Kitchen

Dreamfarm Flegg Egg Flipper

$14.95 Amazon »

I once got an egg from a friend of a friend who raised chickens in his yard. I cracked it to cook it, and there was a bunch of blood inside. That sucked. But with the Dreamfarm Set of 2 Flegg Flip & Serve Egg Rings, even...

Xbox Series S Toaster

$39.99 Wal-Mart »

The PS5 might have been the gift to get for Christmas 2023, but those who have real bread in 2024 are buying the Xbox Series S...Toaster...

Moccamaster KBGV Select Coffee Maker

$345 - $379 Amazon »

Moccamaster's KBGV Select Coffee Maker is able to brew both a half and a full carafe of coffee to the Golden Cup Standard established by the Specialty Coffee Association. Wow! That means...nothing to me...

Pelamatic Robito Almendra Electric Nut Cracker

$199.99 Amazon »

This is exactly what I need, Pelamatic. A Robito Almendra Electric Nut Cracker to pair with my She-Ra: Princess of Power and Mama Human Ball Busters. So when my sore, butt-hurt junk is recovering in my Testicuzzi, I'll...

Croc Chop Vegetable Chopper & Slicer

$39.95 OTOTO »

I don't doubt the Croc Chop's ability to chop and slice your fruits and vegetables with Michelin-chef-level speed and precision. However, I do question your ability to get any freshly diced onion or spiralized zucchini...

Musui Kamado Cast Iron Pot & Induction Cooker

$670 Vermicular »

Well, the Musui Kamado will certainly be the coolest sounding kitchen gadget you own. Whether this combination cast iron pot and induction cooker will live up to its name - and $670 price tag - is something this dude...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shredder Cheese Grater

$26.19 Amazon »

Graters are typically safer than knives for turning blocks of cheese into shreds, but the Shredder Cheese Grater? I, for one, wouldn't let anyone but a true Ninja Turtle turn my 8-ounce block of cheddar into 2 cups of...

Ginnie Juicer - Compact Masticating Slow Juicer

$49.79 Amazon »

"Ginnie" is a very nice name for a juicer. Ginnie sounds cute. And this compact kitchen gadget that won't take up more than a 5" footprint on your countertop most definitely is. Ginnie sounds fun. The juicer comes in...

Flegg - Flip & Serve Egg Ring

$14.95 Dreamfarm »

I think the Flegg's functionality is very cool - it's an egg ring that allows the user to flip and serve fried eggs easy-peasy, with no broken yolks, no misplacements on the plate, and no unwanted encounters with the...

Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set

$29.95 Amazon »

Beware the Dark Side? Looks more like Cheers to the Dark Side! to me with this Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set. JoyJolt has a whole line of Star Wars glassware, but this highball nod Galactic Empire...

Rugboard Tempered Glass Cutting Board

$14.99 - $19.90 Amazon »

You know I have to say it: the Rugboard will really tie your meals together. ... Or at least encourage your guests to pee on them. While not specifically a nod to The Big Lebowski like The Dude's Rug Cutting Board, no...

Eggler Egg Cracker, Peeler & Slicer

$12.95 Dreamfarm »

I'd dig it if the Eggler were a new McDonald's character who steals McMuffins, but I must say, I like it almost as much that the Eggler is actually a new 3-in-1 kitchen tool from Dreamfarm that cracks, peels, and slices...

Banana Leaf Silicone Lid for Food Storage & Cooking

$24.30 - $32.99 Amazon »

This silicone lid for food storage and cooking isn't bananas. It's banana leafs! ... Fine, grammar police (aka Mama), banana leaves...

Penis Charcuterie Board

Sold Out Amazon »

No one will be able to beat your meat, or resist your cheese, or help but grab your berries, when you arrange them atop the Penis Charcuterie Board. It's the best reference to genitalia I've seen in a serving tray since...

Microwave Ramen Cooker

$12.99 Amazon »

This Microwave Ramen Cooker is all that and a bag of shrimp chips. The complete and compact set starts with a big cylindrical soup bowl on the bottom, nestles a colander / draining bowl in the middle, and tops it off...

SplatterDom Pot/Pan Cover & Stovetop Protector

$39.99 - $44.99 Amazon »

Rising as a wall, like a protector supreme. It encloses pots and pans, and keeps your stovetop nice and clean. Welcome to the SplatterDom!...

simplehuman Paper Towel Pump

$49 - $56 simplehuman »

simplehuman has come up with the Paper Towel Pump, a paper towel holder with a removable cleaning solution spray bottle as its core, and yet another product that makes a simple human task a little bit easier. And a little...

Reversible Flour Sack Kitchen Towels

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Not that I'm a Level 10 expert on kitchen towels and dish towels and the like, but these Reversible Flour Sack Kitchen Towels are hands down the best kitchen towels and dish towels and the like that I've ever used. And...

Eiffel Tower Cold Brew Coffee Maker

$1,394.20 - $1,894.80 Amazon »

What was Dutch Lab's favorite part about their trip to France? The coffee, and the Eiffel Tower. So back home, they put the two together to create the Eiffel Tower Cold Brew Coffee Maker...

UPAN Cast Iron Sausage Pan

$75.85 Amazon »

The UPAN will slot up and straighten out your sausages. Wield your wieners. Barricade your brats. Cradle your corndogs. It will even manhandle your meatballs and turn out your toad-in-the-holes. The UPAN is a channeled...

Microwave Toaster

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Confession: I do not own a toaster. Nor do I want to own a toaster. On average, I feel the need to toast bread about 3 times a year. Which is crazy, because I love toasted bread. I order it when I go out to breakfast...

YETI 12" Cast Iron Skillet

$400 YETI »

In collaboration with "the cast iron masters over at Butter Pat Industries in Maryland," YETI has released a 12" Cast Iron Skillet. And it costs, well, about as much as a YETI cooler. Or a YETI duffel bag. Or, proportionally...

EaZy MealZ Bacon Rack & Tray Set

$26.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

I'm not sure if bacon qualifies as a whole MealZ, but it is definitely EaZy to prepare with this Bacon Rack & Tray Set. And if you disagree - about the whole MealZ part, that is - be sure to get the XL size of the brand's...

Better Breader Batter Bowl

$19.99 Amazon »

Obviously I'm getting this Better Breader Batter Bowl as a gift for my mama so that I can shake up a few pieces of chicken, and then when we all sit down to eat it, turn to my raving Aunt Jan and say, "It's the Better...