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$99.99 from Amazon »

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TAXA TigerMoth Trailer

Pack away your winter blues in the TAXA TigerMoth adventure trailer's roof rack system, tongue-mounted toolbox, front cargo step, and roof cargo deck. Still cold, snowed-in, and melancholy? The camper has even more room...

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Pip-Boy: Deluxe Bluetooth Edition

$349.99 from ThinkGeek »

Die-hard Fallout fans, avid gamers, and gadget-giddy dudes in general, I present to you: a working Pip-Boy Model 3000 Mk IV replica. Also known as: your Sunday morning hard-on. Sure, you could call ThinkGeek's Deluxe...

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Channellock 8.88" Compact Rescue Tool

$26.81 from Amazon »

If you're familiar with Channellock's 89 Rescue Tool, the 87 here has come to prove you don't have to be tall and strapping to get the job done. At 2" shorter and 30% lighter than its counterpart, the 87 Rescue Tool equips...

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$110 from Amazon »

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JellyTank Jellyfish Aquarium

$150 - $175 from JellyTank »

If you've always wanted a sweet jellyfish aquarium, but had to concede that Beyonce was right when she kept telling you, "I don't think you're ready for this jelly," have a look at JellyTank. The forthcoming aquarium...

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M48 Cyclone Fixed Blade Knife

It's probably nowhere near the Jagdkommando knife in performance, but on the (very far) upshot, the M48 Cyclone fixed blade knife is also nowhere near the Jagdkommando in price....

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Trucker's Friend Survival Tool

$59.95 from DudeIWantThat.com »

I think it would be very uncomfortable to get axed in the head with this Trucker's Friend. I guess that's why they picked a zombie to take on the receiving end of the axing-someone-in-the-head demonstration. So no one...

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$24.99 from Amazon »

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AIR-INK: Ink Made from Air Pollution

$25 - $198 from Graviky Labs »

Think of AIR-INK as clean dirt. A series of markers and a vial of screen printing ink, the artist's tools are made from captured and purified air pollution particulate matter. In more visual terms, AIR-INK creators Graviky...

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Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

$9.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins are a speculative purchase. At printing they were available only for pre-order, so you're investing in the whimsical fun they'll bring to future BBQs, fried chicken dinners, and mondo Cheetos-eating...

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Kururin Japanese Desktop Toy

$12.99 from Kendama »

Tops, fidget spinners, and now the Japanese Kururin. Why is hand-eye coordination storming pop culture so hard right now? I have many gifts and endowments--huge ones!--but, as evidenced by my attempts to school my girlfriend...

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Floafers Foam Water Loafers

$40 from Floafers »

Hayes Brumbeloe created Floafers as a stylish alternative for everyone out there who begrudgingly wears uggo Crocs, Keens, Tevas, or water booties at the beach, pool, or wherever they don't want their "nice" shoes to...

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$13.97 from Amazon »

When they say, "Feng Shui," I bet they mean, "Ring It When You Get Laid." And I also bet a lot of us out there with roommates or coworkers who share online dating adventures could make some pretty good use out of a Ring...

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SelfieFeet

$12 - $25 from SelfieFeet »

Yogis, all those down dogs and forward folds are about to pay off in real life. SelfieFeet is a smartphone attachment for your shoe that pairs with a remote Bluetooth fob to turn your leg and foot into an ever-present...

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Pocket Samurai Titanium Keychain Knife

$29.99 from StatGear »

StatGear knows we can't all be samurais, but we can all carry a pocket knife. And if they shape their Tanto blades like katanas, put some Japanese characters on them, and call them Pocket Samurais, maybe sliding the titanium...

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$14.99 from Amazon »

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$37.76 - $45 from Amazon »

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Car Plug-In Air Purifier

$19.99 from RAWtronics »

One round of Taco Bell and my girlfriend won't set ass in my car for a week. The scent of Cheesy Double Beef Burrito lingers, the scent of Soft Taco Supreme lingers, the scent of what Cheesy Double Beef Burritos and Soft...

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DoubleFlex Black Total Body Portable Gym

$124 - $176 from OYO Fitness »

Like me, DoubleFlex Black creators, OYO Fitness, always wondered how NASA astronauts stay fit on the International Space Station. (No word on whether or not they also, like me, wondered how the astronauts vote and poop.)...

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Lamp Plants

$85 - $145 from Etsy »

Where the Red Fern Glows...you'll find Mariana Folberg's Lamp Plants. The artist behind Mar de Fe designs took inspiration from the rain forest to construct a thriving pot of green-lit leaves. Add one of the lamps to...

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$11.59 from Amazon »

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Dr. Dabber Aurora Vape Pen

$84.95 from Dr. Dabber »

The Dr. Dabber Aurora vaporizer will lure you in and make love to your mind with its pure. Herbal. Magnetism. Dr. Dabber wants to be the most user-friendly vape pen on the market, and its first play for the title comes...

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3D Video Game Shadow Boxes

$35 - $74.50 from Etsy »

Glitch Artwork goes 3D geeky with cut prints and foamboard in their series of video game shadow boxes. What's your 8-bit pleasure? From Street Figher to Super Mario Bros., Pac-Man to Mega Man, these hand crafted pieces...

