side of slime) pets. Otherwise: Attention kitchen magicians! If your bag of culinary...

Dakota Watch Company Knife Clip

$56.90 from Amazon »

More than a watch and more accessible than your phone, the Dakota Knife Clip is a multi-tool growing out of a carabiner providing latchable, fast contact with a clock, knife, scissors, LED microlight, and compass. The...

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F**k Me Perfume

$26 from Amazon »

In the words of the great Marcy Playground, "I smell sex and can-dy." Or is that sex and cran-ber-ries? With tonka mousse and a hint of Tuscan blood orange. From the perfumers and the sexologists who brought you Sure...

The Beast D Off-Road Scooter

$4,299 from Daymak »

Are we really at a point that we can call electric, solar-powered scooters The Beast? Daymak thinks so. Their line of (mostly) street-legal eBikes designed for off-road use all carry the formidable name. The Beast D...

BladeLight Folder LED Knife

$50.72 from Amazon »

When using a knife it's usually helpful to be able to see what you're doing. And since it's not always easy or practical to bring your knife to the light, SOG Specialty Knives and Tools has decided to bring the light...

WORX 56V Cordless Blower

$199.99 from Amazon »

While men tend to crave something that will blow all year long, come fall and winter that longing becomes particularly poignant. Leaves and snow, raking and shoveling, they're hard work begging to be turned into easy...

Dai Sensei Japanese Kitchen Knife

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Dai Sensei means "Grand Master" in Japanese, and that's presumably what this fusion of a Japanese blade and a French chef's knife will make the kitchen warrior who wields it. (Note: Knowing proper knife skills, such as...

Aura Clean Sonic Toothbrush & Cleaning Station

$199 from Amazon »

Your spaceship has arrived. It's carrying vodka and...a toothbrush? Aura Clean claims to be the world's cleanest toothbrush, otherworldly in both its cleansing and sanitation abilities. I don't know if that's hard or...

Extreme Ownership: How US Navy SEALs Lead & Win

$14.68 from Amazon »

Interesting how Extreme Ownership: How U.S. Navy SEALs Lead & Win has released in the midst of our farcical 2016 election race, and the general political circus that's set up shop in Washington. I bet authors Jocko Willink...

Outer Space Vodka

$5.99 - $29.99 from Outer Space Vodka »

What's scarier than this freak parade of masks on Halloween night? The head-splitting, toilet-hugging hangover we're all going to have Sunday morning. Especially with 1) Daylight Saving Time ending at 2 a.m., giving everyone...

Winbag Air Wedge Alignment Tool

$19.95 from Amazon »

The Winbag is an inflatable cushion and alignment tool designed to replace shims and wedges. Suitable for both home and professional use, the place-and-pump pillow assists with leveling and installing windows, doors...

Darth Vader Samurai Warrior Doll

$1,838 from Japan Trend Shop »

Darth Vader as a samurai warrior. Hmmm, a strange mixing of metaphors, but it still fits. Trade the lightsaber for a sword, swap out the E-3778Q-1 mobile life support system and cape for ancient Japanese mobile life support...

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Col. Littleton American Leather Bag

Giveaway: Col. Littleton American Leather Bag

Col. Littleton makes his bags rugged and ready to rumble from full-grain American hides. No preternatural coatings or glossy hipster aesthetics, just rich, hand-tanned craftsmanship that wears with its wearer, and matures...

Well Endowed Zentai Suit

$44.99 from Amazon »

I see your Little Green Man, and raise it one Huge Green Man. If you prefer Orange, Red, Yellow, Blue,, Purple, or Never-Go-Back Black, I have Zentai suits in all of those extra-tight, extra-long-schlong colors too. So...

Weed the Marijuana Leaf Mask

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Stoner culture meets stoner agriculture. Weed the Marijuana Leaf is a mask for Halloween, a mask for legalization rallies, and most of all, a mask to cover up your face when you're super high and need to hide it for...

