Kitchen

Building Brick Waffle Maker

$69.99 Amazon »

I would be remiss if, in seeing the Building Brick Waffle Maker from CucinaPro, I didn't say: it's time to LEGO my Eggo!...

Collapsible Colander & Cutting Board

$19.99 - $27.99 Amazon »

Aaarrrggghhh! I don't have anything to say about a collapsible colander and cutting board combo! I'm only running it at all because my mama swears it is a handy thing to have for a New Year's Eve get together, or any...

Juicepair - Salad Servers & Lemon Juicer

$21.99 Animi Causa »

I'm covering the Juicepair, a set of salad servers that lock together to double as a lemon juicer, because I think it's a clever design. But in terms of its literal usage, as a means of squeezing a lemon directly over...

GreenPan Mini Single-Serving Skillet

$12 Amazon »

At just 5" square, I'm sure the GreenPan Mini is a staunch believer that size doesn't matter, it's what you do with what you've got. And when it comes to sizzling up breakfast, lunch, or dinner for one, this nonstick...

Waterproof Cork Apron

This Waterproof Cork Apron is handmade in Portugal and sold as an eco-friendly gift idea for your favorite chef or pitmaster. The sustainably-source cork comprising the apron makes for both a vegan alternative to leather...

Stuffed Pancake Maker

$49.99 Amazon »

Stuffed pancakes? Stuffed pancakes?! Holy eyegasm, Batman! Jelly donuts and Pop-Tarts better watch out. There's a new carby breakfast food with hidden surprises inside on the block. I guess that goes for breakfast burritos...

Stay-Fresh Countertop Vegetable Storage House

$45 Amazon »

Many of us can't afford a house for ourselves right now, but thanks to Lite N' Fresh, we can afford the next best thing: a house for our vegetables. Oh boy, oh boy, carrots, zucchini, broccoli, and brussels are about...

FryAway Cooking Oil Solidifier for Safe & Easy Disposal

$9.49 - $12.99 Amazon »

I learned a new word today. OK, two new words. "FryAway" is the first, I guess, though it's the brand name for a cooking oil solidifier that makes disposing of oil used to pan and deep fry easier and safer for the cook...

Jean Patrique Mezzaluna & Bamboo Board

$39.99 Amazon »

"Mezzaluna" is a fancy Italian word for "half moon," an apt description for the semi-circular blade in this rocking knife for chopping herbs and mincing garlic in the kitchen. And "Jean Patrique" is a fancy French word...

Joseph Joseph Titan Trash Can & Compactor

$159.97 - $204.99 Amazon »

Joseph Joseph's Titan Trash Can & Compactor is one of the coolest low-tech gadgets I've seen all year. Maybe even on the all-time list, up there with the Naomi Spring Nutcracker. Presuming it works as shown in the video...

Stackable Fish Drinking Glasses

$45.17 Amazon »

If your mama is like my mama, she already drinks like a fish, so if you need a fin-tastic gift for Mom this year, how's about these stackable fish drinking glasses that will invite her to drink with a fish too?...

Octopus Mug Holder

$215 Dansk »

The Octopus Mug Holder has a mug-holding leg for each mug of coffee I will be drinking this morning. Why do I need a different mug for every cup of coffee? Well, my wife says I'm a big fan of Teenager Pro Tips, and the...

Dalstrong Frost Series Kitchen Knives

$59.99 - $119.99 Amazon »

The Dalstrong Frost Series Kitchen Knives look sharp, icy cold, and White Walker approved. Especially if you need a cooking gift for your resurrected-ice-dragon-riding Night King, who's also a pretty damn good home chef...

Bamboo Ziplock Bag Organizer & Dispenser

$46.99 Amazon »

Kitchen drawer teeming with ziplock bags and baggies, spinning into chaos, getting stuck with a cardboard box wedged in its upper overhang every time you try to open it - bamboo-ya! Take this storage hack! The ziplock...

Scaredy Cat Hot Pot Trivet

$16 OTOTO »

The Scaredy Cat Hot Pot Trivet is arched and ready to pounce! Prepare to have your face clawed off! ... Unless you quick grab that dutch oven full of chili and squash the Scaredy Cat in place...

Turkish Terracotta Testi Pot for Slow Cooking

$49.99 Etsy »

Who wants to do a little slow cooking in my Turkish Terracotta Testi Pot? Maybe a nice cream of mushroom soup from the Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes cookbook? Teehee. Teeheehee...

ChefWave Milkmade Non-Dairy Milk Maker

$209.95 Amazon »

Milk, it does the body good, and it doesn't even have to come from a cow, a goat, an elephant, or a lady's boobie. It could come from the ChefWave Milkmade Non-Dairy Milk Maker. The automatic milker uses your favorite...

Wild Dining Dinner Plates

$22.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

I mean, I don't see Ali Larter in a whipped cream bikini anywhere, so dining can't be that wild with Mustard's Wild Dining Dinner Plates. But I guess drawing a ketchup mustache on a silverback gorilla, and giving the...

#1 Dish Washer Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge

$7 Amazon »

Hey, sports fans, are you and your team ready to clean house? Yeah? Yeah?!!! Then start with the dishes. Here, have a #1 Dish Washer foam finger kitchen sponge to rub in the faces of all grease, dried spaghetti sauce...

The Kiss Teacup & Saucer

$125 Etsy »

I wouldn't normally appreciate a schmoopy design like The Kiss Teacup & Saucer, but Mila Arkhipovat's kissy-face couple brings as much creativity and refinement to the table as they do schmoopiness...

ButterPOP No-Mess Butter Stick Holder & Dish

$11.95 Etsy »

Wait, ButterPOP, is it now socially acceptable to eat butter on a stick? Licking down the sides and round the top like a popsicle or a lollipop? Ohboyohboyoh...no? That's not what the ButterPOP is? OK, well...wait. Don't...

Brizzle Stand-Up Scoop, Baste & Drizzle Brush

$14.95 Amazon »

Do I want a silicone bristled basting brush that can also scoop up juicy drippin's, drizzle them onto my dish, and then rest on my cutting board without spreading their remnants all over it? Fo shizzle my Brizzle...

Uranium Glass Juicer

$28 Etsy »

Wait, wait, let me just juice a squeeze of lemon...with a uranium twist for that cocktail. No? What, you prefer lime?...

Dalstrong Shadow Black Series Kitchen Knives

$69.99 - $299.99 Amazon »

As if kitchen knives weren't intimidating enough on their own*, Dalstrong created their Shadow Black Series of kitchen knives. So now I can pair what they call a "menacing design" with the high probability that I will...