Dragon Stapler

$14.50 from Amazon »

No fire or dagger tail, but this dragon's got teeth that will bind your paper together forever! Muahahaha! He'll also staple your finger if you're not careful. Speaking of which, in junior high my friend Cornelius used...

ChargeTech Portable Power Outlet

$205 from ChargeTech »

ChargeTech takes the trophy for highest crowd-funded battery pack of all time on IndieGoGo. (Yes, there's a trophy for that now. But it's nothing compared to mine for Hardest Trier and First Place for Showing Up and Going...

Shoe Shine Kits

$80 - $180 from Shinekits.com »

Based on Vancouver Island, Canada, Shinekits.com caters to men who appreciate the classics. Straight razors. Suspenders. The pair of leather boots that lasts a lifetime. Their line of shoe shine kits emulates this type...

DIY Inside-Out Hard Boiled Eggs

The Golden Goose has already made famous man's power to scramble an egg in its shell, but what if you want to defy and blaspheme the chicken gods even further? Not only whip and muddle their dead fetuses around inside...

Vodquila

Vodquila. A mix of vodka, tequila, and a first class ticket to a hangover-free Sunday morning. I know they say two wrongs don't make a right and all that crapola, but I don't think that's true for alcohol. Like, I'm pretty...

Jellyfish Hanging Lights

Discontinued

Oh sure, glowing rainbow jellyfish lights dangling from the ceiling are all well and good until someone runs into one and it gets entangled in his left arm, inflicting pain so indescribable he must literally beg his friend...

Egg Minder - App-Enabled Egg Tray

$9 from Amazon »

The Wink Egg Minder is a smart egg tray, which at first I thought might be taking this Internet of Things thing way too far. A Nest thermostat for smart home heating, sure. That could have a huge impact on cost and energy...

Batmobile iPhone 6 Case

By: My ACG »

A few bucks shy of being able to afford the jet turbine powered Batmobile? How about buckling your phone up in one instead? Specifically, this most excellent and radical and schwing!-worthy replica Batmobile case for...

myType Foldable Bluetooth Keyboard

$49.99 from myType »

Another CES 2015 Dude Exclusives selection, the myType foldable keyboard is a wireless Tonto to your Lone...well, actually, the Bluetooth QWERTY companion will pair with all of your mobile devices, so I guess it's more...

Let's Cook Heisenberg Cutting Boards

$30.90 from Etsy »

I won't tell you what you should and shouldn't use these fine Breaking Bad cutting boards for, but...you might want to stick to "Let's Cook"-ing actual food. Like, how about cleaving some birds for a nice Los Pollos Hermanos...

Bulk Single Flavor Candy

$10.99 - $50.98 from Amazon »

Mama! I said I only want the Cherry Starburst! Only the Cherries! Ahhh, just remembering the days when my mama had to toil over picking out all the good Starburst, Skittles, and Tootsie Pop flavors for me. The days before...

The Oregon Pint Glass

I'm not much of an outdoorsman. I mean, aside from the occasional paintball fight and walking to the bus stop. So being at the top of a mountain doesn't really appeal to me. But having the top of a mountain in the bottom...

Ztylus iPhone Camera Case

The advancement of iPhone continues. Here the iPhone 6's camera gets specialized special treatment with this Ztylus 4-in-1 lens kit. The retro Ztylus case has a twist-on revolver lens attachment, to which you budding...

The Daddle Dad Saddle

Sold Out from Amazon »

Pardon my language, but you have got to be Fraggle Rockin' me. A Daddle? Have we really entered an age in which grown ass men are relegated to their hands and knees, serving as equestrian play toys for their entitled...

Portable Kerosene Heater

$149.99 from Amazon »

No electricity? No electricity needed with the Sengoku KeroHeat portable convection kerosene heater. Using 1K clear kerosene this cylindrical fire chamber is capable of blasting 23,500 BTUs over a 900 square foot room....

Ceramic Escape Knife

$15 from Gearward »

While it's a tough reality to face, the truth is that most of us don't have Liam Neeson on call to stage a rescue in the event of an abduction. So it's a good thing we do have people like Mark Greenman out there to take...

