CoyoteVest Pet Body Armor

$19.95 - $109.95 from Coyote Vest »

Sure, a CoyoteVest will make your lap dog look like a mohawked Mad Max BAMF, but that's just a happy side effect. The self-described "Pet Body Armor's" primary purpose is to protect your little buddy from an attack....

Portable Hookahs Vaporizer Pens

I can't tell you which vaporizer pen is the best. I can't even decide for myself. Pax, Atmos, Titan, Snoop Dogg Double G...so many to choose from! I feel like a girl trying to pick out nail polish! What I can tell you...

Slotdog Hot Dog Scorer

$17.88 from Amazon »

The Slotdog is Straight. Outta. Compton. Canada. At first glance, this hot dog scorer might seem as unnecessary as the infamous Banana Slicer, and only slightly less ridiculous than the Rollie Egg Dog Maker. It might...

Outdoor Swinging Lounge

$408.99 from Amazon »

Now this chair looks mighty comfortable. Miiiiighty comfortable indeed. And I think I might feel just as comfortable watching that mighty cute brunette swinging in it on a breezy summer day as I would be taking a turn...

Keramikus Knife Set

$79.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Art Lebedev makes cool 3D doormats, and Art Lebedev makes cool black knives. He probably makes other things that are decent too, but it's dumping rain on me today and I want some homemade chicken noodle soup for dinner...

Smartphone Windblocker

$10.39 from Amazon »

I hate talking on the phone, so in addition to whipping breezes and disruptive gusts, the Windblocker also blocks one of my best excuses for not doing it. Yeah, sorry, Mama, it's just so windy on my walk to work today...

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Bug Bite Thing - Sting & Bite Venom Sucker

$9.95 from Bug Bite Thing »

Some people still think that if you get bitten by a snake you should use the cut-'n'-suck, or cut-'n'-have-your-friend-Cornelius-suck method to remove its venom. But really this is just a good way to send the venom back...

Texsport Rotisserie Grill & Spit

$52.84 from Amazon »

I know the original is festive and all, but I would much rather sing a song about rotisserie chickens, sausages, and hamburger patties roasting over an open fire than chestnuts. Especially at the beginning of March, when...

Alpaca Grinder

$69 from Alpaca »

I don't know what an alpaca has to do with herb grinding, but I do know that after reading about this Alpaca Grinder before I went to bed last night I had a dream that I shared a sausage and green pepper pizza with an...

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics

$12.02 from Amazon »

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics. While there are 2 words in that title I do not care for--"Lessons" and "Physics"--that the word "Brief" precedes them makes the whole concept of Carlo Rovelli's introduction to modern physics...

ION Vinyl Motion 3-Speed Turntable

$59.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Turn, baby, turn. Grab your old Trammps 45, or any of the fine vinyls in your nostalgic, but oft-forgotten collection, and rock out to your favorite 1970s (or 60s, 50s, 40s...) jams in 2010s audio quality with the Vinyl...

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Neo smartpen N2 Bundle

Giveaway: Neo smartpen N2 Bundle

Neo smartpen N2 Bundle Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Steve T. of Attleboro, MA, winner of the Neo smartpen N2 Bundle. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways section for...

America's Most Haunted Road Trip

$16.99 from Amazon »

Need some last minute plans for Spring Break? If you've got the wheels..and the cojones...for it, America's Most Haunted Road Trip: Your Travel Guide to America's Most Haunted Sites can help make SB 2016 your best....

Tire Graficx Custom Tire Decals

$39.99 from Tire Graficx »

Tire Graficx will make you a set of custom tire decals that tell everyone exactly how you roll....

DPTR Clamshell Wallet

$39.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Get excited because it's time for a strip show. Starring...your wallet. The DPTR Clamshell strips down all cash-and-card carrying propositions to a single piece of leather and braided elastic band....

BangTi Multi-Function Folding Shovel

$89.99 from Amazon »

Garden and landscaping chores are always more fun when your shovel can also serve as a "nice self-driving outdoor bodyguard and partner." That's how BangTi bills its Military Folding Shovel, a multi-functional yard tool...

