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The Little Book of Hygge

$13.99 from Amazon »

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Monster Vault Under-the-Bed Safe

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Why does a monster under the bed have to be scary or out to get you? Why can't it be there to keep you safe. Or, in the case of the Monster Vault, to be a safe? The Monster Vault is a slim under-the-bed safe for storing...

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TigerVPN Lifetime Subscription

$29 from TigerVPN »

When the internet "launched" part of its appeal was the privacy and anonymity we could enjoy while using it. Fast forward 20+ years and many of our primary concerns now are the lack of privacy and anonymity we have when...

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Ace Marks Handcrafted Italian Dress Shoes

$190 - $320 from Ace Marks »

When you have an ace in the hole with footwear handmade by Italian craftsmen who also create shoes for luxury brands, and an X marking the spot that most men can afford to pay to deck out their feet, you get Ace Marks....

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The Camperbox - Backseat Bed in a Bag

$157 - $175 from The Camperbox »

It's like The Camperbox read my mind. I was just talking about sleeping in a van down by the river. But it was in reference to Raptor's Platform XL fishing boat, what I consider to be the water-faring version of a van...

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Qore Performance Hydration Shirt

$143.91 - $179 from Amazon »

What I would like Qore's Hydration Shirt to do is osmosis water through my skin from tiny little reservoirs housed in its bicep, triceps, shoulders, and abs--sized and shaped to looked like the ripped results of my own...

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$50 from Amazon »

A waffle maker with the profile of a toaster, and that's not even the best part of Cuisinart's vertical Belgian beauty. The best part is that you pour the batter in through a spout on top of the machine, up to a clearly...

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The Harambed

It's called The Harambed. Lucid Mattress says it's the bed of your memes. And I know if you've been meming at all over the past year, you've been meming about Harambe, haven't you? Well put on your PJs and snuggle in...

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Carbon Fiber Fanny Pack

$249 from Common Fibers »

Common Fibers knows carbon fiber. Common Fibers knows the 1980s. And one look at the The Coolest Fanny--aka The Manny Pack--aka The CF2--and you know Common Fibers. Knows. Men. I for one have never wanted anything so...

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Swim Desk

$1,999.99 from ThinkGeek »

While great for your joints I'm not so sure how good the Swim Desk is going to be for your computer and mobile phone. Definitely recommend keeping a vat of rice on hand while work-stroking at it. And also maybe an EMT...

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Bibo Barmaid Cocktail Machine

$199.99 from Amazon »

If you actually drink Appletinis and Mai Tais, the Bibo Barmaid is the gadget for you. If you don't, hey, an automatic cocktail machine. The perfect gift for your girlfriend, your wife, or maybe your tequila-swiggin'...

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Air Force Coin Knife

$42.99 from Amazon »

A penny for your thoughts, a quarter to call someone who cares, and an Air Force Coin for your untidy cuticles and hang nails. The 1-7/8" Air Force coin is minted with the official US Air Force emblem on the back and...

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Auton Under-the-Bed TV Lifts

$7,595 - $13,895 from Auton »

What's that, She-Ra? No, nope, I wasn't watching TV in bed. Do you see a TV in here? Must have heard Legion blaring from another unit...hey, no! Don't...don't look under the bed!...

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Magisso Perfect Slice Cake Server

$14.99 - $41.23 from Amazon »

Magisso says its curvy Cake Server will "Banish dessert-course anxiety!" Better than Xanax, I wonder? Because it would be really great if I didn't have to give my girlfriend one of mine every time she has to cut up a...

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DashCam Hi-Res Car Video Recorder & Camera

$24.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Record your drive with a DashCam for a safer ride. That is to say, to ensure sob stories and blatant lies don't get the best of what really happened....

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Army Man Bottle Opener

$7.49 from Amazon »

Happy Cheap Gift for Dad Thursday! Now when's Father's Day again? Not 'til June. Huh. Maybe Pops would like an Army Man Bottle Opener from the Easter Bunny....