Exploding Kittens Card Game - NSFW Edition

$19.99 from Amazon »

Unlike run-of-the-mill kitten explosions, Exploding Kittens: NSFW Edition contains content that is not suitable for your workplace or children. And even though no one seems to be saying it, I'm guessing a card game featuring...

Rothco Angle Head GI Flashlight

$12.49 from Amazon »

Sure you can light your path just as bright, for just as long, and hands-free with an LED headlamp, but...maybe you don't like wearing bulbous lights on your head. Maybe you like your illuminating glow emanating from...

The Dechoker

$149.96 from Dechoker »

Dude, the Dechoker might not be something you want (with 5 exclamation marks and a praying hands emoji!) per se, but it could be something you'll need one day, particularly if you've got children, or friends who behave...

Liquid Co. Essentialist Wallet

$64.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

In a blatant affront to their name, Liquid Co. has created the Essentialist, a solid, rock hard wallet. Well, more like aluminum grade 6061 than rock hard, but the card, cash, and key carrier is strong enough to protect...

Lekue Kabob Cooker

$19.95 from Amazon »

Skewer your meat, fish, and vegetables and load up the Lekue Kabob Cooker for steamed & speared dinner. I approve of everything about Lekue's microwavable Kabob cooker except the way they spell "kabob." I like "kebab."...

eora 3D - Smartphone-Powered 3D Scanner

$229 - $319 from eora 3D »

eora 3D says they've created the first 3D scanner that is as precise as it is affordable. And they might be right. eora 3D scans an array of physical objects and surfaces to sub-100 microns, with scans captured in full-color...

Fizzini Handheld Carbonated Soda Maker

$14.99 - $17.99 from Amazon »

If the Keurig Kold is on the "Wait, it costs how much?" end of your desire to drink homemade sodie, the thrifty kids at Hamilton Beach have a more reasonable (albeit more manually laborious) alternative. The Fizzini is...

Yoga Joes Army Men

$30 from Amazon »

Yoga Joes call themselves "a non-violent toy." Maybe that description makes you smile, in which case you can buy some army men doing yoga as a gift for your kids or to decorate your desktop. Or maybe that description...

Portable Travel Bars

$64.95 - $89.95 from Amazon »

It's not quite as nice as opening a briefcase filled with unmarked hundos, but unlocking one of these portable travel bars will still give you pretty good returns. A great gift for men, groomsmen, or the stripper who's...

Lumen Body-Heat-Operated Flashlight

$35 - $60 from Kickstarter »

Lumen creator Ross Zhuravskiy (call him "Rost") is my new favorite person. Watch his video, I think you'll see what I mean. Then check out his touch-operated flashlight powered entirely by its toucher's

Millennium Falcon Blueprint LED Lamp

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Have you been searching for the perfect blueprint light? Me too. And wow. This 16-color LED desk lamp went with the Millennium Falcon as its subject! I thought I was going to be stuck with, like, the White House or some...

Char-Broil Infrared Smoker, Roaster & Grill

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In New Orleans the holy trinity of cooking might be onion, bell pepper, and celery, but in Char-Broil's Big Easy the holy trinity of cooking is roasting, grilling, and smoking. Do them all with just one grill, and do...

Matte-Black Limited Edition SKEYE Nano Drone

$39.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

You've just barely seen the half-ounce SKEYE Nano Drone before. But now, with this limited edition matte black version of the miniature flying machine, you might never be able to see it at all. I wonder if the people...

Pelican Elite Vacationer Luggage

$485 - $545 from Amazon »

Pelican defines cold with their coolers, crushes it (by way of resisting all infiltration and impact!) with their crush-proof backpacks, and now armors your garments, gifts, and gear for their journey into the vortex...

Coldscreen Skin-Warming Lotion

$15 - $20 from Uthermic »

Rather than protect your skin from the sun UTHERMIC's Coldscreen harnesses energy from your own body heat to protect it from the harsh, bitter chill of winter air. This is terrific news for people who are cold all the...

