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Arceo Wallet & Magnetic Carry System

$65 - $110 from Ronin Energetics »

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The Secret Art of Being a Grown-Up

$11.14 from Amazon »

While Bridget Watson Payne's delivery in The Secret Art of Being a Grown-Up: Tips, Tricks, and Perks No One Thought to Tell You largely takes the form of cartoons and quick blocks of conversational narrative, I think...

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Strip-Straps - Ankle Straps for Flip-Flops

$12 from Strip-Straps »

Name that sound: Smack, smack, smack...hrrghh! It's your flip-flops flip-flopping along a trail, boat deck, or sidewalk. And then it's your flip-flops catching an edge and slipping off your foot while you grunt out an...

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Gravity Therapeutic Weighted Blanket

$169 - $209 from Gravity »

The Gravity Blanket is like a big, wraparound, hours-long hug. John Fiorentino created his weighted cover as a therapeutic tool for those who find themselves stressed, anxious, and/or sleepless at night....

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$38.95 from Amazon »

Why a FlexSafe? Because of that one time when I was Floaty Pantsin' around a pool full of women's beach volleyball players and didn't notice some punk kid snatch my bag. My wallet. My phone. My keys. My Ziplocs of granola...

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Moby Whalers

$145 - $225 from Moby Whalers »

This Moby looks like it wants to chow down on some bottle caps with a quickness. Wonder if the whale's stomach is big enough to hold as many caps as mine is to hold the beers they unleash....

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Know Your Stars Mini UNIQCUBE

$85 from UNIQCUBE »

Learn your stars in 7.9" cubed. The Mini UNIQCUBE lights up constellation maps in full, brilliant color on 5 of its surfaces, and provides both the physical and intellectual illumination of their stars' English and Latin...

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Wicks Stick-On Sweat Shields

$7.99 from Wicks »

Wicks adhesive strips give wearers the functional advantage of acting as a sweat shield, diverting the blur and sting of salty secretions away from our eyes during exercise. And stylistically? Well, I heard oompa loompas...

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$299.99 from Amazon »

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$79.95 - $179.95 from Amazon »

If the interior "Made in Australia" stamp on each piece of this AUS-ION cookware isn't enough to assure you of where the pots and pans come from, zoom in and check out the ends of their handles. See the hole? See its...

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Life-Size Alien Head

$1,799.99 from Sideshow Collectibles »

When the staff at the H.R. Giger Museum in Switzerland saw this life-size replica head of the monstrous Alien their namesake created you could literally see the pride and joy bursting from their chests. (Good luck to...

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$398.22 from Amazon »

I used to pick up ladies by telling them I drove a DeLorean. It's how I met my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power. I went up to her at a party, ready to drop my pickup line, when she turned to me and said, Before you...

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Stag Folding Knife

A fine addition to your pocket, or a very generous groomsman's gift, the Stag Folder from BucknBear carries as a true gentlemen's knife. Its Damascus-style blade is made from VG10 Core Damascus, and extends a pretty 2.29"...

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Cthulhu Titanium Bottle Opener

$80 from A. Jacques »

Maybe Alex Jacques' interest in a Cthulhu bottle opener began with his interest in straight razors. The craftsman started out, and continues to forge, what he hopes you'll consider "the finest handmade straight razors...

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$11.14 from Amazon »

The first thing that comes to mind when I think "witty banter" is the easy exchange of short observations and comments. So it's odd that The Art of Witty Banter: Be Clever, Be Quick, Be Interesting - Create Captivating...

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Mystery Geek & Gamer Loot Crates

$20 from Loot Crate »

Loot Crate hails itself the first-ever subscription service for the Double Gs. Available in 1-month, 3-month, or 6-month blocks, Loot Crates ship out once every 30 days. Each crate carries a different overall theme and...

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US State 3D Wood Topographic Maps

$75 - $125 from Etsy »

And if you go with Florida, you can use your 3D Wood Topographic Map as a perfectly level cutting board! Haha, Florida's flatter than piss on a plate. I've always wanted to ride a Schwinn 10 Speed top-to-bottom through...

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$268.99 from Amazon »

While the VegTrug isn't quite what I mean when I say I could eat a trough of food, put some tomatoes, onions, cilantro, and jalapenos in this urban planter, and I may still be down for some deconstructed salsa by the...

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Insect Shield Mail-in Bug Repellent Clothing Treatment

$64.95 - $149.95 from Insect Shield »

Insect Shield started making its Insect Repellent Apparel in 2001, and has gone on to provide various areas of the US Military, Rio Olympics athletes, and 70+ lifestyle clothing brands with clothing treated with its proprietary...

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DIY Geodesic Garden Dome Kit

$150 from Build with Hubs »

Hey, kid, go find me some sticks! Sixty-five of them to be exact. Hubs' DIY Garden Dome Kit is a box of "Hubs" and hardware you can use to create and snap together frame pieces to build sturdy geodesic structures. Use...

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Evoluent VerticalMouse

$79.99 - $159.31 from Amazon »

Mouse, stop twisting my arm! The Evoluent line of mice has been around for 15 years now, but for those just feeling the onset of wrist and forearm fatigue from too much rolling and clicking, you can maybe put the kibosh...

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Nixie Chessboard

$660.52 from Etsy »

Now here's a new spin on smart lighting. Lasermad says their stellar Nixie Chessboard is the first and only Nixie tube-powered chessboard in the whole world, and I believe it. Who has the creativity to even come up with...

