The Chaos Machine

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Chaos is an area of mathematics that studies complex systems and the mind-blowing effects seemingly small, inconsequential changes can have on them. Dr. Ian Malcolm used one example of the Chaos in action, the Butterfly...

Book of Things Better Than Boobs

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Part of me wants to tell you what's inside the Book of Things Better Than Boobs so you'll get why it's so brilliant, but part of me wants to let you find out for yourself so you'll experience why it's so brilliant. I...

Darth Vader Handheld Showerhead

$29.99 from Bed Bath & Beyond »

Want to see Darth Vader spew jets of water out of his eyes? You know what you've got to do: use The Force. Something around 70 psi should do the trick. Just make sure to remove any installed water-reducing valves before...

The Dark Knight Joker & Henchmen Masks

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I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger. Looking for the perfect 6-pack of demented criminal masks this Halloween? Ministry of Masks has put together this set of replica masks depicting the Joker...

Gorilla Carts Heavy-Duty Dump Cart

$114.01 - $305.99 from Amazon »

Whether a manly gift from someone else or one you give to yourself, getting a Gorilla Cart is bittersweet. Sure, the heavy-duty hauler and dumper means moving and unloading yard waste, firewood, and 50-pound bags of Ice...

Peep n' Peepers Flashing Eyes Halloween Lights

$10.54 from Amazon »

These Peep n' Peepers flashing eyes Halloween lights aren't very scary, but I think they're the right amount of scary for trick-or-treating kids you don't want to watch cry hysterically or have a screaming meltdown at...

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The Garden Igloo

$1,025 - $1,425 from Garden Igloo »

The Garden Igloo isn't just an igloo (of sorts) it's an igloo multi-tool (of sorts). The transparent geodesic dome has been "proofed" for both winter use as a sealed enclosure able to absorb and retain heat from the sun...

MOS Cable Organizer

$11.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Lay & latch to keep your rat's nest of cables MOS untangled and organized. This convex triangle contains embedded magnets to attract and secure charging cables, earbuds, flash drives, or any other small magnetic item...

BLOCKS Modular Smartwatch

$195 - $275 from blocks »

It's been a year-and-a-half since we first heard about BLOCKS and its plans to become the world's first modular smartwatch. Now, at last, the BLOCKS team is ready to sell us one. Sort of. BLOCKS has launched its Kickstarter...

Steampunk Frankenstein Costume

$128.99 from Amazon »

First of all, yes, I realize this is not technically a steampunk Dr. Frankenstein costume, but a steampunk Dr. Frankenstein's Creature costume. But I didn't name it, the people who created The Nightmare Collection of...

Biopod Smart Microhabitat

$212 - $436 from Biopod »

Terrarium, aquarium, or herb garden. Grow flowers in the winter, or make a rainforest for your frogs. Read no complex manuals and acquire 0 new skills to learn how to do it. The Biopod is smart enough for the both of...

Browning DIY Butcher Kit

$69.99 from Amazon »

You might be slated to carve the turkey this year, but have you signed up to hunt, shoot, field dress, and butcher it too? Browning says its DIY Butcher Kit comes with a blade "for every cutting chore imaginable." Hunters...

Juice Booster Phone-to-Phone Charger

$15.31 from Mustard »

Remember how your mama always taught you to share your toys and give to those less fortunate than you were? Remember how much it sucked? Your bratty cousin Georgie getting to play with all your best GI Joes, and your...

Mullet Headbands

$9.99 - $14 from Amazon »

Did you hear that researchers predict 1 in 3 costumes this Halloween will include a mullet? If not it's because I just made that up, but I think with a little teamwork and a lot of these Mullet Headbands, we can make...

RuggedTec FlashBang Speaker

$27.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Forget the camera. With FlashBang it's lights, music, action. The speaker-flashlight combo from RuggedTec was made to keep your jams jamming and your path lit wherever you may roam, and however you may roam there. The...

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Year's Supply of West Coast Roasting Coffee

Giveaway: Year's Supply of West Coast Roasting Coffee

Premium beans. Small batches. Hand roasted. Delivered to your door 2 to 3 days later. For a whole year. Click here and enter to win a year's supply of coffee from West Coast Roasting! A $432 value!...

