TENTSFORMER Bushcraft Poncho & Shelter
Bushcrafters do it snail-style with the TENTSFORMER. No, not slow. Nope, not slimy either. With this combination poncho and tent from OneTigris, bushcrafters - and plain ol' backpackers too - can carry their house on their backs.
OneTigris calls the TENTSFORMER "the ultimate survival raincoat," because in addition to covering you and all your belongings with a 1500mm waterproof sheath while on the go in a downpour, the poncho can also serve as a tarp-like shelter to keep you dry when it's time to stop. Just add an alpenstock to turn the wearable into a half-teepee hideaway.
For even more coverage, buy one TENTSFORMER for you and another for your friend Cornelius, and merge the two to form a complete tent. When purchased in pairs, OneTigris will include the tent pegs and guy lines you'll add to the ponchos' creative zipper placements to make the conversion complete.
In both mini shelter and full tent form, the patch panels on the TENTSFORMER's poncho sleeves double as airflow windows.
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