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Caliber Ballistic Barware

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Surviv-All Outdoor Knife

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Dude's Word of the Day: Surviv-All. The action-packed knife is also a Deal of the Day at 26% off retail value....

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Tiny Arcade Machines

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Tiny Arcade retro cabinets aren't just small enough to play from your desktop, they're small enough to play from the palm of your hand. If you have tiny hands. And the delicate, dextrous fingers of a child prodigy harpist....

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$89.99 from Amazon »

A shield of shade and a shield of privacy alike, the LapDome covers your laptop, tablet, or phone for uninterrupted outdoor and public use. And through July 31, 2016, you can get one from Amazon for 21% off using the...

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Geeky Sex Toys (NSFW)

$25 - $199 from Etsy »

Now that Pokemon have made you Go, Geeky Sex Toys thinks it's time you catch some that will make you Come. Yep, the enterprising Australian adult shop went there, and now has a (limited edition) set of Pokemoan dildos...

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Nike Shoebox Safe

Swoosh your stash so sticky fingers won't swipe it. Except...bummer. The Mandem Safe, a keyed crypt for your valuables that looks like a Nike shoebox, is still just a prototype. So even harder to get right now than a...

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Kyle's Kinetics Handmade Balancing Sculptures

$49.99 - $299 from Kyle's Kinetics »

Is your life out of balance? Could you use some inspiration? Are you just sick of Carson in the desk next door getting all the stop-bys and giggles from the ladies because he has the cool desktop toys? Kyle and his Kinetics...

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Moscai Cocktail

$23.99 from Moscai »

Moscai: Made for a woman, but strong enough for a man...to steal a few sips when no one's looking because despite sounding like the new Zima for ladies and lightweights, it actually tastes pretty good. A vodka-based cocktail...

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$695 from Amazon »

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$18.99 from Amazon »

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Underhill Home - Luxury Hobbit-Hole

$917k from rightmove »

Now that the British Pound has taken its first real hit in recent memory, you might start thinking about buying up some real estate in England. This 4-bedroom, 4,000-square-foot home called Underhill is a steal at $917,000....

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North Sense Human Compass Implant

$350 from Cyborg Nest »

I've wished I were a human bulldozer. A human airplane. A human beatbox. But a human compass? Never crossed my mind before North Sense....

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Star Wars Death Star Toaster

$65.54 from The Fowndry »

This Death Star is armed with 7,293 TIE Fighters, and it's ready to deploy them onto your sliced bread. In toaster form, it's also the perfect solution to mornings you're in a rush and don't have time to craft a complete...

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$20.95 from Amazon »

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Grafton Pen

$28.99 from Everyman »

The Grafton is a pen from Everyman. And it's an everyman pen. Engineered, but not overly so, stylish but not flashy. It's machined from sturdy anodized aluminum and has a heavy-duty bolt-on clip for latching it to pockets...

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$28.98 from Amazon »

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$9.95 from Amazon »

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Levitating CUP Zero Gravity Drinkware

$139 - $249 from Levitating CUP »

We've seen levitation around here before. A lot. In speakers. In lamps. In freakin' bonsai trees. But the Levitating CUP still makes me Ooooh and Ahhhh because, well, it contains alcohol. In a dazzling an

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Groove Silicone Active Rings

$29.95 from Groove Life »

Athletes, tradesmen, and klutzes rejoice. You can now put away your ring cutters. Save yourself a 6-hour trip to the ER. Avert the wrath of your wife. Groove Rings will never get stuck on your finger. They'll never bend...

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$278.99 - $294.97 from Amazon »

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$39 - $65 from Amazon »

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Kite Shield DEET-free Mosquito Spray

$15 - $20 from Kite »

Three years ago Kite launched a crowdfunding campaign for their mosquito patch, a 1-1/2", non-toxic skin stick-on that blocks mosquitos' ability to track and detect humans for up to 48 hours. Since most people don't care...

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Twisty Glass Blunt

$44.99 from 7pipe »

My favorite part of 7pipe's Twisty Glass Blunt video is the shot of a lady taking a hit off one and then blowing out birthday candles. Good stuff in, bad stuff out, and now we eat cake!...

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If I had a kid, BubbleLick-ing would be my father-son bonding activity of choice: he blows, I consume. It might be the only game you'll ever play as a parent that actually gets more fun the longer it drags on....

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Air Hammock

$49.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Contenders for Song of the Summer 2016: Justin Timberlake's "Can't Stop the Feeling," Drake's "One Dance," The Chainsmokers' "Don't Let Me Down," and Calvin Harris / Rihanna's "This Is What You Came For." Contenders for...

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$299 from Amazon »

I know the Piper looks like a computer kit for kids, but the company swears it would make a sweet gift for your dad too. Or your grandma. Or your Uncle Stu. At its heart, Piper is a teacher of technology available to...

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Star Wars Lightsaber Wall Hooks

$24.99 from ThinkGeek »

Here's your chance to turn some Jedi-in-training's lightsaber fail into a snazzy storage solution for your home. Hang your bag, your umbrella, and your Chewbacca bathrobe from this pair of Vader and Luke Lightsaber Wall...

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$16.71 from Amazon »

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$53.69 from Amazon »

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The eve Mattress Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Michael C. of Mooresville, NC, winner of the eve Mattress. Thanks to all entrants, and for those not quite lucky enough to be Michael C. this time around, you can still...

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ACME Crates

$150 - $495 from Acme »

I know ACME Crates look like ammo cans filled with manly items of EDC and EDB (Everyday Battle!) but what they really are is...no, wait. That's exactly what they are. ACME Crates are curated collections of tools you might...

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BLOCKS Smartwatch

$220 from blocks »

BLOCKS band together to form a fully customizable and forever alterable smartwatch. The collection consists of hardware, sensor, app, and "dummy" (for sizing) modules that snap onto each other, and then connect to a center...

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$29.99 from Amazon »

This multi-functional grappling hook can do a lot more than pincer up money for the coin laundry (though, in the style of the Claw Crane arcade game, it can do that too.) The assembly has a magnetic hook that itself can...

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$4.57 from Amazon »

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$69.99 - $88.36 from Amazon »

Use this Folding Utility Wagon from MAC Sports to help you and 150 pounds of your gear peace out to the beach, the park, or, ugh, your cousin Ricky's kid's pee-wee soccer game. Now at what age exactly do they learn to...

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Armpit Air Conditioners

$36 from Thanko »

They say Summer Is Coming. And not six, 10-episode seasons from now. Like, next week. The Plains, Midwest, and South can expect scorching temperatures, stifling humidity, and lots and lots of armpit sweat....

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Now that I've molted off all their dead skin, it's time to treat my Baby Foot feet to another bodily luxury from Japan: shiatsu massage. This multi-setting machine says it will knead, press, warm, and even sterilize tired...

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1990 Rambo Lambo LM 002

$439,888 from Cats Exotics »

Earning every letter of its "Rambo Lambo" nickname, this 1990 Lamborghini is 1 of just 301 LM trucks the Italian brand ever produced. Its LM 002 America Final Edition upgrade status further distinguishes it as 1 of only...