DNA Wedding Rings

Do you love one another enough to entwine double helixes forever? All of LA-based jeweler Takayas' rings and necklaces seem to have some ornate, whimsical, and unabashedly geeky flourish topping what are otherwise dazzling...

Warming Foot Massager

$39 from Amazon »

This Shiatsu Massage Pillow is hands down the greatest purchase I made in 2015. Maybe ever. You have a lot to live up to, Warming Foot Massager....

The Walking Dead: The Pop-Up Book

$33.39 from Amazon »

And you thought it was too late to find her the perfect gift for Valentine's Day. Your heartfelt expression of love lies right here, within the 5 spectacular, full-color, highly detailed, romantic spreads of The Walking...

Kinkoo 10000mAh Jump Starter Power Bank

I've used a portable jump starter on my car before, and while I was somewhat concerned it might explode in my face or light my car on fire in the process, I am happy to report all it did was work properly. My car was...

"Shadow-Operated" Digital Sundial

$69 from Etsy »

This is some Houdini mathematics here. Mojoptix uses no batteries, no motor, and no electronics to build and operate his Digital Sundials. Instead he 3D prints the time tellers with an intricate, expertly-computed arrangement...

Shower Head with Temperature Display

$44.47 from Amazon »

I was eating my way through New York this past weekend and my hotel bathroom had a shower head with a built-in temperature display just like Delta Faucet's Temp2O. So now I know 109 degrees F is my perfect water temperature...

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Giant Microbes Heart Burned Gift Box

$14.53 from Amazon »

Happy Red Tuesday all you dudes and ladies out there prepping to give your significant other the ax tonight. Yes, it's true. The Tuesday before Valentine's Day is the busiest break-up day of the year. It's the last possible...

Hunter Fan Retractable Blade Ceiling Fan

$349 from Amazon »

Not that fan blades really get in the way of anything--except my hand when I'm trying to change my shirt and they're moving--but I still appreciate the subtleness of Hunter Fan's transparent and retractable design....

Luminid Touch Light-Up Cable

I've destroyed a micro USB end or two trying to jam them into ports blindly. You'd think lighting up my phone would be enough to illuminate the inputs around it, but shadows and contrast don't always work like that. Flashlights...

Love is Art - Roll in the Hay Paint Kit

$60 from Amazon »

Actually it's more like a Roll in the Canvas Paint Kit. Love Is Art creator Jeremy Brown "has been making paintings during intimacy for over a decade," and now offers you and your favorite companion(s?) a kit with all...

Axis VIDIUS FPV-Camera Drone

$74.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

No FAA registration of this RC toy required! The Axis VIDIUS is (currently) the world's smallest first person view drone. And thanks to its 1.69" square profile, you will not be required to inform the US government that...

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Gold Rush Nugget Bucket Gold Panning Set

Giveaway: Gold Rush Nugget Bucket Gold Panning Set

Gold Rush Nugget Bucket Gold Panning Set Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Zach S. of Olivet, MI, winner of the Gold Rush Nugget Bucket Gold Panning Set. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage...

Halo Top Eat-the-Whole-Pint Healthy Ice Cream

$5.99 from Halo Top »

This is the Halo Top pitch: 240 to 280 calories per pint, and it more than doesn't suck. In fact, get a jar of PB2, mix some of that powdery peanut butter goodness into a personal vat of Halo Top Chocolate, and you won't...

16th-Century Italian Old World Globe Bar

$97.10 from Amazon »

When I think of the Old World, I think of art. Class. And nights filled with large quantities of alcohol. This 22" diameter bar will store yours within its ornate exterior depicting the world as we knew it when da Vinci...

ECHOGEAR Articulating TV Wall Mount

$39.99 from Amazon »

A few hours from now, when you're knocking back beers and sausage rolls during Super Bowl 50 at your friend Cornelius' house, and wondering why you keep feeling random shooting pains down the left side of your neck, circle...

Index Cutting Board Set

$27.42 - $64.67 from Amazon »

If you're going to chop, chop it's a good idea to get organized. Joseph Joseph helps out with a file box of cutting boards, all tabbed for quick grabbing and indexed according to what you're going to be chop, chopping....

