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Wazer Desktop Waterjet Cutter

$3,999 - $4,499 from Wazer »

Wazer, the self-described first ever desktop waterjet cutter, has a few things going for it. First, if your friend Cornelius has ever sprayed you in the face with a pressure washer, you know how strong a jet of water...

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The Toad Sofa

You can kiss the Toad Sofa if you want, ladies, but remember: fairy tales and wishes always seem to have a catch. The prince might turn out to be this. Or, worse, this....

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Carbon6 Forged Carbon Fiber Rings Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Brian S. of Galesburg, IL, winner of the Carbon6 duo of rings. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways section...

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Quaffer Double Bubble Layered Shot Glass

$9.90 from Amazon »

It was Jimmy Quaffa's destiny to design the Quaffer double bubble layered shot glass. Because "Quaffer" isn't just a play on Jimmy's name, it's an actual, dictionary-defined noun. One that probably existed long before...

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Shark Hologram LED Night Light Lamp

Sold Out from Amazon »

If they'd given Joseph an Amazing Technicolor Dream Shark instead of a Dream Coat, this holographic LED lamp is probably what it would have looked like. It would've been a way better gift too--I bet Joseph's brothers...

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LINE-X Virtually Indestructible Coating

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LINE-X protective coating supports a habit--no, not a habit, that suggests it's a bad thing. LINE-X protective coating supports a grand tradition I've established of extolling the bludgeoning, impaling, pulverizing, and...

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Bane Coat

Who needs a $1,000 Halloween costume? Magnoli Clothiers' Bane Coat should get you off to a good start. Slightly less so if you opt for the Goatskin over the Antique Cowhide construction--that one costs $200 less....

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The Ridge Slim Front Pocket Wallets

$45 - $105 from The Ridge »

Don't let overstuffed, bulging bi-folds infiltrate your pockets! Fight the Costanza Effect! Get on the Ridge! The Ridge slim front pocket wallets highlight 2 EDC must-haves, simplicity and compactness, across a line of...

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Dino Lamps

$40 from Firebox.com »

Holy extinct species, Batman! Is that a Diplodocus on your nightstand, or have you just been shopping at Toys in Babeland again? Dino Lamps ignite the night, and all the dark crevices of your living space (except those...

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CaraClaw Carabiner Knife

$13.99 from StatGear »

When the Doctor and M.A.D. Cat are breathing down your neck...Go-go Gadget CaraClaw! A recent release from EDC and survival tools specialist StatGear, the CaraClaw brings together clipping and cutting in a 2.8-ounce carabiner...

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Overbed Work Desk & Table

$99.99 from Amazon »

Awww, too sick to get out of bed? Better call the office and tell them you won't be in...but you'll be online in 5 thanks to your sweet little double-wide (or queen, or king--it's adjustable!) workstation on wheels, the...

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Better TV Viewing Beer Mug

$10.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Like the Viking Beer Horn Glass, the Better TV Viewing Beer Mug gives you every reason to pick up your pint for a sip, and then keep on sipping 'til the last hoppy drop is gone. In the mug's case, the strategy isn't so...

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Stetson Carbon Fiber Fedora

Know when I could have used a carbon fiber fedora? Nope, that's not a question dripping in sarcasm whose answer is "Never." I really could have used a carbon fiber fedora last week when my girlfriend dragged me to some...

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Dyson Cinetic Big Ball Self-Righting Vacuum

$599.99 from Amazon »

Dyson has always been known for sucking hard and long. And their new Cinetic Big Ball vacuum contains 36 Dyson Cinetic tips that separate the microscopic dust they say clogs other vacuums, and upholds the company's never-lose-suction...

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Dango Dapper & Tactical Wallets

$69 - $89 from Dango Products »

Dango Wallets come in 2 styles. D01 is their Dapper, a clean, precision-engineered cash and card carrier. It's made of microfiber-lined leather that's secured and compartmentalized with a CNC machined 6061 aluminum chassis...

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Olivers All Over Short

The Olivers All Over Short is like your favorite buddy to hang with: up for anything; ready to go; and all in. These performance trunks stretch 4 ways, and have called in for bar tack reinforcements at stress points...