Convertible Nap Desk

Some people work to live, some people live to work, and some people work to...figure out a feasible way to turn their desk into a nap station. Like industrial designer Athanasia Leivaditou. Inspiration for her convertible...

Ka-Bar Snody Crisis Card

$36.99 from Amazon »

The Snody Crisis Card is punched and jagged for a strong grip and maximal impact when you need to defend yourself. And it's finished in a rich anodized blue with gold edge accents for a slick look and flash of intimidation...

Blackbird Rider Carbon Fiber Guitar

$1,985 from Blackbird »

Blackbird's Rider is a showy guitar, but unlike these crazy designs, it's still more about sound than show. Six nylon strings stretch across a carbon fiber body to create a dark, dramatic instrument true to its maker's...

Kung Fu Power Self-Defense Rings

$4.58 from Amazon »

Pretty Chinese rings, pretty gnarly applications. This stack of Kung Fu Power Magic Rings fans out to create a 4-wide set of individual inscribed adornments for Pointer, Tall Man, Ring Man, and Pinky. That's the pretty...

HuMn Mini Wallet

$36.99 from HuMn »

The HuMn Mini is like a little s'mores wallet. Except black. And inedible. Just slightly larger than the average credit card, HuMn epitomizes minimalist design without sacrificing durability and security. The wallet uses...

Bad Kitty Catsuit

The first thing I noticed about this Bad Kitty Catsuit is that it looks equally hot, and makes me shift equally uncomfortably in my seat, on both thin, tan blondes and busty, red-lipped redheads. I'm still not able to...

Heated Outdoor Cat House

$56.24 from Amazon »

If I liked my mama's neighbor's fat cat Willard I would buy this cat house for him. As it stands though, he's a jerk so I don't really care if he gets cold while he's stalking robins in my mama's yard this winter. For...

Mpow 3-Port Intelligent Car Charger

$13.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The Mpow car charger guns it with 6.6 amps of power able to charge 2 tablets and a smartphone from 0 to full bars in 3.7 seconds flat. Well, probably not. But the 3-port device is pretty fast, and strong enough to support...

Hyperlip Prosthetic Lips

$10.99 from Amazon »

The medical term for the part of the oral mucosa covering the tooth-bearing border of the jaw is is "gingiva." So. Who wants to see some gingiva?! The Hyperlip is a plastic lip ring that fits over your existing kisser...

Indoor/Outdoor Heat Lamp Table

$169.70 from Amazon »

Some people really like to eat outside (me). Other people really like to complain about how it's too cold to eat outside (my girlfriend). Put those people together and you'll get one of 3 things: arguments; silent resentment;...

Jane's Brew Cannabis-Infused Coffee

Down a cup of Jane's Brew and you'll feel the buzz, the clarity, the drive, the...sudden desire to eat a family-size bag of chips and take a nap. Jane calls her cannabis-infused coffee, available as pods, pod bags, or...

DIY Scrimshaw Knife Kit

I may not have designed it, or forged it, or carved it myself, but I sure as Shine-Ola used my own two hands to emboss my pocket knife with this two-headed grizzly bear. Yessir, I sure did want it to have two heads. It's...

Dyconn 12-Port USB Power Hub

$64.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

With the Dyconn 12-Port USB Power Hub there's room for all the devices at the USB charging table. Even the nerdy ones, the smelly ones, and the ones who spit when they talk. The more-is-more charger connects to a single...

How to Survive Anything

$20.07 from Amazon »

Apparently survival is a hot enough topic these days that there's not only room (read: profit) for publishers to release a thousand books about it, but enough room for them to release at least 4 survival books with the...

Cactus Coasters

$43 from Clive Roddy »

I think Cactus Coasters would make the perfect present for a woman who's: A) your boss or B) your girlfriend of 2 months of less. They're cute, creative, and clever--all the Cs of a thoughtful lady-gift--but not so personal...

Zero Smoke Ring Blaster

$24.95 from Amazon »

Zero Toys has got all markets cornered with its Smoke Ring Blaster. Kids. Halloween. Office shenanigans. And one that never would have occurred to me until I saw the above video: golden retrievers. I'm loath to admit...

SkyBell Wi-Fi Doorbell

The SkyBell is a wireless doorbell and app combo that connects to your home WiFi and streams live one-way video and two-way audio directly to a smartphone or tablet. Even better, while SkyBell does attach to a wired...