Clip & Drain Strainer

$18.20 from Amazon »

Do you know what this life-changing specimen before you is?! Neither do I because I don't cook. It's not in my skill set. My girlfriend and my mama cook though. And surrounding myself with women who kill it in the kitchen...

Oak Bottle - Ultra-Fast Barrel Aging

$60 - $90 from Oak Bottle »

The Oak Bottle is barrel aging for people who are pressed for time, poor planners, or simply of the Veruca Salt persuasion: Daddy, I want a bottle of whiskey custom-infused with complex oak-aged flavors, and I want it...

Skeleton Dog with LED Eyes

$19.88 from Amazon »

Do your kids keep pestering you to get a dog? Then set up Bones here in their bedroom one night. And just as they settle in, as you've shut the door and headed back to the couch--flick!--on goes the timer controlling...

The Pint Canteen

Why The Pint? Because you're the outdoorsy, trekking-through-the-woods, fishing-in-the-streams, sleeping-under-the-stars type, and sometimes your hike / catch / little prayer before bed goes better with a long drink of...not...

Star Wars: Frames

$106.62 from Amazon »

Now that I've finally seen and peed my pants over a full-length teaser of what Episode VII: The Force Awakens has in store, I thought I would spend the rest of the night reflecting on the riveting brilliance of Episodes...

Keurig Kold Drinkmaker System

$202.03 from Amazon »

Oh. Boy. Fresh. Sodie. Coming home to a Keurig Kold crisp Coke made to order is like waking up at 11 a.m. on the morning Daylight Savings Time ends and finding out you can sleep for another hour and still make it to Chicken...

iPin Laser Pointer for iPhone

$42.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

It's a smartphone with a frickin' laser pointer. Not quite as visually stunning as the shark version, but probably way more practical. And slightly more professional looking for presentations. iPin mobile-powered laser...

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Inspired Designs Ferrofluid Set

Giveaway: Inspired Designs Ferrofluid Set

Ferrofluid represents the glorious union of science and beauty. Of visual art and tactile interaction. Of workplace boredom and sweet desktop toys. Click here and enter to win a set of 4 ferrofluid displays from Inspired...

100 Deadly Skills: The SEAL Operative's Guide

$12.34 from Amazon »

What you will learn from Clint Emerson's new book is 100 Deadly Skills: The SEAL Operative's Guide to Eluding Pursuers, Evading Capture, and Surviving Any Dangerous Situation. What you will not learn from Clint Emerson's...

Humans of New York: Stories

$18.88 from Amazon »

Brandon Stanton started his blog Humans of New York in the summer of 2010 in an effort to capture a "photographic census of New York City." The strange, the beautiful, the inspiring, the struggling. The people who say...

AtmosRX Dry Herb & Oil Vaporizer

$59.99 from AtmosRx »

It seems like vaporizers are heading towards fitness tracker levels of popularity. And just as the former have encouraged tons of people to work out and get in shape, here's hoping the latter convince them to smoke weed...

55" 1080p Curved Smart OLED TV

$1,797 from Amazon »

$2 grand can buy a lot of things. A nice vacation. A nice bike. 1,117.3 nice boxes of Kraft Mac 'n' Cheese. And now--at least for the time being--a 55" Curved Smart OLED TV from LG. Features of this concave now-competitor...

Dimmable LED String Lights

$39.99 from Amazon »

Let there be light! ... Ugh, no, that's too bright. Way too bright, Griswold. I'm still nursing a hangover from last night. Gimme the remote. Dim those down from Interrogation Room to Barry White on the Couch....

Hurricane Fog Machine

$33.99 from Amazon »

It's October, which means Halloween is coming, which means it's the one time of year you don't have to be re-enacting an 80s music video to use a fog machine in your home. (Not that re-enacting an 80s music video isn't...