Prep Pad Smart Food Scale

$112 from The Orange Chef »

If you had a Prep Pad bumper sticker it would say, My food scale is an honor student. More than just showing how much the avocado weighs and flashing some pre-programmed nutritional information about a pound of pork loin...

Bath Air Pillow Smartphone Holder

The most relaxing part of any soak in the bubble bath is obviously surfing the web to check out stock performances, responding to accusatory emails from your boss, and going over the Excel spreadsheet of chores your mama...

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Blade Pico Double-Flip Quadcopter

$49.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

What we have here is a mighty 8 grams. The Blade Pico QX is a tiny quadcopter capable of big maneuvers. Single and double flips are no sweat, and the miniature RC flyer also comes equipped with SAFE (Sensor Assisted Flight...

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Whiskey, Wine & Beer Bundle

Giveaway: Whiskey, Wine & Beer Bundle

Would you rather be attacked by a lion, a tiger, or a bear? Too tough to answer? OK, would you rather spend the rest of your life able to drink only whiskey, wine, or beer? Arrrgh! The questions just keep getting harder!...

Critical Hit LED Dice Set

$24.99 from ThinkGeek »

I'm gonna take a gamble and say that if you're reading this right now, right this moment (this moment being approximately 8 pm ET on February 1, 2015) you're not really into Super Bowl XLIX, or football in general. I...

PuzzlePax Collapsible Wood 6-Pack Carriers

$22 - $25 from Amazon »

Stylin', reusable, and non-consuming of space. PuzzlePax makes wooden 6-pack carriers that have all the things you've ever wanted in a 6-pack carrier. Or rather, as honest parents kindly tell the children they had by...

Wasp Gas Injection Knife

$499.95 from Wasp »

And a watermelon takes it in the gut again. Like so many other weapons demos we've seen around here (Gotcha Cap, Throwing Card Knives), the effects of the Wasp air injection knife have been exacted upon a watermelon....

Bluewire Bluetooth Call Recorder

$149 - $179 from indiegogo »

He Said She Said is about to get real. Oh sure, Bluewire claims its Bluetooth headset, a device capable of recording up to 1,000 hours of both sides of smartphone or VOIP conversations, is an invaluable substitute for...

Retro RPG Menu Doormat

Sold Out from Amazon »

I think what I would do if I had this RPG command doormat is carry it around to other people's front doorsteps with me instead of installing it on my own....

Fruity Pebbles Pillow

$17.85 - $33.96 from Red Bubble »

Someone named Gasm made a Fruity Pebbles throw pillow, and I agree. What I see before me indeed looks like a gasm of Fruity Pebbles. Fred Flintstone would have a hard time running his footmobile through that mound of...

Ballo Stool

$399 from Humanscale »

Don Chadwick designed the Ballo for Humanscale as another solution to society's growing problem of too much butt contact. Sitting improperly, and especially for too long, seemingly gets a worse rap with each passing week....

Soma Carafe & Sustainable Water Filter

$35.99 from Soma »

You don't want your water to taste like ass, so why get a water filtration system that looks like it? Rather than stick a filterer of the H20 inside a chunky, clunky pitcher or bulbous faucet attachment, Soma glides its...

SureFire WristLight Watch & Flashlight

$686.91 from Amazon »

SureFire's 2211 is a variable-output LED WristLight. That means it won't just illuminate the time as you walk home from your one night stand, but will also alight the entire path in front of you as you stroll it (or skip...

Whiskey Bullets

$44.99 from Sip Dark »

Settle down and chill your bullets* with some Bulleit, and settle down and chill your Bulleit with some bullets. Sip Dark, purveyor of fine beverage chilling stones and sipping gear, has created the Original Whiskey Bullet....

WEN Snow Blaster

Sold Out from Amazon »

Oh you poor East Coast bastards. I normally have no sympathy for the plight of my fellow men unless their plight somehow directly affects me, but as someone who feels being stranded in the house with his mama and then...

Kershaw Scallion Knife

$37.36 - $64.81 from Amazon »

Sure, the Scallion Knife by Kershaw comes in black. But the real draw of this high-performance pocket knife? It also comes in...no, not rainbow. RainBLOW. Now I don't know if that stylization of the word is supposed to...