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ResQBattery Micro-USB Disposable Phone Battery

$16.99 from ResQBattery »

The ResQBattery is FCC- and CE-approved, but something about the words "disposable phone battery" will probably make the composting farmer's market crowd cringe. The rest of you, however, can feel the giddy relief of...

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Barn Door Shower Curtain

$30.69 from Amazon »

Country boys, take the barn door with you and curtain it right across your shower rod when you leave the family farm for the big city this fall. This door might have a little more polyester it in that your typical pine...

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Casper Dog Mattress

$125 - $225 from Casper »

Remember the Casper? Or should I say, the Hug & Bounce Mattress? Now your dog can get his game--and by game I mean 18 hours of sleep per day--on too with Casper's version Canine of their pressure-relieving memory and...

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Goliath Titanium 5-Piece Herb Grinder

$10.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Goliath Industry has 49 diamond-shaped, diamond-hard teeth for you. Their 5-piece grinder is a premium herbal pastime accessory that can gnaw any herb into a smooth blend free of twigs and seeds....

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Bevometer Counting Koozies

$10.99 from Amazon »

The Bevometer is terrific for tailgating because it will let you know this is actually your 8th can of Vitamin R (that's Rainier Beer--you're welcome, Seahawks fans) in 2 hours of prefunking when you thought it was just...

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Octopus End Table

$803 from Amazon »

Good evening, Sir, I am Mr. Belv-octo-dere. Humbled to be at your service. Yep, that's right. This octopus wants to be your table. He wants to balance your beer and slices of MeatZZa perfectly level all day, all evening...

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Viking Beer Horn Glass with Stand

$96.56 from Amazon »

Yeah, this glass beer horn technically has a stand that will hold it in between sips, but we all know real men take the beer by the horn and drink it 'til it's gone!...

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100% Copper Audio Blast Earbuds

$29.99 from 1 Voice NYC »

I'm pretty sure copper falls square on the list of things my mama warned me against shoving into my ear when I was a kid, but...these copper earbuds are so ballin', Mama!...

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Spy Tec Real Time GPS Tracker

$49.95 from Amazon »

No good can come of consumers using 100% accurate real-time GPS tracking...except monthly subscription rates as low as $25 with no contract or activation fees! "Yahtzee!" says my Aunt Jan. Oh cousin Ricky, you poor bastard....

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The Dark Knight Batpod

$80k - $106k from Prop Store »

This Batpod is real--one of six special effects dude Chris Corbould made for The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises movies--and it's up for auction beginning September 27, 2016. You might want to think twice about...

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Voyager Insulated Meal Management Bag

$224 - $299.99 from Amazon »

If you're prepared to mule up, 6 Pack Fitness will make sure you never miss a macro again. In addition to the standard compartments for a laptop and EDC accessories for your workday, their Voyager 500 Backpack contains...

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Parrot Disco Drone

$1,239 from Amazon »

The Parrot Disco. Sounds like something fabulous opening in Vegas this fall. Looks like a big, boring black-and-white drone. But what it lacks in physical flash, Parrot's new fixed-wing flyer promises to make up for in...

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MDK9 Dog Haus

$3,650 from RAH:DESIGN »

Axel here turned his nose up at the first house his owner Rahil Taj bought him, demanding something "less Peanuts and more Frank Lloyd Wright, dude. You know, clean lines, dramatic angles. And can we show some creativity...

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Wilson X Connected Football

$138.95 from Amazon »

For the four of you out there who would rather collect your own stats than your fantasy team's, the Wilson X Connected Football offers another way to feel like you're part of the NFL. Using the accompanying app you'll...

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Ka-Bar Tactical Spork

$6.89 from Amazon »

See, it's a fork-spoon combo up top with a...knife!...that pulls out from the handle. And--and!--it's black. Ka-Bar's Tactical Spork is a tactical tool for tactical eating if I've ever seen one. Imagine the stealth and...

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Table Top Charcoal Grill

$59.97 from Amazon »

Anyone out there expecting a Labor Day BBQ that's not going to be rained out or celebrated under a thick, grisly, old-musty-bedspread-from-the-Motel-6 cover of clouds? Well then. Pin a rose on your nose, and set a Char-Griller...