Metamorphic Rock Naturally Insulating Cup

$55 from Kickstarter »

The Stone Cup is kind of the cellar of drinking vessels. Thanks to its composition of metamorphic rock born deep beneath the earth's surface, the cup has mad, and all-natural, insulating skills. Both for cold drinks...

BearArms Paracord Bullet Bracelets

$16.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Bare wrist? BearArms and flash it up. Louisville-based Sean Ramsey single-handedly makes and sells all of his military-themed BearArms Bullet Bracelets. Geared towards outdoorsmen, soldiers and their families, law enforcement...

Truck Tailgate Beer Pong Table

$68.96 from Amazon »

They say Penda C86-TPX Tailgate Pong is the second best thing you can do when you park your truck....

The Porthole Infuser

$119 from Amazon »

Portholes of ships and submarines, designer Martin Kastner's inspiration for his Porthole infusion vessels, don't always conjure images as beautiful as the one we see here. Sure, there's the dreamy romanticism of being...

The Cat Crib

Sold Out from Amazon »

Spoil your cat the same way you spoil your feet: with a nice, relaxing hammock under your desk or chair. Kitties get cozy and tucked away from the commotion of a human-infested home with the Cat Crib....

KoMo Fidibus 21 Grain Mill

$399.99 from Amazon »

Kamut and spelt and millet, oh my! A little bit of quinoa in my life, a little bit of amaranth by my side. A little bit of barley's all I need, a little bit of sorghum is what I see. Wheat and oats, rice brown and white...

Eargasm High Fidelity Earplugs

$34.95 from Amazon »

Eargasm says their clear silicone ear plugs are "ideal for anyone with ears." Oooh, ooh, I think that's me!...

Clean Park Drip Mats

$34.95 - $222.95 from Amazon »

Snow and mud, or if you drive my hoopdie of a 4-door, oil and whatever other internal fluids are seeping from the car's belly. Sure, it's a concrete floor. In the garage. But you still may want to keep it in decent condition....

High Neon Sign

$219.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Hey, it's a neon sign that tells you where on the wall to hang it. Or maybe it's deeper than that. Maybe this neon sign is telling you what you are....

Holstein Housewares Empanada Maker

$19.71 - $22.17 from Amazon »

The last electric empanada maker I showed you was from Nostalgia Electrics, but this one from Holstein Housewares is waaaay better in terms of: empanada size and shape (smaller, finger food-style with an authentic crinkle-pressed...

Braun Series 7 Electric Foil Shaver

$199.99 from Amazon »

In one sense, yeah, this is just a Braun electric razor. It's not brand new and it won't shave your beard into a Maine Coon cat topiary. But for being on the pricier side of men's grooming devices, the Series 7 Electric...

MyKee Titanium Multi-Tool Key

$21.49 from DudeIWantThat.com »

You may consider your keys a necessary EDC evil, but at least MyKee carries (figuratively anyway) its own weight on your chain. Despite its small size, the miniature multi-tool has mastered 18+ different skills, including...

They Live Alien Donald Trump Mask

Remember John Carpenter's They Live? If you weren't into aliens and kitschy (yet poignant!) social commentary in 1988, the film suggests that America's "rulers"--the rich, the powerful, the elite, the CEOs and politicians--are...

Batmobile Robotic Lawn Mower

$2,399.95 from Amazon »

Fine, HUSQVARNA didn't design their Automower to look vaguely like the Batmobile. That's just a happy coincidence. And further reason to shell out a couple grand to purchase a robotic lawn mower to tend unattended to...

Floating Cocktail Table

$62.70 - $79.99 from Amazon »

You got a floating mattress for your body and a floating lounger for your dog, now all you need is a floating table for your drinks. The Kai Cocktail Table is made of fade-proof, mold- / mildew-resistant, and stain-resistant...

Pizza Slice Night Light

$13.31 from Amazon »

If you ever wake up at 3 a.m. with the munchies and try to exhibit some restraint, here's your solution. This Pizza Slice Night Light will happily taunt you, lure you, and even light your way to the kitchen. It's got...