VibeRider Motorcycle Seat Vibrator

$135 from Amazon »

The hair, clothing, and number of pixels in VibeRider's videos suggest this vibrating motorcycle seat insert has been around since 1992, but I only just heard of it, thanks to Mike K.'s Dude Product Tip. It's too bad...

Helix Personalized Mattresses

$600 - $995 from Helix Sleep »

I hope Helix works because a personalized, custom-made mattress is a pretty damn good idea. Tempur-Pedic and Sleep Number levels of pretty damn good idea, but even better because Helix costs $1,000 to $2,000 less than...

Mojio Car Monitoring & Smart Tracking System

$149 from Amazon »

Mojio is a sort-of mechanic and sort-of babysitter for your car. So I guess it's more like a vehicular personal assistant. Or your mama. The Mojio car monitoring and smart tracking system plugs into most any post-1996...

Masterbuilt Electric Digital Smoker

$193 from Amazon »

Know what I'm thinking about right now? 730 square inches of smoked meat. Here's why: in the United States October 12 is Columbus Day. A good day for the 4 or 5 people who actually get off work for it, a BS non-holiday...

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TheHorrorDome.com Halloween Costume

Giveaway: TheHorrorDome.com Halloween Costume

Halloween is on its way, and we've got your tricks and your treats all rolled into one tidy (well, except for those dangling intestines...) package. Click here and enter to win your choice of one of three horrifically...

Fire & Ice Light Show

$53.95 from Amazon »

You might not be able to flip it back on at Christmas like the Illuminator light projector, but Gemmy's Fire & Ice spotlight is about half the cost for twice the evil. Its orange LEDs shine through a crystallized dome...

Ultraskiff 360 Watercraft

$1,595 from Ultraskiff »

I showed my girlfriend the Ultraskiff 360 and she asked if it was a Sit 'n' Spin for the water. And for once, before rolling my eyes at her lack of enthusiasm for anything she can't wear, drink from a stemmed glass, or...

How to Survive Anything: A Visual Guide

$15.18 from Amazon »

Survival isn't just about learning to live in a world turned on its head, to build shelter in a sea of sand, or to fish with a bobby pin dangling from a shoelace. As Lonely Planet so expertly depicts in their recent graphic...

Optical Illusion 3D Skull Light

$29.99 from Amazon »

Smiley, spooky, glow-y, and eco-friendly to boot. This optical illusion 3D Skull Light is USB-powered and fitted with LED bulbs able to burn in a spectrum of colors that blaze through an intricate grid of laser-cut acrylic...

Jell-O Shot Syringes

$11.99 - $12.75 from Amazon »

If I took down the entirety of this 20-pack of Jell-O shot syringes myself I wonder if I'd be retching all the colors of the rainbow more from the cheap Popov vodka or the dense mixture of high fructose corn syrup and...

Monti Taste Collection Set

$100 from Sempli »

Remember Pretentious Beer Glasses? Well meet the next step up (or down, depending on how you view beer snobbery): Narcissistic Beer Glasses. Also known as The Monti Taste Collection. These 4 glasses have been designed...

Upton Handmade Belts

$110 - $130 from Upton »

"American leather, Italian tanning, Texan hands." Upton Belts launched its online brand of custom-sized not-accessories just this year. The company hopes men (and women!) who wear their designs will discover they can...

SanDisk Ultra Fit 128GB USB 3.0 Flash Drive

$31.41 from Amazon »

Big performance in a tiny package. This USB 3.0 flash drive from SanDisk can write up to 10 times faster than USB 2.0 drives. That means transferring things like full-length films is possible in less than 40 seconds...

ZeroLemon Rugged 20,000 mAh Battery

$49.99 from ZeroLemon »

My elementary school gym teacher used to call me The Lemon. At first I thought it meant that I added a refreshing and flavorful twist to the kickball team I ended up on, but once I realized that team also received 2 handicap...

Prosthetic Dragon Spikes

$325 from Etsy »

Is there a word for when something is equal parts disturbing and smokin' hot? That's what I'd like to call the image of this lady wearing Dragon Spikes. Their mutant effect is remarkable, somewhere between mythical miracle...