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$823 from Boulon Blanc »

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SteelSeries 9H Gaming Headset

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Outrider Electric Adventure Vehicles

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Sydney Evan Skull Ring

$620 from Sydney Evan »

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$125 from Etsy »

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ZEI Time- & Task-Tracking Dice

$99 from Timeular »

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Clever Doormats

$24.99 from Clever Doormats »

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The Food Kracker

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Time & Oak Signature Whiskey Elements

$29.99 from Time & Oak »

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Stargate Sterling Spinner Ring

$124.99 from ThinkGeek »

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FOODsniffer Food Freshness Tester

$129.99 from FOODsniffer »

You don't need a trained bloodhound or a night of explosive diarrhea and vomiting out the nose to figure out if your food's gone bad anymore. FOODsniffer is a portable "eNose" that will test your meat, poultry, and fish...

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Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass

$14.61 - $26.79 from The Fowndry »

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Severed Zombie Hand Phone Mount

$40 from JONTHINGS »

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RoveCam 360 4K Sport Action Camera

$169.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

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Polygon - 4-in-1 Origami Measuring Spoons

$12 from Polygons »

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IRONATE - 3-Minute, No-Oven Pizza

$159 from Ironate »

Know when else you can eat pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time? When pizza's on an IRONATE dish of intense heat conduction that needs just 3 minutes to cook it into a disc of pure crispy-chewy-cheesy-crust...

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$66.99 from Amazon »

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$195.32 from Amazon »

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Bullet Bluetooth Earbuds

$127.50 - $255 from Schatzii »

Now that wireless Bluetooth earbuds are getting so much play I was wondering when someone would think to make a pair that look like 9mm bullets. A shot of music--or your mama's voice over the phone--right to the head....

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All the thugliness, half the effort. Thug Kitchen: Eat Like You Give a F*ck follows up its bestselling debut with this faster, simpler, and more f*cking thugged out motherf*cker of a cookbook, Thug Kitchen 101: Fast as...

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JAK Knife Smoker's Multi-Tool

$19.99 from Jamaican Army »

The Swiss Army: Neutral and regimented. The Jamaican Army: JAK-ed. Up. The Jamaican Army Knife is just as handy of a multi-tool as its European counterpart, but given that one country is known for its watches and cheese...

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The Cache Belt

$25 - $95 from Wazoo Survival Gear »

Sometimes you need a fishing hook in the middle of Denali. Sometimes you need a bottle opener in the middle of a Monday morning meeting. The Cache Belt can help you out with both lifesavers in both spots. Plus a needle...

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Hero Within Coats

$99 - $249 from Hero Within »

I told my gf I would agree to wear a man pea coat under one condition: it had to have a subtle and classy Bat symbol integrated into its cut and stitching across the back and shoulders. Then I smugly thought about how...

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$74.35 from Amazon »

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Boba Fett Motorcycle Helmet

Unlike a few selections in this slideshow of sick motorcycle helmets, you can probably wear HJC's new RPHA 11 Boba Fett helmet without getting laughed off the road (it's an obvious, but not over-the-top Star Wars circus...

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Splashlight Bioluminescent Water Blaster

$24.95 from BioToy »

Remember when you used to put lightning bug butts and water in the blender and then use them to fill your squirt gun for nighttime fights with your friend Cornelius? Ahhh, childhood in the 80s. That was cool. Maybe even...

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$59.99 from Amazon »

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Bionic Bird: The Furtive Drone

$99.95 from Bionic Bird »

"Grand Master Pycelle...send a Bionic Bird to Casterly Rock." He's not a real raven, but this biomimetic drone is built and engineered to look so much like one that you'll definitely be able to use him to deliver apple...

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$54.95 from Amazon »

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$349.99 from Salt Supply »

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$19.98 from Amazon »

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Brass Honcho Armored Flashlight

$39.98 from Brass Honcho »

Reduce, reuse, recycle may not be Brass Honcho's mantra, but when you buy one of their flashlights made from a real machine gun bullet you can still feel good about doing your part to eliminate some of the world's waste....

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$81.51 from Amazon »

You don't need to know how to read to dig in to this book. Open the pages of Bookniture, and where you might normally find a Tolkien story you'll instead encounter an entire stool or side table Gandalf-ed into existence....

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$1,599 - $1,750 from Throwflame.com »

People typically use flamethrowers to clear brush and weeds. And just like that, for the first time in my life I cannot think of anything I'd rather do today than go clear me some brush and weeds. In addition to disintegrating...