Prohibition Playing Cards Box Set

$125 from Ellusionist »

Gambling. Drinking. Breaking the law. Three favorite vices rolled into one boxed cocktail. With a lemon twist of magic. Ellusionist has put together 6 American classics from one of our most scandalous eras in history....

Edible Greeting Cards

Although these edible greeting cards look a little girly, I am willing to overlook that trait on account of the fact that I can eat them, thereby destroying any evidence I ever received one. Also, I do love me some 100%...

Giant Canvas Teepee

$74.99 from Amazon »

For children ages 3 and up?! Pssshhh. Why would I waste a giant, 6-foot tall teepee on a kid when I can line it with lights, slide a skinned wampa rug inside, and entertain my lady friends? Especially my lady friend Kate...

Revogi Smart Color LED Light Bulb

$34.99 from Revogi »

No, it's not a succulent Russian dumpling stuffed with meat. Revogi is a light bulb. And, like most inanimate objects these days, it's a smart one. Paired via Bluetooth to an iOS or Android device, you can use a touchscreen...

Coolbox Toolbox

$169 from Coolbox »

Hmmm, it appears that a certain cooler has started a trend. And while the Coolbox doesn't have a blender...yet...this so-called "toolbox of the future" does transcend all other toolboxes I've seen in terms of features...

SteriPEN Handheld UV Water Purifier

$85.95 from Amazon »

You can purify your water just like you can purify your laundry. The SteriPEN Adventurer Opti is a compact, handheld device that emits UV light to clean up to 8,000 liters of water. Designed specifically for outdoor/expedition...

9 Planets Ring with Spinning Meteorite Band

Why should ladies and rappers get all the fancy jewelry? John Biagiotti of Metamorphosis Design believes men should be able to get in on the expensive gifts and signs of baller status too. Men like you and me. Men who...

IDrive Military-Grade Local & Cloud Storage

$97 from IDrive »

You can be too sorry, but never too safe. That's why I always wear a helmet, always wear a seatbelt, and always wear a condom*. And I always, always back up. Orrrrrr...maybe I'll start now with this opportunity to own...

P'INCH Instant Ruler Pin

$7 from WKRMN »

P'INCH doesn't serve a thousand different functions. Or even a multi-tool standard 8 to 12. And really, it doesn't even do what it does do at great length. Literally, since P'INCH is a pin that's exactly 1 inch long....

Power Outlet with Dual USB Ports

$23.84 - $27.79 from Amazon »

Logical, intuitive, way more convenient than plugging one plug into another plug before it hits the wall. I wonder how long before all newly-installed outlets will contain USB ports in addition to the standard AC 3-prongs...

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Pair of Grisly Bears

Giveaway: Pair of Grisly Bears

By: Etsy »

Do you hate Valentine's Day but love Halloween? Then how about this twisted twist on the gush fest of lovebirds this year: a blood bath of teddy bears. Click here and enter to win a pair of morbid, gruesome, awesomely...

Death Wrench Tools

$5.95 - $189.95 from Death Wrench »

My favorite slayers of the walking dead over at Zombie Hammer have expanded their market. Now in addition to using their American steel implements of doom to whack zombies, you can also use them to fix a leaky pipe and...

Double Agent Shoes

$165 - $225 from Double Agent Shoes »

Get your lady a pair of these Double Agent Shoes for Valentine's Day and you'll never get stuck holding her purse again. Ahhh, a nice gift for her with a nice kickback for you. That said, be wary if she isn't the most...

MOTA iPhone 6 Charging Case

$35 from MOTA »

iPhones are the worst when it comes to draining battery power fast. Lately mine has always died at the best part of the adult movie clip I've been accidentally streaming too. No, seriously. All week long I've been faced...

Roo Balls Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Openers

$26.99 - $29.99 from Roo Balls! »

Want to be a true baller? Then grab that Triple IPA and crack it open with the scrotum of a Red Kangaroo. Or an Eastern Grey. Roo Balls turns (humanely and legally acquired*) castrated kangaroo bits into beer and wine...

Invisible Boyfriend

Invisible Boyfriend may have just gone viral, but Wish.co.uk--and I'm sure a load of other apps and services--have been churning out realistic-ish virtual sig o's for a while now. Still, Invisible Boyfriend has somehow...