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Retro Flip-Open A-Z Address Book

$11.78 from Amazon »

See, if you stick to flip-open A-Z address books and tin cans connected by string they can't track you or steal your data!...

Monthly Measure Perpetual Calendar & Ruler

Are you into dates and measures? How about a calendar that lasts forever? And the metric system? Monthly Measure is a combination perpetual calendar, ruler, and desktop display piece...

Pencil Dice - Pencil with Integrated Rolling Dice

Just when you think it's Mother F**king Pencil Time, Pencil Dice step in and say, "No. It's mother f**king dice time." Six sides on a die, six sides on the hexagonal prisms o' wood. It's a match made in Yahtzee and Bunco...

Craighill Desk Knife

$60 from Craighill »

The Craighill Desk Knife would sure be a fancy partner for the chewed up Bic on my desktop. Inspired by the Japanese kiridashi knife, this multi-use cutting tool should look mighty nice living on your desk display, and...

Sola Cube Micro

The Solo Cube Micro series has Father's Day gift for Dad written along every stroke of its microorganism replicas' laser-engraved glass. Each of these pieces of biological desktop art is a 3D portrait of a microorganism...

Star Trek Captain Picard Facepalm Bust

Sold Out from ThinkGeek »

In desktop-sized bust form, the great Captain Picard reminds us you only need one arm and one hand to execute the perfect facepalm. Frozen facepalmed in time, Star Trek TNG's brave leader also demonstrates with perfect...

Orbiform Mathematically Perfect, Constant Width Solid

$28 - $34 from Kickstarter »

Orbiform follows the OLOID in what might be the next evolution of fidget and desktop toys: mathematical sculptures. Both the Orbiform and the OLOID are built according to real, albeit little discussed, geometric shapes...

Post-it Extreme Notes

$4.99 from Amazon »

Welcome to Post-It Extreme! Where players compete to write the most intense, provocative, daaangerous notes and reminders! You leave a Post-It to pick up milk at the store? Lame! At Post-It Extreme we leave Post-Its to...

Julius Caesar Pen Holder

$22 from Etsy »

Et tu, Sharpie? With this Julius Caesar pen and pencil holder you'll be able to stab your buddy Caesar in the back day after day. With up to 14 implements!...

Vortecon Kinetic Desk Toy

$32 - $40 from Kickstarter »

The Vortecon isn't just a precision machined desk toy from the same designer who developed the Moondrop, it's an optical illusion. Give the metal cylinder a twist when you're antsy, bored, or need some focus, and get...

Solar System Crystal Ball

$23.99 from Amazon »

Know what I see when I look into this solar system crystal ball? No Pluto! And it makes me wonder if kids these days - a demographic maker Sumnacon says its solar system-filled crystal ball is perfect for - even know...

Dumpsty Steel Desktop Dumpster

$195 from Amazon »

A Dumpsty Dumpster is a real steel desktop-sized dumpster for you to throw all the shit you get from your boss / wife / mama in. It even comes with authentic dumpster warning sign magnets and 2 rubber lids in your choice...

Gravity Museum Tabletop Space Exploration Kit

The Gravity Museum is a hands-on catalogue of the gravitational forces acting on the planets in our solar system. Created by Kristoph Krisjans, who also brought us the Moondrop gravity-defying fidget toy, the Gravity...

World's Smallest Violin

$11 from Amazon »

This is the world's smallest violin, and I'm gonna play it just for you...whiners! So many whiners! At work. On the road. At the checkout line. In my inbox. And the biggest one of all: right there in my bathroom mirror...

T-Rex Hatching Dinosaur Egg Candle

Sold Out from Amazon »

Good things, such as baby T-Rex dinosaur desktop toys, come to those who wait. Who wait, and who burn. Light the wick on this egg-shaped candle from The Creative Desk and experience the joy of hatching a new baby 65-million-year-old...

Steampunk Gearwork Sand Timer

$21.86 from Amazon »

Flip over Doktor Schmerling's gearwork sand timer and as the grains drop, its gears will churn wider and wider, opening a portal to an alternate steampunk dimension in 1880s London...

Godzilla Humidifier

$87.94 from Amazon »

Godzilla and his hot, humidifying breath are coming for you! You and your flu season and your flaky skin and your dried-out sinus passageways! Arid climates can run and winter chills can hide, but none shall escape the...

Pencil Time Pencils

Do you know what time it is? ... It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Going back to school? It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Leaving the kids a list of chores? It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Filling out your order at Umami...

Termitat Termite Desktop Display

$125 - $150 from Termitat »

If I got a Termitat and displayed it on my desktop I guarantee you the first thing that would happen is my cat Zanzibar would figure out a way to knock it over and bust it open and let a bunch of Dampwood Termites loose...

Le Labo Santal 26 Fragrance Diffuser

$590 from Le Labo »

Le Labo says, "Sure, Thomas Edison gave us light, but he didn't include a nebulizer to transform our Santal 26 fragrance oil into a fine mist to spread both light and perfume into your home." Which is crazy because I...

The Meteorite Pen

$399 - $449 from B. Smith & Co. »

What's this strange thing from outer space, you ask? It's called a pen. Humans used to use them to communicate in writing before there were computer keyboards and touchscreens. And this particular pen, the Meteorite Pen...

Solar System in a Bottle

While Little Planet Factory, like science, has also shunned Pluto as a planet in its Solar System in a Bottle, I think they make up for it by having crafted and calibrated the 8 remaining MVEMJSUN to scale. At 1:5,000,000,000...

Kururin Japanese Desktop Toy

$12.99 from Kendama »

Tops, fidget spinners, and now the Japanese Kururin. Why is hand-eye coordination storming pop culture so hard right now? I have many gifts and endowments--huge ones!--but, as evidenced by my attempts to school my girlfriend...

Feng Shui Desktop Gong

$15.49 from Amazon »

When they say, "Feng Shui," I bet they mean, "Ring It When You Get Laid." And I also bet a lot of us out there with roommates or coworkers who share online dating adventures could make some pretty good use out of a Ring...