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$9.99 from Amazon »

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$35.64 from Amazon »

Low in weight, high in strength, and bendy as a Russian gymnast, the Sven-Saw is a rugged outdoorsman's tool whose blade folds away into a safe and compact strip when not in use. This model has a 21" Swedish steel blade...

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Inspired Designs Ferrofluid Sculptures

$25 - $150 from Inspired Designs »

Ferrofluid represents the glorious union of science and beauty. Of visual art and tactile interaction. Of workplace boredom and sweet desktop toys. Inspired Designs head inspirer, Kyle Haines, creates his ferrofluid displays...

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$349.99 from Amazon »

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Grenade Grips are like Fat Gripz, except way cooler on account of the fact that they are (loosely) shaped like grenades. At least that's what the people who make them would have you believe. If you're looking to increase...

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Climball

While I don't care much for combined physical and mental challenges--or really either one on its own--I'm a total sucker for things that glow in the dark. And video games. And American Ninja Warrior. All of which, along...

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The Safety Case Complete Kit

Seems like a safety case would contain things like a flashlight, a fire starter, and a glass breaker, maybe an EpiPen and an 18,000,000-volt Sting Ring. But instead of these things Black Rock Originals' Safety Case carries...

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The USB Kill 2.0 Computer Killer

$49.95 from USB Kill »

If you're using a USB Kill stick you're either pen-testing, trashing your old PC for recycling, or being very, very...very evil. Come on now, I know he cooks eggs in the staff room microwave, and eats beef & bean burritos...

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$109.95 from Amazon »

Holy smokes...miester! A Weber, a hole saw, and a coupla Bud Light Limes on a Saturday afternoon, and my Bru-BQ Wayne kettle grill becomes a Bat-Smoker too! The Smokemiester BBQ Smoker converts any covered grill into...

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Waterproof Sport HD Video Camera

$49.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

This waterproof Sport HD Video Camera is on sale for $49.99, down from $289.99 for a limited time, which probably means it has been upended by a newer version or discontinued. Or is of mediocre quality. But it also means...

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Nixie Tube Watch

$758.67 from Etsy »

Nixie analog watch faces and Nixie boring, flat digital displays. Readouts from cold cathode neon gas indicators are how I want to wear my time now. I've seen Nixie tubes turned into desktop clocks before (here, for example)...

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$898 from Amazon »

DJI is sending a new Mavic to Top Gun and he's looking for a Gos. You in? The Mavic Pro is a folding drone powerful enough to fly at 40MPH for 25+ minutes and buzz the tower when permission is denied. Precise enough to...

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Suncast Wood & Resin Deck Box

$154.18 from Amazon »

As if the end of summer isn't depressing enough, now I have to figure out where to store all of my patio furniture cushions and floating pool bars for the winter. Since everyone thinks I'm the master of looking up crap...

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Bird of Prey Bicycle

$4,200 from Bird of Prey »

I didn't think the foam helmets and seizure-inducing neon spandex could look any more ridiculous rolling down the road, yelling at cars to get out of their lane, and then cutting into traffic at will when it suits them...

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Convertible Bean Bag Chair Bed

$425 from Amazon »

A full-size bed that pulls out of a bean bag chair: sweet. A full-size bed you have to stuff back inside a bean bag chair when you're done with it: hope you didn't have plans this weekend. I'd rather carry a couch 5 blocks...

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R2-D2 Coffee Press

$39.99 from ThinkGeek »

Get Beep-bee-bee-boop-buuuzzzzzzed with the R2-D2 coffee press. How could Star Wars geekery not lay its stamp on French-style caffeine extraction? The cylindrical shape of the classic French press is perfect. And what...

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Wally BiFold Wallet

$39.99 from Distil Union »

Leather is nice, but not when a fat wad of it is bulging out of your pocket and making it difficult to walk, sit, and...get your wallet out of your pocket. The Wally is a slim bifold wallet that eliminates excess slots...

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$41.99 from Amazon »

Typically talking to me about "portion control" makes me feel very cheated and melancholy, but I actually don't like a ton of dressing on my salads or oil in my stir fries. I also don't like trying to measure out a teaspoon...

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$54.78 from Amazon »

I'm not sure the skull in this decanter is so much a phantom as it is a piece of glass blown inside a bottle. But you don't have to tell your kids that when you warn them about what Skully McSkullface will do to their...

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Steam up the room with the Dark Side this Halloween. This Darth Vader and Stormtrooper bear no Fun Size Twix bars or mini boxes of Milk Duds, but they do come with a special misting treat. Add water to the included mist...