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$15.26 from Amazon »

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$9.99 from Amazon »

This alphabet isn't adult just because A is for Anus, but also because of the accompanying anatomical representation author Max Willy has selected to make sure everyone knows what an anus is. Stick out your pointer finger...

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Pinpoint X-Spring Precision Stylus & Pen

$14.95 from The Joy Factory »

X marks the stylus, and ink marks the spot. The Joy Factory's dual surface X-Spring Precision Stylus & Pen lets you waX poetic (or spew bullshit) from both ends. On the X side, a precision stylus writes and scrawls over...

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The Pocket Hammer Kit

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Seen the Pocket Shot ultrafast slingshot before? This Pocket Hammer set adds a Hammer Handle for support and extra power, turning it into a formidable rubber rocket ready to fire off arrows for small game hunting or target...

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Foot Anti Blister Balm

$8 from Amazon »

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Willy Care Kit

$17.29 from Amazon »

If your name isn't William, and you don't need a gift for a dude named William, I can't imagine why you'd buy a Willy Care grooming kit. I mean, I know it's a common name and all, but are there really enough Willies out...

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Le Labo Santal 26 Fragrance Diffuser

$590 from Le Labo »

Le Labo says, "Sure, Thomas Edison gave us light, but he didn't include a nebulizer to transform our Santal 26 fragrance oil into a fine mist to spread both light and perfume into your home." Which is crazy because I...

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Stinger USB Emergency Escape Tool

$19.99 from Amazon »

Ztylus says the Stinger is a USB car charger that can save your life. And not just figuratively when you're on your last 8% and get a very promising hit on Tinder. In addition to the dual USB ports fed by your car's cigarette...

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$23.79 from Amazon »

Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat. Yep, I love me some of all of those things. But mastering them as elements of good cooking...that sounds like a job for my mama! Good thing I'll be needing a gift for her come Mother's Day on May...uh...May...something. I'll have to look that up later....

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$49.99 from Amazon »

As much as I love the cacophony of all my pots and pans shifting, smashing, and tumbling when I crouch down and remove one from the kitchen cabinet, I can see why some might prefer their cookware in the tidy, partitioned...

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KZ Gear Floating Sunglasses

$39 - $39.99 from KZ Gear »

KZ Gear Sunglasses are the kind of floaters you'll be thankful for in the water. The TAC polarized sunglasses provide your typical 100% UV protection, plus have a polymethylpentene (TPX) frame construction that reduces...

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It's a screw cam! No, not that kind...well. What you use it for is up to you, I guess. But I'm calling it a screw cam because this miniature CCTV camera looks like the piece of hardware--a simple screw just minding its...

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5-Toe Flip-Flops

$12.96 - $19.99 from Amazon »

These 5-toe flip-flops are made by Sazzi, and I know I sure can't think of a better word to describe them. Made with 10 separate, articulating toe platforms and a post (i.e., thong, tha-thong, thong, thong) to cordon...

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Toothpick Crossbow

Discontinued

No computer, tablet, or phone needed to ping! your co-workers with this slick and stealthy mini crossbow. The palm-sized launcher loads up with toothpicks or Q-Tips, depending on how hard you want to let Dave three desks...

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Mini Marimo Aquarium

$7.80 - $11.80 from Etsy »

Here's a tiny Marimo Aquarium for all of you insane adventurous people out there moving into tiny houses. Think of it as a housewarming gift. Except, uh, you'll need to buy it yourself. Even at the tiny prices Etsy shop...

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CRKT Knives

$14.99 - $37.99 from CRKT »

Who wants to cut this hunk of hair caked with marshmallow creme, canned chili & vomit off my head? ... ... [CRKTs, CRKTs.]...

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$699 - $2,499 from Amazon »

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Kyosho RC Surfer

$239.98 from Amazon »

Can't catch a wave? Catch a break with the Kyosho RC Surfer 3. At 12.8" tall this remote controlled rider on his Lost board will try to make your time at the beach bitchin' even when the surf is too small to get out there...

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Eye of Sauron Fire Pit

$643.38 from Etsy »

I bet this fire pit knows some good ghost stories. What I didn't bet was that Sauron moved his Dark Tower to Canada, where he and his Evil Eye now mostly roast marshmallows and try to taunt Canadians into saying something...

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Basslet Wearable Subwoofer

$179 from Lofelt »

The Basslet--conceived, I'll bet, when one of the creators at Lofelt had a 2-year-old kid who kept wanting him to look at her "bacelet"--is a wearable for those who crave to feel the beat of the rhythm of the night. It...

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Mini Materials Ultimate Sample Kit

$79.99 from Mini Materials »

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$56.99 from Amazon »

I smell a gift for the grad comin' in hot! Giving an LBER KR999 classic thick brick cell phone to young whippersnappers is like giving them a piece of history to take with them into the future. It's a reminder of where...

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T-Rex Skull Shower Head

$20 from Etsy »

He may be dead and decomposed, but that doesn't mean T-Rex isn't still capable of spewing the stink off you. Roman Mirskiy creates his T-Rex Skull Shower Heads on a 3D printer. They're all made from high-quality ABS plastic...

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Darth Vader Engagement Ring

$390 - $2,995 from Sapphire Studios »

Marry me and come to the Dark Side! Come on, ladies, even in you're not into Darth Vader or Star Wars, you gotta indulge any man who presents you with a Vader helmet engagement ring. If for no other reason than the license...

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Mmm, spread those sexy toes wide! Not just for my benefit, but for your own. Whether you're into yoga, promoting blood circulation and relieving foot pain after a workout, or slowing down the growth of your bunion, the...