Peugeot Paris Prestige Giant Pepper Mill
The Peugeot Paris Prestige is the grand piano of pepper mills. And if saying it isn't enough to convince you, this giant, 3.6'-tall grinder has been carved from solid beechwood, and then coated in gleaming black piano lacquer. Each pepper mill in the limited Peugeot Paris edition has been numbered and signed by Peugeot CEO Jean-Philippe Peugeot, and is fitted with the company's time-tested grinding system, which comes with a 25-year manufacturing guarantee.
Hope the arms you use to hold and twist the supersized seasoning stick come with something similar. It weighs 11.2 pounds, and holds another 4.8 ounces of peppercorns.
Seems like the Peugeot Paris Prestige Pepper Mill should also have a couple of warnings attached to it. 1) Caution: Use of this pepper grinder may cause sneezing fit.; 2) Danger: Do not sneeze while holding and using this pepper grinder.
Oh, and by the way, yep, the Peugeot family that makes coffee, salt, and pepper grinders is the same one that makes cars. But the grinders came first.