Kitchen

Fresco Chef Hat - Keep Your Baked Goods Fresh

$15 Fresco »

The Fresco Chef Hat doesn't bake the goods, it keeps the already baked goods fresh, so the last of your dozen cupcakes from the local bakery will taste just as moist and delicious as your first, even if you're eating...

Flagship Light - Turn a Skillet Into a Cast Iron Grill

$49 - $59 Kickstarter »

Flagship Light is a cast iron plate that fits inside any 10" to 12" skillet you already own. According to Flagship designers, it turns the skillet into a legit cast iron grilling surface you can use to replicate the dry...

3D Skull Silicone Cake Mold

$13.98 Amazon »

I could call this 3D Skull Silicone Cake Mold a Life-Size or 1:1 Scale 3D Skull Silicone Cake Mold, because even if it doesn't unmold the size of your skull or my skull right now, it was the size of our skulls at some...

Dip Sea Oil & Vinegar Dipping Dish

Now is that a whale or a shark you're supposed to fill with vinegar in the Dip Sea Oil & Vinegar Dipping Dish? Or soy sauce, I guess, if you choose to use the dish for your sushi accompaniments, but regardless of whether...

Silipint Unbreakable Silicone Bowls

$28.95 - $49.95 Amazon »

Silipint! Trix are for kids! Buuut, I guess you and all your unbreakable tie-dyed silicone bowl-ness can hold on to the Trix so any mishap the kids have while eating them won't result in shattered glass or ceramic on...

Wooden Knife for Kids

$15.58 Etsy »

OK, Wooden Knife for Kids, I'll grant your solid oak "blade" is safe for the kiddos to cut with in the kitchen. And I'll also grant that your skills at slicing a banana, as well as Play-Doh, another of your recommended...

Belgian Balance Siphon Coffee Maker

$146 Amazon »

Whether you're a coffee connoisseur or just a fan of low-tech gadgets, this Belgian balance siphon coffee maker is going to add some panache along with a caffeinated jolt to your kitchen...

ChickenStone - Roast a Whole Bird in Half the Time

Um. Are you sure, ChickenStone, you wouldn't rather be called CockStone? I mean, I know I'm immature and all, but what human person could consider the ChickenStone's function - to roast a whole bird 50% faster than normal...

Edible Food Crayons Seasonings & Condiments

$15.25 - $55.05 Etsy »

Edible Crayons? Edible Crayons?! Everything my mama taught me as a kid - namely, what she taught me not to eat - is going out the window. Joining Edible Birthday Candles and Edible Printer Paper, we now have Food Crayons...

hOmeLabs Chill Pill Countertop Ice Maker

$129.99 Amazon »

There are so many countertop ice makers out there right now. I've even written about 3 of them, the Opal Nugget Ice Maker being the most memorable. Until now. hOmeLabs did themselves a great service in cube design and...

Butter Girl & Boy Butter Keepers & Spreaders

Sold Out Amazon »

I'm not sure these look so much like Butter Girl & Boy Butter Keepers & Spreaders as they do, uh, Butter Voldemort's Children Butter Keepers & Spreaders. Or maybe Butter Kyle from South Park's Little Brother Ike Butter...

PanGogh Batter Art Pancake Griddle

$34.71 Amazon »

I don't really understand how this PanGogh batter art pancake griddle works, but as long as there are delicious pancakes that look like delicious ice cream cones at the end of it, I'll leave that to the kids to figure...

Penis Surprise Apron (NSFW)

$32 Etsy »

The beauty of these Penis Surprise Aprons - I mean aside from their lovely fabric choices, and anatomically correct fleece interpretations of giant dicks - is that they're perfect gifts for everyone!...

Smelly Proof Heavy Duty No-Odor Reusable Bags

$7.49 - $18.99 Amazon »

Bear tested, stoner approved. Smelly Proof Heavy Duty Bags are resealable, reusable, no-odor storage solutions "designed to create an ecosystem that blocks vapors and oxygen from entering or exiting the nylon reinforced...

Midnight Slice Ergonomic Food Slicer

Well, I've got to sliiiice to feed them pizza / And I'm booooound to make sure they eats-a / And I've got weak hands and some joint pain / But it's not gonna get in my way, no / Not gonna F my wrist with The Midnight...

Rapala Fish'n Fillet Knife

$15.83 - $35 Amazon »

They say the Rapala Fish'n Fillet Knife "is used in more fishing camps, on more charter boats and by more fishermen than any other fillet knife in the world." And all you need it for is a Father's Day gift for Dad to...

Olive Wood Steak Plate

$74.66 Etsy »

I never would have thought steak and olive would be such a mouthwatering pairing, but this Olive Wood Steak Plate from BfCart Mallorca has me drooling for a NY strip laid across my own personal cutting board...

Capsule Countertop Dishwasher

$400 - $449 Loch Electronics »

Small, feisty, green, and Scottish. Nope, it's not a Baby Nessie, it's a dishwasher. The Capsule from Loch Electronics is a personal countertop dishwasher made for tight spaces and smaller households. It also has 3-in-1...

Big Green Egg Soap Dispenser

$25 Amazon »

The Big Green Egg turns its attention to your dirty little hands with a Big Green Egg Soap Dispenser. Made for the grill's biggest, greenest fans, the bottle is shaped just like the BBQ, and weighs almost as much too...

Mt. Fuji Glass with Wooden Coaster

$17.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

I don't know much about Mt. Fuji, but any mountain capped with 4 fingers of whiskey - or tequila, scotch, or gin - instead of 40 feet of snow is going to be my favorite, and a worthy addition to my barware collection...

Midnight Scoop Ergonomic Ice Cream Scooper

$39.95 Amazon »

According to Midnight Scoop, "YOU HAVE BEEN SCOOPING ICE CREAM WRONG." Like, wrong enough for the ergonomic ice cream scooper to be forceful and yelly about it. And it only gets better when they follow that statement...

T-Rex Skull Hard Boiled Egg Mold

$7 Amazon »

What's worse: having egg or your face; or having T-Rex's jaw on your face? Well, now you can have both with Fred's Egg-a-Matic T-Rex skull hard-boiled egg mold!...

Vitamix FoodCycler - Convert Food Scraps to Fertilizer

$399.95 Amazon »

Vitamix has always been the master of the breakdown. From their blenders that break down your whole ingredients into smoothies, sauces, soups, and sexy frozen drinks, to their newest breaker downer, the Vitamix FoodCycler...

New England Hot Dog Bun Pan

$33.42 Amazon »

Am I the only one who's never heard of a New England hot dog bun, and therefore a New England Hot Dog Bun Pan? WTF is this? It looks like vertically challenged bread, or angel food cake someone flipped over too early...