Kitchen

Breville 3X Bluicer - Blender & Juicer in One

$239.95 Amazon »

I hope the Breville 3X Bluicer is as fun to use as the word "Bluicer" is to say. Over and over again in my head, as if it's a whisper from the gods that I should name my firstborn Bluicer, or buy a blender and juicer...

Pizza Pack Adjustable Pizza Storage Container

$24.99 Amazon »

The battle between your pizza box, your fridge, and your stuffing skills is about to end. The winner: Pizza Pack, a slice-shaped pizza storage container that accordions up and down to hold leftover pieces of pepperoni...

For-Ghetti Spaghetti Fork

$15.24 - $15.43 Amazon »

Spaghetti that slides off your fork or won't catch when you try to twirl it? For-Ghetti 'bout it...

Sushi Tong

$62 IPPINKA »

Sushi Tong? More like a Sushi Scoopi. Or, more specifically, a Nigiri Nuggeter. The attractive kitchen tool from IPPINKA seeks to help budding sushi chefs make "perfect nigiri" by way of a non-stick, stainless steel scoop...

pureAir FRIDGE Food Shelf Life Extender

$49 Amazon »

I thought of a jingle for the pureAir FRIDGE Food Shelf Life Extender: Smelly fridge, smelly fridge, what are they feeding you? Or maybe more like: Smelly fridge, smelly fridge, what are they not eating themselves that's...

Retro Coca-Cola Vending Machine Paper Towel Holder

$29.99 Amazon »

When you spill your Coca-Cola, clean it up with...more Coca-Cola! Yuk, yuk, yuk. This Coca-Cola Vending Machine Paper Towel Holder is fronted by a 1950s-era Coke dispenser that would make the perfect nostalgic gift for...

Ninja CREAMi One-Pint Ice Cream Maker

$218.49 Amazon »

"CREAMi" isn't typically a word I'd use to describe a ninja, but when we're talking an ice cream maker from the skilled and stealth kitchen appliance brand, then yeah. This thing is CREAMi like a Ninja. Ready to assassinate...

ScooperDuper Folding Bench Scraper

$16.95 Amazon »

Make your food prep ScooperDuper neat and ScooperDuper easy to transfer to your pot, skillet, or bowl with Dandy's ScooperDuper folding bench scraper...

Microwave Rice Cooker Mug

$36.45 Amazon »

This microwaveable Rice Cooker Mug is a terrific idea for people who want just a single serving of rice, and don't want to spend the time cooking it on the stovetop. Or buy an electric rice cooker. Or use pre-cooked frozen...

re:Mix Use-Your-Own-Jars Sustainable Blender

$210 - $263 Open Funk »

The re:Mix blender is here to add "blender container" to the long list of ways my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, has come up with to use mason jars. The use-your-own-jars blender's clever integration of them might even...

The Sizzling Scooper for Too-Hard Ice Cream

Ice cream that's too hard to scoop might not be the most pressing problem facing the world right now, but, I mean...it is a problem. And it's a problem, unlike most of our other problems, real and existential alike, that...

Umbra Rain Automatic Soap & Sanitizer Dispenser

$49.97 Amazon »

Welp, Umbra, in years past I would say an automatic soap and sanitizer dispenser, regardless of how snazzy it looks and acts, isn't what anyone has in mind when they say, "Make it rain!" But in this age of pandemics that...

Homer in the Bushes Sponge Holder

$19.99 Etsy »

Back it up, Homer. Slowly, quietly into the bushes, eyes peeled for anyone who might have - ha! Gotcha! I see those beady eyes and that bulging belly trying to sneak away into a thicket of scouring pad. Get back out here...

Chef's Burn Balm

$15.90 Etsy »

Sizzling hot in the kitchen should refer to your steaks and stir-fries, not your skin, Chef. This handmade Chef's Burn Balm from Touch of Herbs is a "masterfully formulated" blend made for chefs who grab a hot handle...

AirHood Portable Kitchen Range Hood

$89 - $109 AirHood »

The AirHood portable kitchen range hood could have saved my friend Trevor $2,500. When he moved into his house - a flip done by a team of 100% incompetent people with 0% pride in workmanship - his kitchen range did have...

Smeg Retro Electric Kettle

$149.95 Amazon »

You know what an electric kettle is, right? Well this retro electric kettle from Smeg flips the idea of an electric kettle on its head by being an electric kettle designed to look like it's from the 50s, before electric...

Al Dente Singing Floating Pasta Timer

$23.91 Amazon »

Wheeeen...angel hair bo-ils high / That's when Al Dente cries, "That's Amore!" And when it's tagliatelle you're cooking to the soft bite of perfection, this singing, floating pasta timer will belt out "The Godfather Theme"...

Icepo Perfect Portion Ice Cream Sandwich Scoop

$19.95 Dreamfarm »

And the best part is, the Icepo Perfect Portion Ice Cream Sandwich Scoop scoops out perfect, 1/2-cup portions to make ice cream sandwiches out of store-bought cookies*, so it's even less work to make yourself a delicious...

Revolution InstaGLO R270 Touchscreen Toaster

$399 Amazon »

It's National Toaster Month, and the Revolution InstaGLO R270 Touchscreen Toaster is here to help you celebrate! ... Nah, you're right. There's no such thing as National Toaster Month. Yet...

Brainstream BeepEgg Singing Floating Egg Timers

Now here's a standout egg for your Easter basket. Way healthier than the Cadbury versions too. Brainstream's BeepEgg singing floating egg timers are funky and functional kitchen tools designed to ensure you boil your...

Chef'n Avoquado 4-In-1 Tool

$9.99 Amazon »

Avoquado. Get it, avocado lovers? The Avoquado is a 4-in-1 tool for prepping your avocados for their impending chowdown. It has a quad of capabilities ready for avocado demolition. Those clever devils at Chef'n. Not that...

Titty Tumblers

$20 - $30 Etsy »

Practice your nip grip with a Titty Tumbler from Jasmine Pots. And if you can really take hold of a golden nipple, and drink from its ceramic cup without fully cupping it, then you're ready for some next-level grabbing...

Avocado Ripeness Ranker

At first I was like, "An Avocado Ripeness Ranker? That's dumb." But then I thought about 80% of the products I run on this site, and I was like, "OK, an Avocado Ripeness Ranker. Fair enough." And then the more time I...

Instant Sandwich Decruster & Sealer

$8.88 Amazon »

Obviously, this instant Sandwich Decruster & Sealer is made for kids. Spoiled kids. Kids who expect their parents to waste piles and piles of bread over the years so that they don't have to eat the icky crusts, or suffer...