AquaFlask Insulated Stainless Steel Water Bottle

$24.95 from Amazon »

It's bad enough when I myself sweat like a politician at heaven's gates on a hot day, I don't need my water bottle doing it too. The AquaFlask is a sturdy, economical double-wall-insulated stainless steel bottle, that...

Egg Monster Toast Cutter

$8.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Forget Toads in the Hole, the brave, the strong, the warriors who truly want to conquer their day kick it off with a little Eye of the Beast. Ahhh, breakfast has never been geekier and breaking the yolk never more satisfying...

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Recycled Firefighter Chain of Command Set

Giveaway: Recycled Firefighter Chain of Command Set

Recycled Firefighter Chain of Command Set Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Sean T. of Brazoria, TX, winner of the Recycled Firefighter Chain of Command Set. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage...

Buck Knives Compadre Camp Knife

$46.51 from Amazon »

I just discovered something: a knife in red turns me on almost as much as a lady in red....

WiFi Car Diagnostic Scan Tool

$32.99 from Amazon »

Maybe I'm in denial, but I would much rather have a device and accompanying app to tell me about my car's health than my own. Good thing I have almost as many choices of what kind of WiFi car diagnostics tool to buy these...

Beartooth Off-Grid Communication

$249 - $399 from Beartooth »

Middle of nowhere with no service? Or, how about this: center of the Earth--New Year's Eve in Times Square, Coachella, the Super Bowl--with service completely jammed by all the other yay-hoos trying to text and post to...

Objects of Desire (NSFW)

$29.39 from Amazon »

Everyone's all on about the advancements in the computer industry. The cell phone industry. The automotive industry. But what about the sex toy industry? Isn't it about time they got the props they deserve for the groundbreaking...

Firemask Emergency Escape Hood

$49.95 from Amazon »

I feel like, for the average American, the likelihood of experiencing a house fire is way higher than the likelihood of experiencing a nuclear biological chemical situation, but it's gas masks that get all the bug out...

Sand-Off! Sand-Removing Beach Mitt

$11.89 from Amazon »

Sand belongs on the beach, not plastered to your feet, legs, hands, back, and...crevices. The worst is when you use an outdoor shower to rinse it off and then take two steps and What the... find it all back all over you...

ilumi Smartbulb

$44.99 - $52.49 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Some acid trip mood lighting to complement your acid trip pillow? Together, they're guaranteed to satiate seekers of a psychedelic, yet drug-free lifestyle. And since ilumi's color-changing LED Smartbulbs are controlled...

Wiener Dog Earplugs

$11.50 from Koncent »

I don't know who let the dogs out, and thanks to these Mimi Pet Nagai Dachshund earplugs I'll never hear anyone else wonder, Who, who, who, who?! again....

Wear-N-Write Wearable Dry Erase Board

$19.95 from Amazon »

May I present to you the latest breakthrough in wearable technology: the Wear-N-Write Dry Erase Board! No Bluetooth, no app, and no recharging required for use!...

Eye-Vac Home Touchless Vacuum

$99 from Amazon »

Unlike robot vacuum cleaners, the Eye-Vac Home touchless vacuum doesn't follow your cat around all day sucking up the hair he sheds and crumbs he drops from the tunafish sandwiches he makes himself for lunch. Instead...

Super Mario Candy Easter Egg

It may not be a block, but crack your head against this yellow question mark and you'll still enjoy the spoils of gold coins and a mushroom o' added life. Or at least a temporary increase in energy from its 58 or so grams...

Mighty Player - Phone-Free Music Streaming

$79 from Kickstarter »

Mighty will pump your Spotify playlists on the run. Literally. Also on the bike. On the yoga mat. On the slopes. On the trail. On the bench press. Anywhere you want to stream your music without feeling the heft, pull...

Bas Rutten Mass Suit

$239 from Amazon »

A full-body resistance band suit that enhances training and promotes more comprehensive muscle use and development? That's almost as ridiculous as a mouthpiece that reduces oxygen flow to improve lung endurance and athletic...