Personalized Lovecraftian Bottles

$93.02 from Etsy »

Pick your poison. Actually, pick two: a spirit to fill one of Orion Oddities's sick hand-sculpted bottles with; and a Lovecraftian beast to guard its contents. The Italian design shop molds the likenesses of Cthulhu and...

Narconomics: How to Run a Drug Cartel

$15.16 from Amazon »

No war is radder than the war on drugs. At least from a business and economics standpoint. Tom Wainwright's Narconomics: How to Run a Drug Cartel isn't your traditional how-to book (sorry, budding drug lords), but it...

Philips Automatic Pasta Maker

$215.99 from Amazon »

I was watching that Aziz Ansari Master of None show, and after Aziz's girlfriend told him she might move to Chicago for a job he decided to cope by learning to make pasta. By the end of the episode he had declared himself...

Ghost Indoor HDTV Antenna

$15.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

One time in 2005 my ex-girlfriend with the black heart of ice, Karen, broke up with me and moved out. And--and!--took the TV. I was without one for almost 3 days because I didn't have a car at the time and had to wait...

Upskirt Umbrella

Stripes or solids: what kind of panties make you want to make it rain? Aside from my girlfriend and my mama, I wonder how many ladies would slap me if I walked around town with a plaid upskirt shot printed on my umbrella....

Death Wish Coffee - The World's Strongest Coffee

$19.99 from Amazon »

Having a death wish can score you $5 million. At least in free Super Bowl 50 advertising, and at least if you're Death Wish Coffee Co. In addition to the hyper buzz they get from downing cups of their ultra-caffeinated...

Pendragon's Hearth Dragon Fire Pit

Melissa Crisp smiths some wicked fire pits. You've seen her stunning (yet slightly twisted) Forest Fire Pit burning through these parts before. And here we have an equally equal parts cool and disturbing example of her...

Unbreakable Silicone Pint Glasses

$14.98 - $18.98 from Amazon »

Just be careful those hulking hands don't squish your drink right out of the cup. Jokel makes their unbreakable pints out of silicone to eliminate the shattered glass party foul, but it's possible they're just replacing...

All-Weather Bluetooth Precision Speaker

$44.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Singin' in the rain is way easier with a backing track. And pumping the backing track, without destroying or relegating your player to a bag of rice for the next 48 hours, is way easier with Koar's All-Weather Bluetooth...

Go F*ck! - Go Fish for Adults (NSFW)

$9.99 from Amazon »

I never was much of a Go Fisher. Unlike War, it just had too many rules to keep track of so I always lost. The same will probably happen with Go F*ck, the "adult" version of the kiddie card game, but I get the sense that...

Vintage Electric Bikes

$4,995 from Vintage Electric »

Nostalgia at 20 MPH, Vintage Bikes will take you back and propel you forward. The cruisers and commuters front Art Deco aesthetics and WWI-era motordrome racer lines, but get a 21st century boost in action from their...

IPA Beer Brittle

$24.88 from Amazon »

Give your lady some fine truffles for Valentine's Day, and maybe she'll return the favor with a package of GoodHead flavored gel. Or, as a first runner up, Small Batch Brittle's IPA Beer Brittle....

Da Vinci Vaporizer

$99.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

I don't know about you, but my reaction time and hand-eye coordination don't exactly improve when I'm inhaling certain pastimes. Phones, cups of Kool-Aid, grilled cheese sandwiches, and even the apparatus responsible...

Wheelmate Steering Wheel Work Surface

$24 from Amazon »

What is this an April Fool's Groundhog Day joke? Why do I need an ergonomic work surface while I'm driving? It's hard enough to shave, text, and eat panang curry from Pretty Thai for a White Guy when I'm behind the wheel....

Leather Pint Glass Sleeve with Handle

$19.99 from Amazon »

Hide & Drink hand makes these nifty leather pint glass sleeves (with handles!) for sophisticated beer drinkers and sloppy drunks alike. Instead of chilling your hand and warming your beer with direct skin-to-glass contact...

Inflatable Human Foosball Table

$3,995 from EZ Inflatables »

The little plastic men make it look so easy. I'm not sure how much demand there could be out there for an inflatable human foosball arena, but if that's what bounces your house, EZ Inflatables is all set to blow up your...

