Edible Food Crayons Seasonings & Condiments
- Honeysticks 100% Natural Beeswax Crayons - $18.95
- Bull Shit Steak Seasoning - $13.00
- Portable Smoke Infuser Gun - $54.29
- FreshJax Grilling Spice Gift Set - $24.99
- Molecule-R - Molecular Gastronomy Set - $99.99
Edible Crayons? Edible Crayons?! Everything my mama taught me as a kid - namely, what she taught me not to eat - is going out the window. Joining Edible Birthday Candles and Edible Printer Paper, we now have Food Crayons, creative seasonings and condiments for "coloring" dishes and drinks packed into everyone's favorite childhood (and adult!) coloring tool.
Developed by daughter / son / mama Nadia, Kamil, and Veronique as a family affair, Food Crayons come in a range of different flavor combinations, ready for shaving atop compatible foods and cocktails. Pictured above is Tomato & Thyme. Other Food Crayons I'd be down for eating up include Grapefruit & Timut Pepper, Curry & Turmeric, Raspberry & Balsamic, and Mushroom.
Food Crayons come with a sharpener for distribution, so they look as cool accenting your recipes as I hope they taste.
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Old Bay Hot Sauce
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Tasteful Giving: The Best Food Gifts
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Kosmos Q Wing Dust Seasonings
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Meat Seasoning Sticks
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Smokehouse Ultimate Grilling Spice Set
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Sriracha Seasoning Stix
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Mannkitchen Pepper Cannon
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Grow 'n' Serve Microgreen Kits
Vegetarians and health nuts and foodies, oh my! These Grow 'n' Serve Microgreen Kits will bring joy to the hearts of many a personality on your gift lift this year. The kits come with a planting tray, a choice of nutrient-dense...
Tonguespank Spices
Under normal circumstances, my tongue wouldn't be the first place I'd pick to be spanked. But seeing as Tonguespank Spices are coating their lashings in flavors like Garlic Grappa and Scorpion Bourbon, I guess I'd be...
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MEAT: Everything You Need to Know
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Peugeot Paris Prestige Giant Pepper Mill
The Peugeot Paris Prestige is the grand piano of pepper mills. And if saying it isn't enough to convince you, this giant, 3.6'-tall grinder has been carved from solid beechwood, and then coated in gleaming black piano...