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Bastron B9 Glass Bluetooth Keyboard

$129.99 from Bastron »

Look, it's a keyboard as beautiful as the words I'm going to type on it. "Sumptuous." "Ephemeral." "Aurora borealis." "Boobies."...

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BullToro Men's Analog Watch

$395 from Amazon »

This watch is such a formidable beast they had to name it a bull twice. In two different languages. The 60MM BullToro Analog is a timepiece for men of grandeur and power. And also for those who shouldn't be left alone...

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Star Trek Enterprise Rocker

$195 from Etsy »

It's been awhile--January 2012 to be exact--since I've seen hand-carved Star Trek splendor of this baby rocker's magnitude. Anyone remember the Enterprise coffee table? Maybe in the 4-1/2 years since you bought and set...

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Fidget Cube Desk Toy

$25 from Antsy Labs »

Whether it's the caffeine jitters, public speaking anxiety, or ants in your pants, those of us who aren't trained professionals in smoothness like James Bond and Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love will probably feel...

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Saddle Barstool

$758.26 from Amazon »

I was at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole, WY once and saw these Leather Saddle Barstools in action. I mean really in action. A young lady, a middle-aged wrangler, a lot of shots of old whiskey...it's a story...

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Pop-Up Bug Tent

$49.95 from Anthem Sports »

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Zika will never hurt me! Introducing the Mom Net! The perfect private tent to shelter Mom from the sun, the rain, the flies, and the mosquitos as she attends every single one...

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The Nuggy - Smoker's Multi-Tool

$29.75 from NugTools, LLC »

The Nuggy is a 10-piece multi-tool for smokers all wrapped up in a tiny green nugget. It looks a lot like a...guitar pick. But I think you know what the name stands for....

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Insulated 12 oz Lowball Tank

$19.95 from Amazon »

I think the implication is that this is a Strong. Ass. Cup. A cup for men who twist off caps that aren't twist-off. For men who rip open Amazon Prime boxes with their bare hands. For men who inflate all 12 of the Annual...

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Bossaball

Kicks, spikes, flips, and...trampolines. Nothing bad's gonna happen here! Belgian Filip Eyckmans developed the concept for Bossaball about a decade ago when he was living in Spain and, I guess, jonesing to play all his...

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Go Guarded Self Defense Ring

$15.99 from Amazon »

I bought my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, a purple Brutus the Bulldog keychain to serve as her attacker ass-kicking assistant, but I'll admit when it arrived, it turned out to be a lot bigger and clunkier that...

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Pando Moto Kevlar-Lined Motorcycle Jeans

$244 from Pando Moto »

Like Pando Moto's Karl Desert motorcycle jeans? Their stylin' Cordura denim outer layer pairs with Coolmax technology to help keep you from sweating your balls off while riding, plus panels of Kevlar at key areas along...

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V.360 HD Panoramic Camera

$299 from VSN Mobil »

Take the V.360 for a spin and it will capture every degree of the turn. This HD sports camera from VSN Mobil is a palm-sized (and kinda coffee grinder-looking) panoramic recorder of all the still sights and 30FPS action...

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Cards Against Humanity Fortune Cookies

$10 from OK Cookie Co. »

I like the fortunes that say things like, "Soon you will be sitting on top of the world," and "May you grow rich," followed by a series of lucky numbers that happen to coincide with those drawn during this week's Power...

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Rolo Travel Bag

$42.99 from Rolo »

With the exception of rich, chewy caramel you can pretty much stuff the Rolo with anything you want to take on your travels, and trust that the portable wardrobe will condense your items into their most compact, most...

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EGO Power+ 14" Cordless Chainsaw

$249 - $319.99 from Amazon »

Yeah, this will power my ego alright. The EGO Power+ Chainsaw claims its 14" bar and chain, and smooth, high-efficiency brushless motor will provide Power Beyond Belief. They even capitalize "Power Beyond Belief" because...

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Phil Curren Custom Car Chairs

What was Phil Curren thinking jumping from 30 years in the fire department to a "retirement" of restoring classic cars with his brother to a hobby of transforming those cars into Adirondack chairs? Where does he think...