DIY Cardboard Masks

$7.41 from Etsy »

If you've left costume planning for your Halloween, or Eyes Wide Shut, party to the 11th hour, Steve Wintercroft may have a downloadable solution for you. I say "may" because his nifty animal, skull, and humanoid masks...

Retro Nintendo iPhone 6 Cases

For every piece of new, cutting edge technology humans create they must also resurrect an equal and opposite piece of technology from the 80s for old time's sake. It's Newton's Third Law. So if you have, or plan to get...

TDU Rapid Assault Shirt

$56.48 - $90.57 from Amazon »

5.11's TDU shirt gets Rapid Assault designation because the company says it's the ultimate upper wear for tactical use and battle. A fast-drying, lightweight poly/cotton/spandex knit comprises the body's fabric to wick...

Popcorn Bowl with Kernel Sifter

While I'm pretty sure this would be the most expensive popcorn bowl--and maybe bowl period--you'd ever own, if you are a popcorn fiend, or a Sesame Street-style Popcorn Monster, you might like a $75 popped corn receptacle...

Ladobi Erotic Film Earphones

$30.69 from Firebox.com »

If you're going to spend a fine Wednesday evening listening to people F softly, screw gently, hump sweetly, ball discreetly, and then F'ing bone completely, wouldn't you prefer that they not sound like Jack Black scraping...

Game of Thrones Temporary Tattoos

$5 - $20 from Etsy »

No girl who applies one of Seventh Skin's Game of Thrones temporary tattoos better get mad at me for staring at her chest. The intricacy, the detail, and the artistry of these short-term odes to Houses Targaryen, Stark...

Leggage Foot Massaging Laptop Case

$79.99 from Leggage »

A laptop case for frequent travelers, the few inches of of tipi-ed bulk Leggage adds to its frame says it will elevate, massage, and assuage your restless feet and legs during miserable, interminable flights (i.e., all...

Gerber Downrange Tomahawk

$183.64 from Amazon »

"Ancient instrument of war." It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? So does "tomahawk" and "smashes through walls like Thor on a coke binge." Gerber's Downrange Tomahawk modernizes the traditional chopping and whacking...

Dartz Prombron Black Shark SpyKar

Almost more than I would recommend checking out Russian car maker Dartz's Prombron Black Shark--a vehicle they term the world's first real SpyKar--I would recommend checking out what Dartz head Leo Yankelovich has to...

The Grid Foam Roller

$22.95 - $50.61 from Amazon »

Who wants to apply some myofascial compression techniques to their tight, overwrought muscles? Second only to the hands of a 6' Swedish co-ed who's been milking cows since birth, the TriggerPoint GRID foam roller penetrates...

Magnetic Pint & Shot Glass Set

$29.99 from Brookstone »

A shot in the eye. A shot in the nose. A shot in the tooth. This is precisely why I don't do Irish Car Bombs...when I'm still sober...anymore. Or why I used to not. Drop Shots though, Drop Shots are about to make a giant...

V2 Pro Vaporizer

$89.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Smoking smoke-free. Getting high without the po smellin' what you're cookin'. It's a major advancement of our times, no doubt, but I'm still waiting for the day I can knock back a nightly 6-pack of German pilsners without...

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Shinbudo Weapons Japanese Bokken

Giveaway: Shinbudo Weapons Japanese Bokken

Bokken sweet! Not only does Dennis King of Shinbudo Weapons make all of these slick katana-style Japanese training tools by hand in his Oregon shop, but now he's giving one away to one lucky Dude reader! Click here and...

ShotGlass Rifle Shooting Glasses

$995 from TrackingPoint »

Last year TrackingPoint's smart rifle system, the PGF, got a lot of attention. It also got a lot of skepticism and just about as much heat as it packs. Now the Precision Guided Firearm is getting a little Google Glass-ish...

The One Ring Firepit

$500 from Etsy »

How do I plan to make it through the winter? Bohemian Alp Designs' Lord of the Rings One Ring firepit, many gallons of hot cider & whiskey, and a recording of Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" warped to sound like Gollum is...

uKeg Pressurized Growler

$99 - $129 from Growler Werks »

Stuff like the uKeg, a portable pressurized growler for tap-fresh beer on demand, always comes from Oregon. Those dudes love their microbrews. And they're mad scientific geniuses about flooding the industry with tasty...