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$44.95 from Amazon »

DolfinPack is the airline food & drink cart of the hydration bladder industry: designed to fit perfectly; hold way more than you'd think it would; and not waste an inch of space....

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You can vape mind-altering herbs, essential oils, and fruity waxes into the evening, but when bedtime hits...and insomnia follows...NutroVape will let you inhale sleep. The self-described "delivery system" stores a cartridge...

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Brain.fm - Music for the Brain

$19 - $49.99 from Brain.fm »

We know music has the power to make us feel. Brain.fm believes music also has the power to make us think. Or maybe it's just making us feel in a way that's conducive to thinking. Brain.fm is a streaming service that uses...

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Your Pet's Fur Watches

Wait! Don't throw away the dog fur you just lint rollered off the couch, or the cat hair you dug out of the vacuum cleaner filter! Stuff that cuddly wad of goodness into a Ziploc and ship it off to Analog Watch Co. They...

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The Meteorite Pen

$399 - $449 from B. Smith & Co. »

What's this strange thing from outer space, you ask? It's called a pen. Humans used to use them to communicate in writing before there were computer keyboards and touchscreens. And this particular pen, the Meteorite Pen...

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$338.05 from Amazon »

It should be called the What's Up? Watch because that's exactly what this connected hybrid does: tells you what's up. There's your standard analog time circling the What? face all simple and modern, with nice hash marks...

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IllumiBowl Toilet Night Light

$12.99 from IllumiBowl »

Light up your john like the 4th of July with an IllumiBowl Toilet Night Light, and get it for 13% off for a limited time!...

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Aquor House Hydrant

$89.99 from Amazon »

Scorching summer day. Lounging on the patio. Gazing at the lawn. What's missing? Hose, hose, hose. And a water outlet pimped out with an Aquor House Hydrant. Because the grass meeting your gaze is brown, and the marigolds...

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Mollusc Nano 2 Accordion Tent

$432 - $487 from Mollusc »

Regress a few decades to your baby buggy days with Mollusc's Nano 2, a canopy-style tent that accordions open and closed to provide the shade and coverage, or panoramic views you seek while camping. While hanging at a...

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ATLAS Throttle Lock - Cruise Control for Motorcycles

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Despite the longstanding belief of soccer moms, dudes (and ladies) on motorcycles don't always want to "gun it and make a racket right outside my house! Right after I got Asher down for a nap!" Sometimes they just want...

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SANS Juice & Smoothie Preserving Travel Bottle

$30 from Amazon »

Pump up the jam, or at least its squeezed and blended fruit components, with the SANS, a travel bottle for juices and smoothies whose built-in vacuum pump mechanism is designed to preserve your drinks in their freshest...

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Giveaway: Talelight Modifiable Digital Bumper Sticker

Talelight Modifiable Digital Bumper Sticker Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to William D. III of Philadelphia, PA, winner of the Talelight Modifiable Digital Bumper Sticker. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check...

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CAKE Hanayama Cast Metal Puzzle

$16.99 from Amazon »

I like how Hanayama Puzzles says its tiny new CAKE Cast Metal Puzzle is recommended for ages 12 to 105 years, but "A few bright children between 8 to 11 years" might also be able to solve it. In other words, parents out...

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NatureZap Weed Killer

$99 - $199 from Amazon »

The NatureZap series of weed-killing wands eliminates pests of the chlorophyll persuasion without the use of harmful chemicals, or harmful bends and twists of your lumbar spine. NatureZap combines a cocktail of Infrared...

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World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong

$5.99 from Amazon »

He's a grower, not a shower. At 4" tall, this miniature Stretch Armstrong says he has a license to call himself the World's Smallest. At least until you yank his arms and legs to 2...3...4 times their starting size. Just...

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VirZOOM Virtual Reality Exercise Bike

$399.99 from Amazon »

The VirZOOM Virtual Reality Exercise Bike delivers both active and passive health benefits. First, the person riding the bike and participating in its arcade of racing, shooting, trapping, and pegasus-flying VR games...