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$21.50 from Amazon »

Dude. When I saw the name "Spray the Bitch Away" for this bottle of aromatherapy perfume I thought it was for men with mean wives and girlfriends, or crazy exes. I thought it would be the perfect Anti-Valentine's Day...

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Rorschach Mug

$24.95 from Rorschach Mugs »

From he who brought you these moving Rorschach Masks comes a similar morphing ink blot effect on a medium that doesn't require covering your face in a sock and looking like a dude people cross the street to avoid to make...

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$8.99 from Amazon »

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Swiss Army Pioneer Pocket Knife

$34.93 from Amazon »

You know what a Swiss Army Knife is. And if you don't, go ask your parents. It's an important conversation to have, and their place, not mine, to have it with you. Victorinox calls this simple, effective, lightweight...

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Legend of Zelda Proposal Chest

$180 from Etsy »

Hello, Link cosplayers, geeky romantics, and dudes interested in easing the reality of what a certain question means with a clever, creative, 8-bit way of popping it. Candace Phillips, through her shop AFK for Cosplay...

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$14 from Amazon »

Tap that, let it breathe heavy as you pour on the good stuff, and then stop it back up. Let it rest 'til next time. Guess that's how things work in the wine world too....

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Nomad 10" Multi-Layer Gel Memory Foam Mattress

$670 - $840 from Nomad Beds »

I wonder if Nomad gel mattresses come like gel hair products: soft and natural; medium hold; firm; or Dep. Ahhh, how I miss the 80s. Mostly just Koosh balls and Saved by the Bell. Thanks for the nostalgia, Nomad....

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Draper's Strength Pullup & Lifting Bands

$6.72 - $18.81 from Amazon »

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Fisher Bullet Space Pen

$16.45 - $24.76 from Amazon »

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The Muncher Titanium Multi-Utensil

$35 - $50 from Full Windsor »

Long day outside. Sun, sweat, and dirt on your skin. A rumbling in your gut. It's time. To munch. And if you're on Team Full Windsor, it's time to Muncher. The outdoor and cycle accessory brand recently crowdfunded their...

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$44.99 - $68.70 from Amazon »

When it's time to flip your omelette, Happycall says, Don't flip out, dude, flip over. Their nonstick Double Pans feature FDA-approved silicone seals to reduce smell, smoke and oil splatter during use. The symmetrical...

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Ayoba-Yo Biltong Beef Snacks

$8.99 - $16.99 from Ayoba-Yo »

Ayoba-Yo makes Biltong. And if saying so sounds like I'm speaking in a foreign tongue, it's because I a little bit am. Both "ayoba" and "Biltong" are words more commonly heard in South Africa. The former, at least as...

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$16.74 from Amazon »

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$43.03 from Amazon »

Despite its charcoal color--and composition--this is not a bad egg. It's a good egg, a great egg, that attacks all the bad smells in your fridge. Charcoal eggs, sold here in sets of 4, slip one at a time into your refrigerator's...

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Stowaway Tools

Klecker Knives adds to its arsenal of handiness, previously populated by the KLAX Multi-Tool Axe Head and kiddo how-to Trigger Knife Kit, with Stowaway Tools. The line of slip-in / slide-out implements pair best with...

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Couch Arm Table

$135 from Uncommon Goods »

Need more than a CouchCoaster? Need an entire flat tract of space mounted to the arm of your sofa for keeping drink, snack, remote, and phone all within finger's grasp? The Couch Arm Table volunteers to relieve you of...

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$67.48 - $77.55 from Amazon »

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SmoothTech|Pro Male Hair Removal System

$39.99 - $79.99 from SmoothTech|Pro »

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Giveaway: Nintendo Entertainment System: NES Classic Edition

Nintendo Entertainment System: NES Classic Edition Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Leo M. of Baird, TX, winner of the Nintendo Entertainment System: NES Classic Edition. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check...

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Plugies Magnetic Charging Cables

$27.99 from Plugies »

Yes, Plugies Magnetic Charging Cables make it a literal snap to connect and disconnect your microUSB or Lightning device to its power line. And yes, the tiny leave-in port adapter that makes Plugies so swell is also what...

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Dried Japanese Blowfish Fins

Fugu is what they call blowfish or pufferfish in Japan. It's also the name they use for the dish licensed chefs make from the adorable Dizzy Gillespie of the sea. And that's licensed not just as chefs, but specifically...

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Go F Yourself Condom Card

$9.99 - $12.99 from FunnyCondoms.com »

I can think of many people to whom I'd like to send a Go F Yourself card (complete with packaged condom for carrying out the act!) but one dude stands out like a glowing beacon bobbing amidst the sea of the rest. How...

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Le Loup Multi-Tool

$15.21 - $45.62 from N-Product »

Here's why I'm showing you yet another multi-tool: because one look at the Le Loup Multi-Tool reminds me that winter...is here. Which! Means that summer...is coming. And in 2017, summer brings the premiere of Game of...