Emoji Masks

$5 - $15 from Emoji Masks »

Only Emojis make it possible to text friends realistic piles of steaming poo, and only Emoji Masks make it acceptable to call them shitheads. Wearing one for costume parties gets two Thumbs Up and three Grin Emojis; wearing...

Gonex 18000 Lumen Flashlight

$78.98 from Amazon »

Know what 15 CREE XM-L T6 LEDs look like? When turned off: surprisingly, cells dividing in a petri dish. When turned on: less surprisingly, retinal damage. The Gonex 18000 lumen flashlight isn't abusing superlatives when...

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Drunk Stoned or Stupid

$20 from Kickstarter »

Usually the only people I credit for being clever, relevant, and hilarious are myself and sometimes Stephen Colbert, but the cards of party game Drunk Stoned or Stupid demonstrate there might be a few others out there...

HelSTAR Brake & Signal Helmet Light

$100 - $140 from Third Eye Design »

I don't know very many regular motorcycle riders who have never been in a wreck. And while half the time it's happened because they were doing something Level 9 stupid, the other half it was because they got rear-ended...

SOScharger

$49.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

If I'm using an SOScharger it means my phone died. Again. And my backup battery also died. Again. And now all I have left to make tonight's booty call happen are my own two hands. No, that's not good enough, I already...

Ubi Voice-Operated Computer

$299 from Ubi »

Here's a digital servant for you. And the Ubi doesn't even need space to move or stand like Number 5 or the Small Wonder. The 4-1/2" x 4-1/2" box hangs on a wall or sits inconspicuously on a table, from where it can receive...

Mystery Geek & Gamer Loot Crates

Loot Crates are what happens when Santa Claus remembers all of his favorite geeks and gamers the other 11 months of the year. You don't even have to be nice or well-behaved or someone who doesn't tailgate on the highway....

iceScreen Magnetic Ice Shield

$25 - $35 from Kickstarter »

Now that Star Wars Sunshade season is over, it's time to haul out the Wampa Ice Mitt. Or take iceScreen's advice and chuck the scraper in dumpster. iceScreen creators Dan Miller and Andy Wright have developed a magnetic...

Cry Baby Mask

Sold Out from Amazon »

Landon Meier's Baby Head Masks have become our creepiest, and possibly most popular costume post ever. But for those unwilling to pay the $350 piper for one, or those not quite mean enough to make the rest of the Halloween...

GoodFoot Temperature-Balancing Slippers

$65 from Unikia »

Not that it's not incredibly sexy when you caress the lady with whom you're entwined on the couch with a ripe and sweaty foot that makes her gag and recoil, or an ice block of a set of toes that makes her yelp and shoot...

Dry Erase Board Wall Paint

$99 - $980 from Smart Wall Paint »

Smart Wall Paint is the dry erase board version of Chalkboard Wall Paint. Brush it on any smooth surface and one coat later you'll have a functional whiteboard for office, school, or home use....

Dos Boobies Baby Onesie

$12.99 - $16.99 from Amazon »

I don't always drink milk, but when I do I prefer Dos Boobies. No slogan has truly arrived before it gets a meme, and no meme has truly arrived before it gets a T-shirt. Or, in this case, a baby romper. Take The Most...

The Skull Chair

$420 from Etsy »

This isn't the first time we've seen a sweet skull chair (nor the first time we've seen a sweet seat from Chic Sin Design). But this sweet Skull Chair is unique both in its operation and construction....

Sir Hare Head Shaving Oil

$14.99 from Sir Hare »

I say if you're balding, go bald or go home. Because if you stay out everyone's just going to shit on your receding hairline, bad rug, or sprouting plugs behind your back....

Bluetooth Shower Speaker

Water resistance and suction cups join forces to create this rechargeable Bluetooth Shower Speaker, and Dude Exclusives and frugality join forces to offer it to you for $39, 60% off retail, for a limited time!...

Liquid Latex Black Light Body Paint (NSFW)

$61.52 from Amazon »

This Liquid Latex Body Paint Black Light Kit is pretty self-explanatory. I don't have much to say about it. Except that, in perusing the image gallery above...I think I found Waldo. It wasn't even that hard. I mean, before...

Refold Portable Cardboard Desk

$127 from Refold »

Made in New Zealand from 100% recyclable cardboard, Refold's Red Dot Award-winning portable desk unfolds from a lightweight portfolio case into either a sitting or standing work station. Is it strong enough to hold your...