Mr. Lover Suit

$74.42 - $137.99 from Amazon »

I was thinking my girlfriend might find a V-Day Mr. Lover suit sexy. A grand gesture the equivalent of male lingerie. What do you think? Too much? Should I just send her a dick pic instead?...

Fatboy Oriental Rug Picnic Lounge

$249 from Amazon »

Or is it a Persian rug? Probably neither, but any which way, this outdoor blanket fashioned in the likeness of a fine indoor carpet will add some exoticism to your next picnic or day at the beach. Fatboy makes the oversized...

Crosman Pioneer Airbow

$849 from Crosman »

If you're a big game hunter living in Arizona*, you are Crosman Golden. It's the only state in the US where there's a season for pursuing just about every species of big game on the Crosman docket with the company's forthcoming...

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Ray Super Remote

Giveaway: Ray Super Remote

By: Ray »

Meet Ray. He's the He-Man of remote controls. The Master of the Universal. Ray consolidates controllers, recommends shows, and gives you access to all of your favorite on-screen pastimes with a tap or two of his dynamic...

Bracelet Flask

Sold Out from Amazon »

Fancy fashion designer Cynthia Rowley made a Flask Bracelet that sold for around $225. You can see it on the lady's wrist in image gallery above. But Braced has made a Bracelet Bangle Flask that's waaaay better than Rowley's...

Lekue Collapsible Popcorn Popper

$19.95 from Amazon »

If you would like to gorge on popcorn during movie night and Super Bowl Sunday, and save space in your kitchen the other days of the week, Lekue has an idea. Their microwave popcorn popper lets you blast open kernels...

Pocket Tool Works Handmade Multi-Tools

$29.99 - $32.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Pocket Tool Works makes mini multis. Nothing is big or unwieldy about them, including their production. The company currently consists of just 2 dudes, self-proclaimed "everymen" Kyle Engel and Matt McDonald, who handmake...

Repel A Pest Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller

Sold Out from Amazon »

When I saw the Repel A Pest I thought maybe I should get one for my girlfriend to take to Mexico with her next month so she doesn't catch the Zika virus. But after reading more about the ultrasonic device, it seems it's...

Phone-Cleaning Microfiber T-Shirts

$18 - $22 from Etsy »

Those microfiber cloth squares they give you with your phones and tablets to clean the screens? Or your glasses and sunglasses to polish the lenses? I usually accidentally throw mine away with the box. Or forget them....

USB-Powered Pac-Man Ghost Light

$17.25 from Amazon »

A Pac-Man Ghost wouldn't be my first choice for a night light. Isn't the whole point of a night light to ward off ghosts? Make you less afraid of them? Not to mention that Pac-Man Ghosts in particular have a decades-long...

BenShot Bullet Shot Glass

$15 from Amazon »

Shot through the glass / And you're to blame / Guess I'm lucky you / Got bad aim (bad aim)....

Trinitite Specimen

$35.19 from Amazon »

You can cook up Trinitite only in a nuclear kitchen. The material comes from the US' nuclear test blast of the Trinity Bomb in New Mexico on July 16, 1945. It was Dr. Frankensteined when the intense heat of the explosion...

baKBlade DIY Back Hair Shaver

$34.95 from Amazon »

baKBlade calls this extra-large razor the Big Mouth because its accompanying app is programmed to ridicule your bushy shoulders and thatches of back hair as soon as you let that wiry jungle get out of control....

GoodHead Flavored Gel

$12.40 from Amazon »

I read the following comment about GoodHead's Cinnamon-flavored lubricant / pleasure enhancer for the administrator of oral sex: "It's like chewing Big Red and sucking...the best damn lube period!" Unfortunately, there...

ThermalTech Solar-Powered Jackets

$139 - $189 from ThermalTech »

If the sun can power our chargers and flashlights, why not our winter coats and jackets? We've already been using batteries and electrical cords to help us stay warm in frigid temperatures for years. I remember my mama...

99 Bottles of Beer Scratch-Off Chart

Who cares where you've been, it's what you drank while you were there that counts. Pop Chart Lab has made some mighty fine inforgraphics over the years (The Mapper of Every Rapper was previously my personal favorite)...