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Skull Microphones

This place is dead. But if you're into the types of bands that rock out through skull microphones, dead could be a good thing. Last week we saw steel human head bones tossed into the fire as logs. Now Von Erickson Laboratories...

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Pirate Handcuffs

$11.15 from Amazon »

Pirate Handcuffs. Oh gee, whaddaya think most people are gonna use these for? Yep, I think so too: citizen's arrests. Too bad Dev and Denise didn't have a pair on that episode of Master of None when they citizen's arrested...

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TurnPoint Smart Motorcycle Glove

$149 - $199 from Kickstarter »

The TurnPoint Glove is a navigation wearable for motorcycle riders. It makes following GPS maps and directions easier (and safer) because you don't have to find a nonexistent windshield, dash, or air vent on your bike...

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truBrain Think Drinks

$24 from TruBrain »

truBrain Think Drinks are energy shots, sure, but they're not--or at least their calculated packaging and scientific assertions say they're not--your typical caffeine-and-corn-syrup-laden boosters. truBrain focuses on...focus....

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Sitting-Pocket Sweatpants

$79.20 from Beta Brand »

Pockets. Designed to hold stuff while your hands are busy. Pockets. Designed to drop stuff or make it really, really hard to get to when you sit down. Sitting pockets. Designed to conquer. Sitting pockets hold things....

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FlatTop Brass Buffalo Nickel Spinning Top

$65.93 from Amazon »

The FlatTop Brass Buffalo Nickel Spinning Top is a new, limited-edition release from Butterfield Machine, the Utah-based shop also responsible for hand-machining this slick Fire Piston. Having received and spun around...

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In a way, AFO makes a fireball you can sling at your enemies to fight them off. But here your enemies won't be Goombas or Sagat, they'll be the flaming tongues of a stove fire or tipped-over candle, and your fireball...

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Solar System in a Bottle

While Little Planet Factory, like science, has also shunned Pluto as a planet in its Solar System in a Bottle, I think they make up for it by having crafted and calibrated the 8 remaining MVEMJSUN to scale. At 1:5,000,000,000....

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Crying Unicorn Candle

$24.79 from Firebox.com »

Is a crying unicorn a sign of impending doom or a hint that I should go get my coffee cup and drink up that rainbow magic for good luck?...

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Solid Signal BLADE Slim HDTV Antenna

$15.99 from Solid Signal »

Solid Signal's ultra-slim HD antennas won't hook you up with the WiFi, but they will allow you to maintain some of your TV viewing habits without selling your soul (and private information) to the cable company. Available...

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Bullet Boutonniere

$15.95 from Bullet Bouquets »

Look even more bangin' in your tux or suit coat with one of Bullet Bouquets' Bullet Boutonnieres. Remember Bullet Bouquets? The overnight bloomin' ammo sensation has expanded its line of potted rounds to include wearables...

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Replica Folsom Prison Antique Padlock

$16.99 from Amazon »

Folsom Prison opened in 1880. Eighty-eight years later, Johnny Cash recorded "Folsom Prison Blues," and an album's worth of other hits, live for its inmates. And this padlock is all that separated Cash from his audience...

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Cereal Motel Adult Cereals

$12.50 from Cereal Motel »

Cereal Motel has a slightly different take on "adult" cereal than Fiber One and unfrosted Mini Wheats do. It's a take I like a whole, whole lot more than whole grains and improved bowel movements. Cereal Motel makes "deliciously...

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Japanese Steel Pruning Shears

$64.95 from Amazon »

These Garden Elite Japanese steel pruning shears are a fun reminder that it's almost time for spring cleaning. And all the weeding, trimming, mowing, and mulching you'll get to spend 3 straight weekends, and many doses...

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Flingons Flingable Magnetic Stress Toys

$29.98 from Amazon »

Flingons look like miniature boomerangs, but the twist here is that when you throw them they don't come back. They stick with great projectile prowess to any metal surface you toss them at, or to one another....