Melting Mandle Zombie Candle

$15 from Etsy »

Who to thank for the Incredible Melting Mandles? Their maniacal waxen faces dripping like blood-soaked flesh and pooling into amoebic nothingness when held to a flame? According to Etsy shop Stexe, "skilled US labor."...

The 1990s Coloring Book

$7.54 from Amazon »

So a couple weeks ago I was my mama was watching the Saved By the Bell movie on Lifetime and I inadvertently saw a scene or two. I had no idea, no idea! that Zack Morris got it on with Lisa Turtle in real life. Only she...

ilumi Smartbulb

Some acid trip mood lighting to complement your acid trip pillow? Together, they're guaranteed to satiate seekers of a psychedelic, yet drug-free lifestyle. And since ilumi's color-changing LED Smartbulbs are controlled...

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Pair of Griz Coats

Giveaway: Pair of Griz Coats

Couple's costumes, you and your best friend Cornelius costumes, large group costumes wherein 6 people are hikers and 2 people are angry black bears, Griz Coats have all angles covered. And if you click here you can enter...

Movie Quality Zombie Costume

$299.99 from The Horror Dome »

True, this walking dead costume doesn't look precisely like the Walking Dead costumes set to lumber across your TV screen tonight, but The Horror Dome's version is still pretty convincing with its movie quality gore and...

Cat Ear Headphones

$150 from Axent Wear »

Know what a Berkeley education gets you? The ability to mastermind genius ideas like cat ear headphones. And also the impeccable taste to select an incredibly hot Asian girl to model them. UC Berkeley alumni Wenqing Yan...

What If? - Real Answers to Absurd Hypotheticals

$14.40 from Amazon »

In his What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions author Randall Munroe goes beyond standard ricoculous queries, like What if I was in a free falling elevator but jumped in the air at the exact...

Zombie Wine Bottle Holder

$23.29 from Amazon »

This dude's been to hell...or at least 6 feet closer to it...and back. He needs a drink to ease his mind. And also to wash down the brains he's about to extract from your head. The Elixir of the Undead Zombie Wine Bottle...

WODies CrossFit Gloves

$39.95 from Amazon »

WODies are gloves intended to support wrists and reduce hand tearing during a grueling CrossFit workout of the day, or WOD. WOD itself is pronounced "Waud". As in, "You'd have to give me a fat WOD of cash to do CrossFit."...

Motoped Survival Bike

$2,499 - $3,149 from Motoped »

Universal mounting rack. Three gallons of fuel. In critical times, Motoped's Survival Bike puts escape in the hands of your feet. The military-inspired superhauler has a back rack assembly primed for multiple bolt-on...

Stress Mushrooms

$9.50 from Firebox.com »

Uh, this one's for the ladies, I presume? Squishy mushrooms for smashing and stretching and gouging and batting against the wall. Combat stress by inflicting pain upon the Enokis. By making the Shitake feel as Shitake...

Shinbudo Bokken - Japanese Training Tools

$250 - $350 from Shinbudo Weapons »

Now these are kind of cool. They're bokken, traditional, usually katana-shaped training tools used in Japanese martial arts. Dennis King of Shinbudo Weapons makes all of them himself, by hand is his Corvallis shop. Corvallis...

Plastc Universal Card

$155 from Plastc »

The Plastc Card is like the Coin card consolidator, except...except not much. The two financial data storage and universal payment options are very similar. Right down to their pre-order only availability (Plastc is expected...

Arkham City Harley Quinn Costume

$34.54 from Amazon »

I wouldn't be a red-blooded American male if I didn't direct your attention to at least one sexy costume this Halloween. (Note to Ladies: My other qualities include strapping, sensitive, and available.) And since one...

Onyx CO2 Automatic Inflating Vest

$96.95 from Amazon »

The U.S. Coast Guard-approved Onyx A/M-24 automatic flotation vest. For kayaking. For boating. For fishing. Definitely for the airplane. Psssh! Let all the other lemmings scramble to get their inflatable life vests and...

Zombie Cutting Boards

$35 - $50 from Kickstarter »

San Diego-based woodworker Dave Stencil has decided to bring zombies to the kitchen. To "make quality cutting boards that showcase your love for braaaaiiiins...and well prepared meals."...

