Kitchen

Microwave Potato, Corn & Tortilla Cooker Bag

$8.49 from Amazon »

At its fluffy white, carb-laden heart, this is a Microwave Potato Cooker Bag. The red polyester pouch is nukable, washable, reusable, and amenable to turning raw potatoes into moist and delicious bakers - or moist and...

TacoCat Taco Holder

$14.99 from Amazon »

I'm not sure I would buy a TacoCat Taco Holder for home use - they're kinda pricey, and I'd need at least a set of 4, since my wife and I are both into double-fisting when it comes to tacos. But I'd definitely go to a...

Cherry Chomper Cherry Pitter

$14.50 from Amazon »

Guess there would have been some legal issues if they'd made this Cherry Chomper Cherry Pitter look like Pac-Man. But I mean, how much more awesome would a cherry pitter in the shape of a...being with a mouth...be if...

Bruntmor Cast Iron Tagine

$64.95 from Amazon »

Tagine, Tagine, Tagine, Tagine / I'm begging of you please cook up my food / Tagine, Tagine, Tagine, Tagine / Grill's broke and my wife, she's in a hangry mood. I could totally be the next Dolly Parton...

Ecletticos Mugs

$24.99 - $74.99 from Ecletticos »

Ecletticos Mugs for your coffee and tea...and covert nip of whiskey...manage to be rustic and rugged, yet somehow elegant, even a little regal, at the same time. Sure, maybe they're more Viking regal than British Royal...

Boska Pizza Party Hot Stone

$42.87 from Amazon »

The Boska Pizza Party Hot Stone pairs a pizza stone for cooking your pizza (in the oven or on the grill) with a tealight-packed stand for keeping its crust crisp and toppings hot and gooey for hours while you eat it...

Zyliss Smoothslizer Vegetable Pasta Maker & Spiralizer

$49.99 from Amazon »

Smoothslizer wants to know one thing: keto kids, plant-based babies, low carb cuties, how you doin'? Him, he's smoooooth over here, spiralizing your zucchini into zoodles, and spinnin' your butternuts into sheets of grade...

Kylermade Multi-Layer Non-Slip Cutting Board

$22.43 from Amazon »

I see 2 benefits of the Kylermade Multi-Layer Non-Slip Cutting Board. The first is the reason Kylermade says Kyler made the cutting board: you can remove and throw out individual layers as they wear, or take a beeting...

UpperSlide Cabinet Caddies & Spice Rack Pullouts

$67.99 - $109.99 from Etsy »

Is your kitchen cabinet chaos getting a little too...spicy for your tastes? Or maybe a little too plastic storage container-y? UpperSlide Cabinet Caddies and Spice Rack Pullouts tidy up overflowing seasoning jars, baking...

Prepdeck Meal Prep Kit with Storage & Cutting Board

$124.99 from Amazon »

Wow, this Prepdeck meal prep kit, with all its little food storage containers, kitchen tools, and cutting board looks super duper handy for anyone cooking a meal! And super duper crappy for anyone doing the dishes after...

Stadium Bundt Pan

$35.94 from Amazon »

If you were thinking of punting the Super Bowl this year, here's a thought: bundt it instead. Nordic Ware's Stadium Bundt Pan won't transport you to Tampa per se, but it will bring at least one kind of exhilarating action...

Aviatore Veloce Jet Engine Coffee & Tea Brewer

Super Veloce calls their Aviatore Veloce a "high-pressure brewing system for tea leaves or coffee grinds." I call it a "frikkin' jet engine tea and coffee maker!"...

Easy-Grip Right Angle Kitchen Knife

$17.95 from Amazon »

Even after reading this easy-grip right angle kitchen knife's description, I'm not exactly sure how it makes it easier for people with compromised hand function or weakness to cook me dinner, buy hey. Who am I to question...

Rotating Cup-Washing Brush

$12.99 from Amazon »

Oooh, a suction cuppable car wash for your dirty glasses. This rotating cup-washing brush secures upright or sideways to any surface friendly to its 3 big suckers. (Though I'm not really sure why you'd mount it anywhere...

Dimple Non-Drip Ice Cream Scoop

$9.99 from Amazon »

Awww, look at the dimples and collar on this little guy. Joseph Joseph covered the interior of their Dimple Non-Drip Ice-Cream Scoop in hexagonal smile dents to make it easier to tap scooped ice cream into bowls or onto...

AYA Bazooka Sushi Making Kit

$26.95 from Amazon »

The AYA Bazooka Sushi Making Kit contains everything you need - from rice paddle to roll bazooka, sushi knife to sushi mat - to make you lament as to why the H-E-Double-Chopsticks you thought it would be a good idea to...

HadinEEon Milk Steamer & Frother

$46.99 - $50.98 from Amazon »

Latte? Cappuccino? Hot cocoa? Steamed milk? Heat and froth things up a few notches from the typical microwaved dairy you might enjoy at home with the HadinEEon Milk Steamer & Frother, a highly-rated foamer upper that...

Push & Tear Easy-Tear Paper Towel Holder

$32.62 from Amazon »

As much as I like getting fried chicken grease and BBQ rib sauce all over the whole roll of paper towels as a souvenir for days to come of the great meal I had, my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, isn't such a fan. So...

Helix Ergonomic Citrus Juicer

$33.97 from Amazon »

It's an ergo-juicer. The Helix Citrus Juicer from Joseph Joseph gives the twist-action of your hand and wrist a big assist. Makes the process less awkward. Requires less strength, so you can work harder for longer...

Alessi Todo Giant Cheese & Nutmeg Grater

$67 from Amazon »

The Alessi Todo giant cheese and nutmeg grater is for chefs and entertainers who value presentation. Flair. Copious amounts of cheese and nutmeg...

Pewter Rowboat Salt Cellar

$42.95 from Amazon »

Row, row, row your boat / gently towards the stew / Add a paddle of salt, a paddle of herbs / Seasoning's the key to good food! And this handsome pewter Divided Rowboat Salt Cellar could be the key to your search for...

Puking Kitty Gravy Boat

$39.95 from Amazon »

The Puking Kitty Gravy Boat is bllleeeccchhh! for the 2020 holiday season. In 2012 the couple behind the Puking Kitty puked up their first gravy boat in the likeness of their rescue cat, Mr. B. They ran the design as...

Sushi Kitchen Sponges

$8 from Amazon »

Give your dishes a sushi sudsing and a sushi scrubbing with these Sushi Kitchen Sponges from Fred. The nigiri trio is called Washabi - a name to match the whimsy of the product itself - and includes a shrimp, tuna, and...

Fire-Breathing Dragon Steam Release Diverter

Sold Out from Amazon »

You might think this fire-breathing dragon steam release diverter has a fairly narrow buyer / gift recipient pool of people who own pressure cookers and instant pots. But...well, yeah OK, in thinking that you'd be right...