AIAIAI DJ Headphones

Headphones are a strange beast. The coolest ones are always either GIANT or really tiny. Kind of like dogs and computers. The TMA-1 headphones fall into the giant category. At least in my opinion. In maker AIAIAI's, they...

Crazy Bonez Pose-N-Stay Skeleton

$69.03 from Amazon »

Like all the best girls, this Crazy Bonez skeleton stands around 5' tall and holds whatever pose you tell it to for maximal visual enjoyment and after-dark fun....

WaterRower Natural Rowing Machine

$1,160 from Amazon »

The rowing machine. The erg. It's a fate worse than death. You should try it. WaterRower's Natural Rowing Machine will even look classy and simulate a true strokin'-on-the-lake feel as it slow cooks your muscles from...

Star Wars Candy Bowl Holders

$29.19 - $39.95 from Amazon »

While candy can at times transcend the Forces of good and evil, as with the Yoda candy bowl holder, it's mostly all evil. That's why the majority of the Star Wars characters doling out Halloween treats are from the Dark...

Soundfreaq Double Spot Speaker

Soundfreaq's Double Spot is a home speaker that won't ug up your home. The company has also won awards for their products' sound quality, so I bet its acoustics are pretty good too. The Double Spot in particular has 2...

UZI Defender Tactical Pen

$19.70 from Amazon »

UZI incorporates a few different tools into its Defender line of pens to award them the "tactical" buzzword. This version, the TACPEN6-GM has a glass breaker and handcuff key fitted to its lightweight aircraft aluminum...

R-PAL 300-Lumen Compact LED Lantern

$129.95 from Amazon »

The R-PAL palm-sized lantern comes with 3 CREE XLamp XBD LEDs that provide a minimum of 300 lumens of brightness, and a piece of paper taped over them warning you not to look directly into their light. Like your teachers...

Argonaut Kevlar & Tyvek Paper Boot

$118 - $128 from The UT Lab »

The Unbelievable Testing Laboratory began inspiring awe in people who wear shoes last year when they created this 5.3-ounce pair out of paper. They've since released a couple of additional styles, but their latest foray...

LithiumCard Portable HyperCharger

$39.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Slip a LithiumCard Portable HyperCharger into your wallet for just $39.99. That's 27% off retail value for a limited time from Dude Exclusives....

Dragonborn Statue

$370 from Bethesda Store »

Bethesda Store and Quake Con have produced only 250 of these highly detailed Dragon Priest Mask variants of their Dragonborn statue. From official 2D artwork to formidable 3D incarnation, the Elder Scrolls legend stalwartly...

Giant Wall Decals

From Star Trek to T-Rex, LTL Prints has your walls covered. These giant, sometimes life-size decals come in over 8 million images, and you'll have your pick of them with a $150 credit to the LTL online store. Get it for...

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Zayak Sea Sled

Giveaway: Zayak Sea Sled

Explore the wonders of the ocean without granting the wonders of the ocean free access to your mouth, eyes, ear canals, and nasal passageways. Enter to win a Zayak Sea Sled! A $375 value!...

Halloween Gear Guide

 

Oh boy, it's time to start shelling out your hard-earned cash for a hard-earned night of reckless abandon, mad debauchery, mass sugar and alcohol consumption, and sitting front and center at the Parade of Hot Slutty Girl...

Star Wars on Earth Prints

Stirring scenes from American history, meet stirring scenes from American sci-fi. This set of 4 Star Wars prints from Thirteenth Floor pits some of the Empire's worst villains against some of our own greatest war heroes....

Ronin 47 Motorcycle

$38k from Ronin »

Named after Japanese legend The Revenge of the 47 Ronin, The Ronin 47 series of motorcycles consists, naturally, of only and exactly 47 individually built bikes. Each is engraved with the name of its corresponding folkloric...

Batmobile Slippers

$15.60 from Hot Topic »

Now that I've watched the first couple episodes of Gotham, I can say with certainty that these Batmobile slippers would be perfect for little Brucey Wayne. Maybe they'll give him more solace in the aftermath of his parents'...

GasPods Fuel Savers

$39.95 - $134.95 from Amazon »

GasPods promise an average savings of $120 per car per year. So, no, applying the aerodynamic champions of fuel efficiency won't result in a bank account boon of exotic Asian vacation proportions...or even really Japanese...